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Tony: You can't tell me what to do!
Steve: I'm not. I'm telling you what not to do!
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Tony: Listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
[Steve makes a strange face and sits down]
Bucky: So basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Tony: Well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
Steve: But you don't remember sleeping with her.
Tony: Yeah but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable, you guys know.
Bucky: What, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Tony: And who's fault is that?
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Tony: [entering fully dressed] Good morning everyone.
Bucky: Doll, why aren't you undressed?
Tony: You know, I've dreamt of you asking me that question.
[to the team]
Tony: Only you guys weren't there.
[to Bucky]
Tony: But Steve was. What that man can do with a feather duster! Don't ever let him go.
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Tony: Hi, sorry. This is Barnes. This is Quill. Quill, Barnes.
Quill: Is this your dad?
Bucky: For shit's sake, slightly older, better-looking friend.
#original: zombieland double tap#robert downey jr#sebastian stan#chris pratt#tony stark#bucky barnes#peter quill#sassy bucky barnes#the avengers#non avengers quotes#quoting the avengers
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[Tony agreed to work on Bucky's arm]
Bucky: Okay, then, see you at our date.
Tony: It's not a date.
Bucky: Yes, it is.
Tony: Not really.
Bucky: Pretty much, it is a date.
Tony: Definitely not.
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[Bucky walks backwards as Tony approaches]
Tony: [Bucky pushes Tony away as he's kissing him] Ok, look, I've been alone for years, so either we're doing this right now, or I'm biting the bullet and I'm doing the old guy!
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Steve: Buck, Tony and I aren't even married!
Bucky: Are you living together?
Steve: Yes.
Bucky: Are you raising his kids?
Steve: Yes.
Bucky: Are you having sex?
Steve: No.
Bucky: Then you're married!
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Take the stairs
#robert downey jr#chris hemsworth#tom hiddleston#mark ruffalo#chris evans#tony stark#thor#loki#steve rogers#bruce banner#hulk#the avengers#avengers: endgame
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Tony: [to Steve about Bucky] Does he speak?
Bucky: He does. Yeah, he can sit, stay, and roll over if you have any treats.
#original: birdman#robert downey jr#sebastian stan#chris evans#tony stark#bucky barnes#steve rogers#winteriron#tony x bucky#bucky x tony#tony/bucky#bucky/tony#sassy bucky barnes#the avengers#non avengers quotes#quoting the avengers
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Steve: Spooning is nice.
Tony: Yeah. But not as nice as forking.
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Bucky: You totally want me.
Tony: Buckaroo, if you're attracted to me, you can just say so. We don't have to play all these childish games.
#original: dawson’s creek#robert downey jr#sebastian stan#tony stark#bucky barnes#winteriron#tony x bucky#bucky x tony#tony/bucky#sassy tony stark#the avengers#non avengers quotes#quoting the avengers
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Bucky: [shouting from the bathroom] How many times do I have to tell you to replace the toilet paper when it's empty?
Tony: I'm in the middle of something.
Bucky: So am I!
#original: the big bang theory#robert downey jr#sebastian stan#tony stark#bucky barnes#winteriron#tony x bucky#bucky x tony#sassy bucky barnes#the avengers#non avengers quotes#quoting the avengers
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Why did I just learn that Mysterio aka Quentin Beck was stalking Peter before he showed up
I’m gonna need to rewatch SpiderMan: Far From Home again
#tom holland#jake gyllenhaal#peter parker#quentin beck#spiderling#spider-man#spider man#mysterio#spider man far from home
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Tony: Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Steve if we broke up.
Steve: Why not?
Tony: I'm a very vengeful person.
Steve: Really?
Tony: With access to weaponized material.
#original: the big bang theory#robert downey jr#chris evans#tony stark#steve rogers#stony#tony x steve#steve x tony#the avengers#non avengers quotes#quoting the avengers
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Steve: I like your moxie.
Tony: Aw, and I like your grandpa words.
#original: the Big Bang theory#robert downey jr#chris evans#tony stark#steve rogers#sassy tony stark#the avengers#non avengers quotes#quoting the avengers
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Bruce: Somebody likes you!
Tony: [groans] Is it Steve?
Bruce: No!
Tony: Well, then tell him to stop staring!
Bruce: It’s Barnes!
Tony: [intrigued] Really?! Barnes?! You don’t say.
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Bucky: So this is spring break, it doesn't really look like the brochures.
Tony: Hey. I provided the house, you people we supposed to bring on the fun. There are some pizzas.
Steve: We could rent some movies...
Bucky: ...or play strip poker.
Tony, Steve and Sam: NO!
Bucky: Come on, its not like I haven't seen you all naked before. Ok, ok. We'll rent movies.
#original: dawson’s creek#robert downey jr#chris evans#sebastian stan#anthony mackie#tony stark#steve rogers#bucky barnes#sam wilson#the avengers#non avengers quotes#quoting the avengers
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