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No way Bruce doesn’t have a collection of bat stuffed animals. Like Justice League secret santa (“secret” as if he didn’t detective who had him Day One) bat stuffed animal is the go-to. Like maybe he just leaves them in the guest rooms. Especially after he started bringing the kids to the watchtower, the quantity of bat themed stuffies skyrocketed.
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#robin#tim drake#dc comics#dawn of dc#superman#jason todd#justice league#dick grayson#batfam headcanons
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Maybe it’s just me, but as a beginner sewist my stitch lines are AWFUL at best, and I love to think that most of the Gotham villains are tailoring/making their own suits (because it’s not like they can just walk into a store with crime scene evidence). So they’re just going around with squiggly hems and loose threads— like they find a little green strand on the crime scene and play is it Riddler’s loose thread or Joker’s hair.
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Tim Drake and Jimmy Olsen would probs get along ‘cause they’ve both had to emotionally comfort their local Justice League member and take cool photos (that are a little stalkery).
They’re the true goats of secret identity discovery and like #investigativejournalists.They are just trying to get the best photo of their hometown hero.
#pls lmk if there are comics where they meet#photography#adhd#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#robin#tim drake#superman#jimmy olsen#dawn of dc#dc comics
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Are we gonna talk about this…
#batman#batman comics#batman characters#batman catwoman#batcat#catwoman#selina kyle#bruce x selina#batman arkham
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*Dick coming for his first family dinner after running away to bludhaven*
Bruce: C’mon man. I don’t wanna live in a world where we’re not tight.
Dick: Then kill yourself.
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Batfamily fashion senses
Dick: god awful abuse of statement pieces if left alone, but prime example of the girlfriend effect.
Bruce: loungewear or suit, no in between.
Jason: thrifting master and shys away from colors or immodest clothes (he doesn’t like when kids see how roughed up he is) but he loves to step it up with some clean jewelry or a watch.
Cass: all black but still organized in color order by undertone and loves to layer up even in the heat.
Tim: material gworl— he loves his rare forces and burb sweaters.
Babs: DIY queen and knows how to style to her ginger complexion.
Alfred: a whole collection of Hawai’ian shirts he just doesn’t have a chance to wear.
Damian: looks like a Disney channel character because they just ravaged the boys section of an H&M when he got dropped off by Talia with nothing but Assassin cloaks.
Steph: doesn’t even wear THAT much purple, people just can’t seem to leave her alone about it. Anyway, she’s a die hard athleisure girlie.
Duke: basic jeans and tee kinda guy, but usually has like one item that elevates it (classy watch, limited ed jordans, leather jacket, sunglasses, etc). Also, however, a good example of the girlfriend effect.
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#robin#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#batgirl#barbara gordon#steph brown#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth#duke thomas#cass cain
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Because of my F1 obsession, I’m gonna project what type of racing I think diff bats would follow.
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#robin#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#batgirl#barbara gordon#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#alfred pennyworth#formula 1#nascar#racing#motogp
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I love comic book murder logic. Like, it’s not killing someone if you don’t watch them die.
Like the goon /might/ have hemophilia and internally hemorrhage and bleed out from the jab to the gut. But if we don’t watch or intend for him to die it doesn’t count. Someone will probably call 911 while we walk deeper into *insert supervillian*s lair.
I know people love heroes’ no kill rule because it makes them heroes, but like combat against relatively untrained individuals is gonna cause damage. It’s like an adult beating up small children. Also, even if the attack on cripples and not kills them, they still won’t be able to go back to work (even the legal kind) and improper treatment can cause lifelong pain and damage. And it’s not even self-defense because a protective suit and years of specialized training is already a major upper hand.
This was supposed to be a haha short funny post, but I ended up rambling. Anyway, maybe I’m like being a cynic. I’m not saying what they do is as bad as murder, but like bffr. They’re like def hurting and contributing to the death of a TON of people.
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#robin#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#superman#green lantern#justice league#justice leauge dark#justice leauge unlimited
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When you read enough DC comics canon becomes optional. Like I treat it like the SCP foundation. Everything is true all at once based on what narrative I wanna tell myself.
#comics#comicbooks#dc#dcau#dc comics#dawn of dc#rebirth#precrisis#postcrisis#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#superheroes
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Batboy Headcanons :)
Jason Todd is a horrible driver because he never actually finished drivers ed (and it’s not like batman is teaching normal traffic laws like how to hand signal)
Tim read Magic Tree House RELIGIOUSLY as a kid
Alfred has to aggressively hide Damian’s old LoA cloaks/tunics because he’ll try and wear them out when it’s cold (in his defense they were made for Tibetan winters and are v cozy)
Grayson’s real reason for becoming a cop was because his favorite color is blue and it really brings out his eyes
Dami thinks Tim uses a bo staff because he isn’t a high enough belt to use a sword
Duke teaches women’s self defense classes at Gotham Community College at night because he cannot keep running around the city to handle purse-snatchings
Tim read the instruction manuals to the Wayne manor household appliances because he watched how Bruce got torn to shreds for being a rich kid with no clue how to do chores
Bruce isn’t a lightweight, but he’ll get psychosomatically drunk super fast because he’s desperate to be in a state where he can provide an escape from his usual crippling self-accountability
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#robin#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#nightwing#wayne manor#gotham#duke thomas#signal
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Damian doesn’t have hand-me-downs. Bro has take-me-downs. He’s raiding everybody’s closet on the regular.
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Fun Batfam Fashion HCs
Cass has kinda small feet so she definitely wears the Batman Jr Crocs just for funsies.
Bruce only has three modes: batman, suit, or WE merch.
Babs made her own Batgirl suit, so we all know she can def sew, so she probs takes off the rack clothes and adds like magnets instead of buttons and extra openings to make them wheelchair/disability accessible for her n the galdem.
Gotham fashion designers are actually elite and the themed collections go wild. They totally have secret forums to discuss villain costumes they made.
Tim unironically wears steel toed socks when working on mechanical stuff in the Batcave, ain’t nobody wearing shoes inside.
Jason has one of those cute little book wallets of The Picture of Dorian Grey.
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#robin#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#batgirl#nightwing#barbara gordon#red robin#bruce wayne#wayne manor#cassandra cain
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People always talk about how like for doctors it’s hard to watch medical dramas because of the inaccuracies, and I just wonder if like the batfam do that about detective movies.
Like are they putting on Psych and cringing at the realism of his detective skills? Can they even watch murder mysteries anymore? Do they use the bat-computer to become over investing in figuring out what the actual canonical answer is to open ended movies.
#ik psych and batman are both based on sherlock#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#robin#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne
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how do you suggest getting into batfamily comics? i’m pretty new to the fandom :)
If you’re into the fun fluffy family stuff then the WFA webtoon and Dustin Nguyen’s Li’l Gotham are really good. Then if you’re a BTAS fan the Batman Adventures series takes place in that continuity. A lot of stuff when the CCA was active has that goofy fun batman content that is kinda day to day. Also DCs early like YA graphic novels like Oracle Rising, Poison Ivy Thorns, The Lost Carnival are good for if you want one-shot easy reads in their own universes.
Obvi there are the classic BATMAN stories that don’t focus as much on the family, but can contextualize and are good. So books like Year One, Long Halloween, Dark Victory, Killing Joke, and Hush. Then there are more old school classic batfamily comics like Death in the Family, Under the Red Hood, Batman Inc, Batman Who Laughs, and City of Owls. For these, if you don’t have the patience to read, DCAMU has stellar animated movie adaptations.
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#robin#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#comics#dc comics#comic books#wayne family adventures#btas#comic recommendations#comic reading
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her name is selina not selena. pls stop mispelling a latina woman's name its disrespectful
1. I’m hispanic.
2. She was hispanic in a singular comic book (that I have not read).
3. Selina is a GREEK name. If anything, the Spanish version is SELENA.
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The way comic books handle drug use has always been kind of interesting to me. Like even in characters that use often they still face consequences for their drug use.
We all know like the Roy Harper heroin plot thing from way back and Jason Todd’s smoking arc as a teenager.
But even with characters like Constantine, a chainsmoker, died of lung cancer. Sure, it didn’t last, but he still had to go through and die of lung cancer clearly from his smoking. And Lucifer, is still literally THE DEVIL. Substances are used without quite being glorified.
#batfam#batman#batfamily#batboys#jason todd#red hood#robin#roy harper#speedy#smoking#nicotine#john constantine#lucifer#dc comics#dc vertigo
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