Wade: I can't have people thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.
MJ: That's, like, all you do.
Wade: Yeah, but I can't have people thinking that!
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Real picture of me trying to draw
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peter: does every superhero that wears spandex have adhd?
wade: it definitely feels like it.
peter: like, i can't think of one with normal dopamine levels
wade: i started with adhd and then life gave me a multiplier
peter: my multiplier was a spider
wade: i’d say what got me going but it’s a huuuge bummer
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Peter having the great vision of a jumping spider but also has the urge to hop and jump into places so to strangers it's just a really chipper dude skipping his way to work.
Even funnier if he jumps when not in a good mood- just grumpy skipping away from Wade and Wade is too busy watching the butt bounce like "ah yes, interesting"
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I mean her butt it's just so.. Big *scoff* I can't believe it's just so Round it's like out there..I mean- *scoff* GROSS. Look! She's just so.. BLAH-
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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (July 26 2024)
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I know some of these characters can be killed but
you get my point lol 😂
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i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes
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Just a romantic Spideypool wrist kiss
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