Peter seems like the sort of person to repeatedly smack you when excited. He definitely gets carried away sometimes

totally not based on a tiktok that i saw at all no that would be crazy

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Peter Parker, terrible at lying, trying to explain why he’s in Wade Wilson’s apartment without revealing that he’s there for Spiderman related reasons, looking the Avenger’s straight in the eyes and claiming he’s Wade’s life coach

Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

Peter: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!

Wade, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

MATCHING!!📣

im drawing in my sketchbook cause my computers is still broken uhm..

So.... is anybody else thinking Wade would be dancing and singing" I'm Just Ken " when out on patrol with Spiderman?

Y/N, exasperated: “Put the knife down, Wade.”

Wade: “I want to be an artist! Like Leonardo Dicaprio.”

Negasonic TW: “That's right.”

Y/N: “That's Da Vinci, Wade.”

Wade: “No!”

michael afton 🤝 wade wilson

essentially a living corpse/immortal, fucked up skin, shitty childhood, has/had a revenge mission, extremely traumatized, mentally unstable, loves watching tv, not american but lives in america

i think they’d get along. wade would be SO sad when he finds out michael can’t eat food. michael could actually talk to wade about everything he’s seen without being called crazy, and wade would definitely offer to hunt down william for him. also they’d bond over being Bad Skin buddies (they would actually have a lot of deep conversations about how they view themselves as monsters and can’t get close to people tho)

First look at Wolverine and Deadpool in ‘DEADPOOL 3’.

Last night I had this dumbass thing stuck in my head

I'm so weak for spideypool where it's pointed out to peter that it 'doesn't matter' if wade gets injured because he will just heal (sometimes it's Wade pointing this out and sometimes other heroes) and Peter will insist that it does matter. that he won't let Wade get hurt, that no matter how much Wade tries to pretend, being torn apart, being shot, and being mutilated in more ways than any other person could ever withstand does have a long-lasting effect on him.

It hurts, every single time.

And Peter will do everything he can to stop wade from getting hurt

Spideypool fic idea I’m never gonna write cause I don’t feel confident enough writing Spiderman stuff but this won’t leave me alone so I’m infecting y’all with it:

Peter and Harry as adults and Norman still seems to favor Peter over Harry despite the fact he’s not his son, it’s like no matter what, Peter can do no wrong in his eyes, and Peter can tell it’s really affecting Harry so he decides to do something about it

His plan is to do something that’ll kick himself off the pedestal Norman placed him on, so hopefully he’ll actually see the two of them instead of just looking at them as “the ideal son” and “the not ideal son”

Looking up ways that can disappoint parents (since that’s essentially what he’s doing), he settles on bringing “home” someone that Norman would disapprove of

Enter Wade, answering the funniest Craigslist ad he’s seen in awhile

What ensues afterwards is Wade not holding himself back at all (except he’s not killing anyone), maybe even acting worse than usual in the beginning to really get Norman upset, and Peter falls in love with him anyways

Everyone’s happy in the end, Wade and Peter fall in love and are loved by someone who sees them, warts and all, Harry’s dad is being nicer to him and they’re starting on repairing their relationship, and Norman’s just so happy that Harry hasn’t brought anyone like Wade home

(Haven’t figured out yet how their secret identities would come into play yet, but I love secret identities so know they’re still Spiderman and Deadpool)

Wade, hanging off of Avenger's Tower: Brother, help me!!!

Peter: Long. Live. The King.

The Avengers watching from the cameras: ...

objectively one of the funniest shit anyone's ever told tony. first of all captain america likes me. second of all your daddy's creepy af. cope. like oh my god yes wade you're so right especially when howard literally looks like this