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bittercape · 11 months
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For your ask game— 6 and/or 10! I’m so intrigued by both, because a) OUTSIDER POV WOO is exactly how I’d title an outsider pov wip and b) okay but Tony?? And Deadpool?? Please connect these dots for me
I maintain the only sensible way to name wips is in a way that makes you remember what you were thinking when you started it. More of a problem when you have at least 20 wips at any given time, though. 
So. Outsider POV woo 5 is nearly finished, and is only waiting for me to finish woo 4 (aka 5. Voyeur Tim 2). WOO is windows of opportunity, which I started with part 3 back in November, as one does. 
A snippet:
The way Slade touches Jason is different from anything or anyone else. Dick has seen Slade doing a lot of things over the years. Slade's hands are fast and efficient, brutal and precise. He knows what he's doing at all times and does exactly what is needed, no more, no less. Whether that's gutting an opponent or drinking coffee. Slade touches Jason slowly, lingering, like he wants to savor every moment. Even if he's just handing him a cup of tea, his fingertips take an extra second to brush against Jason's skin.
Tony/Deadpool spawned in the winterhawk server. In of people wrapped up tight in the things that will kill them, Bucky talks Clint down from a panic attack by telling him a story about Tony and Deadpool. It's just a throwaway line, mentioned once, but someone latched onto that idea. I had completely forgotten about it by that point, but what can you do. Of course I have to write it, I’m easy like that. 
It’s a collection of loose thoughts at the moment, but the central premise is somewhere along the lines of Tony making things go bang, Wade being really happy about it, and then they kiss. A solid plot, in other words. 
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MRBB ROUND UP - Part Two
We've had so many amazing pieces in this year's Marvel Reverse Big Bang! Here are the next five pieces posted!
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Gaming Nights
Artist: Wolfsdrache
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Rating: General Audiences
Pairing(s): N/A
Character(s): Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Sharon Carter, Maria Hill
Tags: traditional art, games, card games, art
Summary:
Card games, board games and video games, when not being on a mission the Avengers and their friends and guests enjoy regularly playing some games.
Or: How all are trying to beat Natasha's pokerface.
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We're Goin' Home
Artist: 22strs
Author: LoveMeSomeRafael
Word Count: 13,423
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Rating: Mature
Pairing(s): Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Character(s): Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Captain America, The Winter Soldier, The Black Widow, Iron Man, The Hulk, Hawkeye, Werner von Strucker
Tags: Graphic Descriptions of Violence, "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Captain America - Character, The Winter Soldier, The Falcon, The Black Widow - Character, Hawkeye, Iron Man, The Hulk, Werner von Strucker, Fluff, Romance, Kidnapped Bucky Barnes, Protective Steve Rogers, Angry Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Vengeful Steve Rogers, Hurt Bucky Barnes, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, BAMF Steve Rogers, BAMF Bucky Barnes, Sassy Bucky Barnes, Married Stucky, Stucky - Freeform, Bloodthirsty Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes Whump, Angst, Steve rescues Bucky, Established Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Married Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers
Summary:
During a wonderful, romantic evening at home, Bucky surprises Steve by mentioning retirement.
Then during a mission, someone abducts Bucky. Again. Half-crazy with worry for his husband and rage at whoever has dared to touch him, Steve vows that this time is the last time. When he orders different mission parameters than any he's ever set before, he expects the rest of the Avengers to object, but to his surprise, they're on board.
Because they need to send a message: If you threaten the world, we'll protect it. If you threaten us, there's no one who can protect you. Steve and the Avengers go on a rampage, destroying the kidnapper's base and rescuing Bucky before his mind can be stolen from him again. And once Steve gets Bucky back in his arms, he promises to take him home for good.
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Your Biggest Fan
Artist: Nonexistenz
Author: Hkandi
Word Count: 7,805
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Rating: General Audiences
Pairing(s): Wade Wilson/Tony Stark, Wade Wilson & Peter Parker, Tony Stark & Pepper Potts
Character(s): Wade Wilson, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts
Tags: Humor, Crushes, Developing Friendships, Developing Relationship, Wade Wilson Needs A Hug, Wade Wilson has a Crush, Deadpool being Deadpool, Tony Stark is Tony Stark, Digital Art
Summary: Wade has a huge (huge!) crush on Tony, both as Tony and as Iron Man. So what if his crush spills out into owning all the man's merchandise and keeping an eye on him from afar at all hours of the day? He's just really, really into the other man! And maybe, just maybe, they can be friends one day, Wade tells himself, or even more?
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Honey, Go Home
Artist: EmorySkywalker
Author: endlesstwanted
Beta: yourselenite
Word Count: 8,640
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Rating: Teens and Up
Pairing(s): Natasha Romanov/Sam Wilson, James "Bucky" Barnes & Natasha Romanov, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Sam Wilson
Character(s): Natasha Romanov, Sam Wilson, James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes
Tags: Civil Natasha Romanov, First Dates, New York, Captain America Sam Wilson, Getting Together
Summary: In which Natasha moves to New York, starts a new job and meets Bucky's cute friend, while Sam is offered a promotion, catches feelings and hopes to make these two things work.
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When love comes knocking on your door (you have to answer)
Artist: ABrighterDarkness
Author: endlesstwanted
Beta: ABrighterDarkness
Word Count: 3,613
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Rating: General Audiences
Pairing(s): Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Character(s): Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers, Original Animal Characters, Original Female Character
Tags: Snippets, Meet-Cute, Fluff, Pets
Summary: “How does a man like you have the time to find love?” Or how Sam found love, not once but three times.
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raineydays411 · 9 months
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My Fathers' Daughter pt 13
Hello everyone! Can I just say thank you to everyone for the love and support! Thank you everyone for sticking by me while I took a break. Thank you everyone for the kind messages and ideas. I'm the type of person that needs positive reassurance so really, it's you guys that are the reason I returned to writing.
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For the first time in months you felt at peace.
Ironically, it was when you were shoved in a stinky backseat of a dirty taxi. But you were in a stinky taxi with people you truly love.
And Dopinder.
But even he's better than being in that house right now. Anything truly is.
"Hey" A soft voice breaks your thoughts, you turn from where you're looking out the window.
Peter was gazing at you with concern in his eyes. He had his own reservations about coming to get you, that's why Wade had decided to kidnap him. But seeing you, practically throw yourself into him and cry?! He didn't need any more convincing than that.
One thing Y/n Stark does not do is let people see her cry.
"Are you okay?" He asks, knowing that you're not but he knows that you won't tell him if he doesn't ask.
You take a look into his eyes, seeing concern. Then from the corner of your eye you see Wade turn his head an inch, trying to subtly listen in without giving away the fact that he cares about you.
"I'm.." You pause, feeling a knot in your throat, " I'm just really craving a burger."
"What the dick?!" Wade screams from the front, startling all of you in the car, and causing Dopinder to swerve, " We came here for emotional support goddamn it, let us support your emotions!!"
You chuckle at the outburst, mood momentarily lifting, " You can support me by getting me something to eat outside this taxi. It reeks back here...no offense Dopi"
"Non taken Ms. Stark, I am well aware of the unpleasant scents in the back."
Dopinder makes a stop at what looks like a local burger joint in the city , allowing you and Peter to take a breath of fresh air.
Or at least as fresh as Gotham city air could be.
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Back at the Manor, Christine and Bruce are having a long overdue conversation about you and her relationship.
" I just don't understand where everything went so wrong" Christine cried, face held in her hands," I just don't"
"Perhaps when you stopped visiting her when we adopted Dick" Bruce said in a semi sarcastic semi serious voice.
Christine shot a glare to her husband, " I'm glad you find the destruction of my relationship with my daughter funny Bruce, I really do."
Bruce sighs from where he's standing, " I don't find it amusing one bit, but Christine you have to admit this situation is your fault."
"I know it is! Believe me I know" Christine shouts, " These last few months, all I've been reminded is that it's my fault!"
"But where is your accountability?" Bruce asks, " I don't hold what you did against you because it's not my place. The kids don't because quite frankly, this hasn't affected them except for Cassie who thinks you're replacing her, and Damian, who sees you sad and believes Y/n is the sole cause of it."
Christine sighs, the few months you have been in the home, she has noticed Cassie's jealousy towards you and the resentment for the situation. She's done her best to reassure her that she has enough love for the two of you girls, but she still insisted on being as far away from you as possible. Damian...Damian is young and perceptive but difficult so she isn't so worried about him.
"If Y/n just spent time with them--"
"It isn't her responsibility to reassure your children that she isn't taking you away from them. Hell Christine, it isn't her responsibility to make anything easier for you." Bruce says impatiently, " I have been holding my tongue because you're my wife above anything and I am on your side. But being a husband and on your side means that I have a responsibility to tell you when you are wrong."
"Then tell me Bruce, tell me what I'm doing wrong. Please beacause every move I make, I just mess things up." Christine cries, genuienly asking for her husbands help
Bruce looks Christine in the eye, " Well first, you have to stop forcing your motherhood on that poor girl"
He holds a hand up before Christine can say anything, " I know that biologically you are her mother, but you know as well as I do that biological relation has no meaning."
Christine nods, allowing Bruce to continue
"The child you knew is not the young lady you want to get to know." Bruce says sternly, " She has life experiences that you were not a part of, and most of all she's not looking for a mother, Christine she has one. It's just not you."
Christine bursts into tears, the weight of that statement hitting her heart. Bruce gathers her in his arms.
"You need to get to know Y/n not as the child you left behind but as Y/n. That's what all of us need to do."
Christine weeps silently in her husbands chest, truly absorbing his words.
She knows he's right. He usually is.
But it hurts her. She truly has to acknowledge the one thing she has ever been ashamed about. The one thing that she has been repressing and repressing all these years.
That she abandoned you.
She abandoned you. She abandoned you when you were six and she didn't show up to the mothers day dance.
She abandoned you when you were eight and she promise dthat she would take you to get your ears pierced and she didn't show up because of a phone call.
And she abandoned you when you were nine, and she adopted Dick.
"What I don't think I understand is why?" Bruce asked quietly.
All these years, she said it was because she was needed more at the manor rather than in New York. But why did she really?
"Why?" Christine repeats quietly, " I..."
Why did she? What on earth possessed her to do the one thing she promised she'd never do the day you were born.
"I don't know." She says, " I.. spent years, hiding this huge secret from you. Years taking back and forth trips from here to New York, pretending she didn't exist or pretending like you didn't. I just..."
Bruce hums, urging her to continue
" And seeing the disappointment every time I left and didn't take her or disappointment from Tony that I didn't choose them. " She teared up, she hadn't even thought about the pain she put that man through, " Then it was the disappointment from Dick everytime I left. It got too.."
"Too hard." Bruce finished for Christine,
" Yeah," Christine sighed, " I just wanted to stop all the lying and the double lives, but by the time it became too much...it was too deep and I was scared I'd lose it all."
Bruce stayed quiet holding his wife, "I would've hoped that you had enough faith in me to tell me"
Christine scoffed, " Please, do you really believe that at that time you would've forgiven me? Before Damian?"
Bruce sighed, " I guess not."
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As the conversation between Bruce and Christine went on, the kids were having one of their own.
"I don't understand what's so good about her anyway" Cass mumbles, " All she's done since she's been here is cause trouble"
"Yeah like any of us made Ma's life easy since we got here?" Jason spits back defending you, " Dick you didn't even talk to Ma because of your fight with Bruce, I died, Tim didn't even consider her a mother for years, Damian..is damian and hated her for months, plus is a product of Bruce cheating, and you Cass, you almost killed her before you became family."
Everyone stayed silent as Jason basically read them to filth.
"Why?" Damian asks quietly, " Why does everyone like that girl so much?"
"She's just had a hard go of it Damian, just like all of us." Dick said softly, " Think about how you felt when your mother stopped coming around. When you came here and didn't know anyone."
Damian stayed quiet.
"I know you love Mom, I do too" Dick continued, " But the hostility towards Y/n has to end. From all of us."
They stood quiet, letting the words sink in.
"I have been quite pleasant towards her actually" Jason said smugly
"Yeah cause you think with your dick and not your brain" Tim said smartly, only to receive a slap on the back of his head.
"That's my sister you fucking idiot" Jason says angrily.
Dick smiled, glad that at least one person was truly and genuinely on your side in this house, even if it's not him.
" How about we take her out?" Dick says, " Both her and Mom need some space, there's no point in her staying in that room all day and night."
Jason nods," Yeah, that's actually a good idea."
The two oldest sons rise, about to head to you room when Damian speaks up
"You won't find her there."
The boys pause and look at him
"What did you do to her you demon?" Jason says suspiciously
Damian rolls his eyes, " I've done nothing of the sort, but I saw her sneak out and leave in a taxi with an Indian man, a man in a red suit and unfortunate looking face, and a teenager in hello kitty sleeping pants."
Silence.
"Okay, if you're having a stroke please let me know so I can take you to the hospital." Tim said looking concerned.
Damian rolled his eyes again, " She left."
Jason was already barging into your room not even bothering to knock, seeing your room empty and the window open.
"Fuck."
Dick raced in after him seeing the empty room
"Well fuck."
They look at eachother, wondering who was going to tell their mother that you were gone but it was actually Damian that suggested
"Perhaps we should go after her? Mother and Father seemed rather preoccupied at the moment."
Jason looked at Dick and said, " She couldn't have gotten too far."
"Well, it has been a couple hours since she left." Damian adds
"Hours?!" Dick shouts, " Damian why didn't you say anything?"
"I don't like her." Damian rolls his eyes.
"Where's Y/n?" a voice asks
All heads turned to the doorway, seeing their father standing there.
"Um... about that."
"Find her, and you all better hope she's okay."
Everyone scrambled, either to put their suits on or to just make it out of the house.
He said that with his Batman voice.
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Back with you and the red team, as Wade took to calling you all, you all were eating burgers in the parking lot of the now closed burger joint.
" So are you going to tell us what happend or what?" Wade ask with food falling from his stuffed mouth.
You and Peter look on with disgust.
"What?" Wade asks, " Go on and tell us about your mommy issues."
You roll your eyes and look away, missing the look Peter gives to Wade for being to crass.
You get lost in thought, the argument still fresh on your mind.
It made you so angry.
Why? Why did she hide those emails?
The one thing you wanted most in this whole situation was to go home. You missed your father, your mother, the team. Your family.
Instead, she made you believe that your father just forgot about you and your family didn't miss you.
While you knew logically that was impossible, you still stood up late at night because of the doubts creeping in. You cried, longing to hear your father croon rock music while he was tinkering with something, or the soft voice of your mother as she handled some business. You missed the smell of the training room and the sound of Steve teasing whoever he chose to tourture train that day. You missed FRIDAY. The tech. Your life.
"What happened in there" Peter asked softly.
You maintain eye contact with him for about a second before looking away, feeling ashamed with your emotional state.
"I couldn't take it anymore" You said softly, "These people...they weren't... they weren't mean to me or anything but I didn't belong there."
You take a pause then continue, " It's like... I had no purpose there. You know? At home, I help dad with whatever he needs, I helped mom with the business, hell I could just take a step outside. But here? I'm either in my room or being snuck out by Jason for a few hours. I can't go into a room without killing the happy family vibe they have going on. I'm just..."
You choke up, the knot in your throat growing, "I'm just a reminder of the past. Of the life she didn't want."
Peter's eyes soften even more, he reached out a comforting hand.
"I have to be there, while she and her family are happy then I walk in and it's like I'm either a ghost or a pest." You cry tears falling from your eye, " I feel so unwanted. I've never felt this way in my life."
"Didn't your mom abandon you?" Wade asks, getting an elbow to the side by Dopinder.
That comment causes you to cry more, but before Peter can make a move Wade actually pulls you in a hug.
"Alright Alright" Wade says, " Look kid, obviously you're happy there, so how about we go find those asshole that are looking for you and take them out ourselves?"
You sniff and look up at him, " What?"
"Yeah. That's the whole reason you're here. So lets kill those motherfucker and you can go home and forget this shit hole of a city. Seriously it's disgusting here."
You chuckle wetly, " It is gross here. I thought New york was bad"
The four of you laugh, the mood finally lifting.
But good moments never last forever.
Peter's head jerks up, face shifting from amusement to concern
"Guys there's something wro-" Peter gets cut off.
"How about we make it easier for you, now you don't have to look for us." A voice says, you aren't able to see it before you feel Wades body jerk and suddenly there's a pain in your arm.
You look down and see a dart, and you're barely able to make out the blue and red dots on the building across the street before darkness consumes you and you hit the ground.
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sippingonhottea · 1 year
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You can never go wrong with strange and this dynamic
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N pointing to Thor: Guy who has a boss health bar.
Y/N pointing to Tony: Guy that has a "divorce playlist".
Y/N pointing to Pietro: Guy who makes "your mom" jokes to their siblings.
Y/N pointing to Wade: Guy who is polyamorous only to grow their army.
Y/N pointing to Vison: Guy who calls it "Maroon 7.13" adjusted to inflation.
Y/N pointing to Sam: Guy who says "no homo" but proceeds to say the absolute most homo stuff.
Y/N pointing to Scott: Guy that is just kinda there, nobody knows why.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 16 days
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[Having a water gun fight]
Scott: Let’s blast Tony!
Wade: Yeah!
Sam: Guys, guys, but it’s 3 against 1.
[pause]
Sam: I like it!
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(at a party at Tony and Steve's)
Peter:...Uh, I'm seeing someone.
Tony: Oh?
Wade: Oh?
Bruce(who's known about Peter and Wade for a while and couldn't tell Tony): Ohh...
Tony: So, who's the mystery person?
Peter: Well, uh, he's a superhero.
Tony: A real superhero?
Peter (sarcastic): No, a Time Square superhero....He's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him...if you just got to know him [he puts his arm around Wade]
Tony(who's been busy fixing a drink): Well that's wonderful. . . I -
(Tony stops when he sees Peter and Wade with their arms around each other)
Peter:...Dad, it's OK.
Wade: It is, Tony...I mean, Mr. Stark....I mean, Iron Man.
Tony: STEVE! Could you come in here for a moment?...NOW!
Steve(enters holding a baseball bat he'd been looking for): - Found it!
Bruce: - I'LL TAKE THAT, STEVE! [grabs the bat and leaves quickly]
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mortal-song · 1 year
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lesbians with fictional men are just like this is my best friend this is my pet this is my girlfriend this is my science experiment this is my father this is literally me
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transexualpirate · 5 months
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padfoot0216 · 5 months
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[Peter writing a letter to Tony in case he dies.]
Peter - If I’ve died under suspicious circumstances; Beware. Trust no one. Not even Wade.
Peter -
Peter - Especially not Wade.
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ikarakie · 7 months
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tony stark finally, finally tracking down the son that was taken from him as a child, only to be suitably horrified at the fact his little boy has grown up to best friends with both deadpool and daredevil
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violentandneedy · 3 months
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peter: casually beats the shit out of someone for something out in the field
tony: where did you FUCKING LEARN TO DO THAT
peter: sorry, muscle memory
tony:
or perhaps the opposite
peter: uses a series of complicated mathematical formulas to capture an enemy and tie him up in a certain way with his webs
matt: what the fuck
wade: how the shit
peter: sorry, muscle memory
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itsagentromanoff · 27 days
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Steve: We came here thinking our kid was in some sort of a depression, and it turns out he's dating someone. And he's actually pretty sweet and harmless.
Tony: Are you, Wade? Are you harmless?
Wade: Please don't, don't.
Tony: He kissed me.
Peter: You kissed my Dad?!
Steve: You kissed my fella?!
Wade: Dude, I thought I had to or I would lose my job, okay?
Tony: That's not... mnh-mnh.
Wade: That's for real. We were working late. It was just the two of us. He reached over to grab - a spring roll, I guess...
Tony: Yes...
Wade: But he got right in my face, and he whispered, "Mmm, Daddy's hungry."
Steve: [pauses] I have to say, Tony, this one might be on you.
Tony: Like I would abuse my position to take advantage of you and not James from the warehouse?
Steve: Who's James from the warehouse?
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Keep their personalities in mind you guys.
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headcanonthings · 10 months
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Peter: Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal, Wade. Wade, shoving Tony Stark's silverware in his bag: I’m pretty sure I’m a criminal, Petey-boy.
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pxparkerr · 8 months
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boyfriends. soulmates, even
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