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incorrectbatfam · 14 hours

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List of Alfred (the butler) exes

Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)

Leslie Thompkins

Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)

Half the royal family

One of his fellow soldiers during the war

James Bond

Peggy Carter when reality got messy again

Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers

The Gotham school district superintendent

A mob boss

A champion casino player in Monaco

One of his co-stars from when he was an actor

At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham

Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)

An enemy spy to gain intel

3 of the 4 Beatles

#alfred pennyworth #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #crackship #batposting #shitpost

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umbrellacam · 3 days

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Saw a post where someone wasn't sure if Tim being good at computers was a fanon thing or not and friend I am happy to inform you that he's been a computer/tech guy from some of his earliest appearances in the comics.

Detective Comics (Vol. 1) #620 (Rite of Passage part 4) - immersed in the ~web~

Robin II: The Joker's Wild #3 - tabletop roleplaying games and spending hours in the basement on the computer - not beating the geek allegations on these fronts, Timmy

Detective Comics (Vol. 1) #676 - Dick was more into traditional detective work and tended to outsource the computer stuff in these days

Batman (Vol. 1) #514 (Prodigal part 10) - hackin' through all the garbage and garble

Robin (1993) #33 - Robin sneaking in and connecting Oracle with the baddies' mainframe so she can do her thing and steal all their data >:)

Nightwing (1996) #6 - "no you're really talented and well suited to be Robin." "no, you." "no, YOU!"

Tim is definitely not as good as Babs/Oracle, but he's certainly her back-up for computer work in the 90's batfam. They're tech buddies and Robin!Tim is her little assistant sometimes, it's super cute:

Birds of Prey (1999) #19 - happy to play with big sister's fancy high-powered toys

Legends of the Dark Knight (1989) #125 - real cute kid

And Dick will hand off computer jobs to his little brother when he doesn't want to bother Babs 😂 (that outsourcing I mentioned):

Nightwing (1996) #68 - examine them pixel by pixel, eh? welp, sounds like a job only you can do, Timbo, you got this buddy, byyyyeeeee

And then when he'd grown up and been doing this for years, he leveled up accordingly, and did stuff like use his access to the League of Assassins computers to overload the generators in every base he could find, etc. etc.

Red Robin (2009) #8 - yeah that was pretty dumb of you Ra's :)

So yeah, it was a bit of a specialty of Tim's, in large part because he was introduced just at the turn into the 90's, when personal computers were really starting to take off and become widespread. (Robins gotta be cutting edge and all)

Of course, by no means does it follow that the other Bats suck at computers (there is no 'smart one' they are all incredibly smart and capable). This is especially true as reboots and the sliding timescale of comics have moved the DC characters into modern times, where computers run the world and everyone grows up with one in their pocket. The baseline familiarity and expertise that everyone can be expected to have is just much, much higher these days.

It gets exaggerated in fanon as all character traits do, but computer guy Tim is definitely not something just made up out of whole cloth :)b

#Tim Drake #Robin #DC Comics #batfam #Dick Grayson #Nightwing #Barbara Gordon #Oracle #Alfred Pennyworth #Batman #Dick and Tim #Babs and Tim #DC Comics panels #fanon vs. canon #Cam posts #Cam reads comics #DC meta #meta #not a fully extensive list by any means - just the stuff that I could find from my notes and general rummaging

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marshmallow---pillow · 2 days

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Harley, with a recently-renewed psychiatry degree: So you take any recreational drugs or drinks in excess?

Bruce: No

Harley: *writes Big Nerd on her chart and underlines it three times*

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#incorrect batfamily quotes #dc #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #dick grayson #batfamily #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #Kay's funnies

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emotional-piece-of-meat · 3 days

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Bruce hates when Jason says something like "you are not my real father" because a) it does hurt b) when Alfred tries to comfort him, he reminds Bruce about the times he said the same thing to Alfred himself but didn't mean it, and Bruce wants to sink into the ground.

#batman #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batdad

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shahrwrites · 1 day

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* Batman #50 (2018)

Bruce Wayne, CEO of casually making your father-figure tear up.

[also that “I can’t do anything without you, really. I never could. Or will,” really hurts now in retrospect.]

#batman #batman comics #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dc #dc comics #comics

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aurora-borealis00 · 2 days

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Stupid head cannon I came up with

When a member of the Wayne family gets married, they first get married at the Gotham court house. So that no matter how publicized their wedding is they still have a moment of just them.

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randombatcharts · 2 days

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hello people, poor choices may have been made at the time of making this chart. Also I totally believe in half of the universes every single bat eats ice cream using a fork. I have no reason for it, I just think it’s funny and the type of thing they could do.

#dc #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #duke thomas #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #cass cain #steph brown #babs gordon #kate kane #selina kyle #batman #Chart by @reeraeoo on Pinterest

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maxsarrt · 2 days

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In my opinion, Damian is very ticklish and Alfred uses it to make him laugh genuinely once in a while (wdym Alfred is dead ?😇)

Anyways, Damian acting like an actual child, PREACH THAT🙏🏻

Also, I definitely love how I draw Jason so I’ll stick to this design :D

(Please do not repost my art without proper credits)

Close ups 👇🏻

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franylovesyou · 2 days

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The batfamily is so used to Damian's grown-up act that they forget that he IS, in fact, a child.

So it was just another day, when Dick bunch of pics to the gp

Only to be a pic of Damian dressed like a mini life guard in his Cheese Vikings swim trucks and batman themed rashguard

And... another pic of him standing still with his eyes closed, holding a beach bucket full of bath and dog toys while alfred applies sunscreen to his nose.

Apparently, Alfred had sent him to bathe the animals.... A very child like activity? So, the rest of the photos consisted of snapshots of little Dami with his pets.

Damian filling up a kiddie pool big enough to fit batcow.

Bathing batcow and titus inside said pool. With Jerry drinking from it.

Damian trying to take cover when Titus dries himself.

The bat kids are baffled to see him acting his age for one

AND LATER Bruce sends a photo of Damian laying in the grass, buried under a pile of sundrying pets.

#batfamily #batman #batsiblings #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batcow #alfred the cat #titus #let my boy be a child dammit

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bitsofbats · 2 days

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Batman and Robin #37, 2015 Peter J. Tomasi, Patrick Gleason, Mick Gray, and John Kalisz

#batman and robin #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #batgirl #alfred pennyworth #titus the dog

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neptunezo · 3 days

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How to know if someone is apart of the batfamily (aka bruce has adopted them) or if they are apart of the batfam (aka Bruce wants to adopt them but legally can’t since they have families)

First check their name. (this is the only step needed)

Then ask yourself, could their last name double as a first name? If yes, you found an adopted (or biological) child of Bruce Wayne!

Richard (Dick) GRAYSON

Jason TODD

Tim DRAKE

Damian WAYNE

Cassandra CAIN

Duke THOMAS

#batman #batkids #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #stephanie brown #barbra gordon #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #man i love batman #dc comics #dcu #dc universe

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incorrectbatfam · 1 day

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I saw Ur post on how Steph would eat up foodtok (pun intended) but why stop at Steph?

What would Damian post? Why animal abusers should be locked up? Dick would upload a low quality video of himself doing an insane parkour trick and get 14m views meanwhile Jason's in the corner raging cuz he posted his workout routine and he doesn't get half as many as Dick did

Tim would post videos on how to subdue annoying younger siblings and Bruce and Alfred would be in the background looking concerned

Cass gives ASL tuts and Barbara likes every video

POV scrolling through your FYP as a Gothamite

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hellfiredarling · 2 days

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Been having thoughts about the Batfams different hobbies and I can't stop thinking about cozy rainy afternoons in the manor with everyone sitting around doing their own lil crafts/hobbies I feel like Jason crochets and/or knits (Babs taught him how to knit). And he's really good at sewing and can do pretty intricate embroidery. He and Alfred used to/sometimes still do sit around and mend clothes/costumes and talk about their lives and whatever else. Damian obviously likes to draw and paint. Sometimes Duke will join him (not because he's particularly amazing at it but because he enjoys just chilling). Tim is a sucker for puzzles of all kinds and I think that speaks for itself. Sometimes Dick or Bruce will pop in and help him unprompted (Tim pretends to be mad about it) Cass, Babs and Steph will sit around for HOURS doing those really intricate coloring books and they'll shade and highlight and everything. The table is completely covered with colored pencils, crayons, gel pens, you name it.

#dc #hellfire speaks #this is just based on vibes #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #batfamily #duke thomas #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #stephanie brown

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the-batgirl · 2 days

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please….I love their little family

#the batman 2004 i love u so bad #head in hands #this is from the batman strikes issue 33 #also alfred should be in the pic on B’s bedside!!!#batdad #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne

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geista-was-stolen · 3 days

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I'm thinking so hard about a non-superhero Biker AU because the angst in DC is once again getting to me. I mean there's still so much angst but yk... Anyway, listen up:

Bruce Wayne, famous bike racer, son of a famous bike racer. Alfred, his godfather and a pit mechanic, took him in. The Graysons were some of his biggest supports in the sport once Bruce's parents died. We jump ahead a bit, Bruce is sixteen and a baby Dick Grayson is born. He grows up to be inquisitive as hell, skilled in many sports including dance and gymnastics, and of course a fascination with bikes.

When Dick is ten, his parents die in an accident. He's tossed into the foster system for a bit, and Bruce figures that he has to take the kid in. It takes a bit to get the papers approved for him to be a foster parent, but eventually he's cleared and volunteers to take the kid on. Dick takes a while to adjust and process, but Bruce has an extensive garage and Dick is thrilled.

Said garage is where we meet a 12 year oldJason Todd six years later, as he tries to steal the tires off the bat bike. He then gets spotted by Bruce who just wanted to go grocery shopping, but instead gets hit with a tire iron and called a boob. (Gotta give the occasional nod to cannon) Two weeks later, Bruce gets a call about an emergency placement in his area, and when the kid shows up, the fury in his eyes and the ratty old red backpack are unmistakable.

Those two ideas are pretty solid, and I'll keep updating as I come up with ideas and things. Feel free to reblog/reply/ask with any thoughts of your own!

#batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #i'll tag everyone even though they arent here yet lol #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #alternate universe

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school-without-step · 4 hours

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#amphibia #alfred pennyworth #tati bernardi #iida tenya #arrow #artists of tumblr #Yoona #legend of zelda #girls kissing #katy perry #neko girl #kitties

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