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fine-environment · 2 days
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Lol just imagine a certain spider child coming home from school. (Aka me projecting cause my finals started this week.)
He was tired okay? Finals were coming up, school was a mess with the pre-test anxiety, teachers getting stricter about missing grades or a random haywire web shooter or eight in science class landing on the back of a chair or desk or whatever it was that day. Ned was stressing about this subject and the next, he just wanted a break.
He slumps into the lab doorway, bag sliding off his shoulders and landing with a thud wherever he just so happened to drop it. (On top of some abandoned project that had been downgraded from desk to floor after it was scraped) while he sleepily stumbled into the little section of the lab that had been claimed by him.
And so what if he just....kept walking, if you could even call it that. Eyes blurry, feet shuffling. He let out a yawn as he dropped to the ground, laying down and stretching out like a cat before curling up and getting comfortable. He settled himself and shut his eyes. He knew he shouldn't have sat down, he knew he had at least another hour of studying if he wanted to pass. But the floor-he was on the floor right? The floor was so comfy, and it was nice to lay on. The cold contrasted with his warm skin while he pressed his head against the hard surface. Plus it made a nice cooling feeling that reminded him of when he would stay out a little too late and pass out on some random rooftop.
He was later awoken by the sound of a coffee cup shattering and an exasperated yelp then exaggerated groan and finally an exhausted sigh from his dad boss. "Peter why are you on my ceiling?"
Have a nice day and remember to sleep and drink water you dumbasses <3
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abbie-brianna · 2 months
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Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.
Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?
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lucid-anarchy · 7 months
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another era, same diva
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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
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marvelouttakes · 7 months
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THEY ARE THE SAME
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avengerscompound · 2 months
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Tony & Morgan Stark | Avengers: Endgame
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stxar-pvnk · 20 days
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Do you think if like in a universe where endgame and that never happened and Peter and tony were just hanging out one day in the labs
Tony too tired to notice he's speaking in Italian: ehi tesoro, puoi passarmi le pinzette?
(Hey, baby can you pass me the tweezers?)
Peter who knows Italian from may: sì, proprio qui, papà.
(yeah, right here dad.)
They both freeze for two different reasons.
Peter embarassed out of his mind,
Peter in his head: DID I JUST CALL HIM DAD?! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG..
Tony who found out Peter was his son 2 weeks ago
Tony in his head: DID HE FIND THE DNA TEST?!...
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lunasquared · 1 month
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Headcanon that Tony plays Minecraft when he’s extremely physically tired but mentally he can’t sleep, cause it allows him to mindlessly do things and create things with much less physical effort then actually creating things or working on something in the lab.
(When Peter finds out he creates a world for the both of them. They don’t always play on it together but it’s a world they keep expanding on. When they are on together they are both usually having an insomnia night so they typically work on their separate builds or one is gathering materials for the other. They don’t usually talk while they are on but some how they still work effortlessly together.)
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tonystark-official · 6 hours
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I’m hungry
Kid, you have my credit card. Buy food.
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back on my fast and furious bullshit. I want a Peter AU that's like May can't afford the rent after Ben's funeral and hospital bills, so Peter wants to help out. The last thing Ben taught Peter to do was drive. Since the spider bite gives him spider sense and fast reflexes, he tries street racing. And he's really good at it, so he starts racing for money so he can help May. He goes out at night as a street racer and Spider-Man almost every night, and tells May he got a night shift job or something idk.
All I can see is:
Tony: So you got superpowers and decided to fucking street race?
Peter: I needed the money! And I was Spider-Man!
Tony: You could've become a wrestler or something, but a street racer?!
Peter: Hey, I was amazing at racing!!
Tony: Apparently not good enough to avoid the cops.
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irondad3000 · 10 months
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abbie-brianna · 1 month
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Clint: Tony will never agree to this plan.
Peter: Sure he will!
Natasha: He's already refused three times.
Peter: Okay watch the master at work
Peter, turning to Tony with puppy dog eyes: can we-
Tony: yes.
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avengerlevelthreat · 2 months
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Peter: all right first question. are you the killer?
suspect: no
Peter: really?
suspect: yes
Peter:
Peter:
Peter: killersaywhat
suspect: what?
Peter: got em! we got em!
Tony, banging a gavel: guilty! guilty!
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