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violentandneedy · 3 months
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peter: casually beats the shit out of someone for something out in the field
tony: where did you FUCKING LEARN TO DO THAT
peter: sorry, muscle memory
tony:
or perhaps the opposite
peter: uses a series of complicated mathematical formulas to capture an enemy and tie him up in a certain way with his webs
matt: what the fuck
wade: how the shit
peter: sorry, muscle memory
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ppeanutz · 11 months
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I had to.
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forgetful-nerd · 1 year
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Criminal: *turns off the lights* haha! Try and fight me when you can't see!
Daredevil: I can still sense you in the dark.
Spiderman: as can I!
Dead pool: I cannot! so this is kind of upsetting for me.
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spidergrotto · 5 months
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i think someone needs to give peter a gun
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headcanonthings · 10 months
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Wade, bleeding out, holding Peter's arm in a death grip: PETEY PLEASE DONT PUT ME ON DRUGS Wade, sobbing: PLEASE I OWE THE HAT MAN MONEY
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atlas-the-bastard · 4 months
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made a team red shirt and a tshirt version of matt's iconic sweater bc its summer here (australia) and I'm not burning up in a sweater on a 37 degree christmas day :D
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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Peter : We need a distraction.
Matt : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Wade, whispering : My time has finally come.
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griefpersevering · 6 months
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there needs to be more fics about vigilantes being besties and going on missions together. give me the defenders having a weekly dinner! give me team red! give me the punisher and jessica jones wondering how they became besties with a load of spandex-wearing weirdos!
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karmaspidr · 3 months
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Deadpool 3 is happening
Peter: I'm having a really bad feeling.
Matt: Same. It's as if we're experiencing our last moments without a headache.
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Gwen and Spider-Reader relax on the couch after a long day of patrol.
Gwen: I'm beat. Pizza and movie night?
Y/n: If cuddles are included, then it sounds like a plan.
The two kissed before Y/n picked up their phone to call Joe's pizza.
Deadpool: Sorry to interrupt this cute moment, but...
Y/n and Gwen turned around to see Deadpool standing in front of an orange, rectangular portal.
Deadpool: I kind of need Y/n's help saving the multiverse.
Y/n: Again? We just had a multiversal crisis a year ago!
Deadpool: I know, but it's become a popular trend in comic book movies besides we need a Team Red crossover.
Y/n turned to Gwen to she thought.
Gwen: It's alright. Just come back in one piece but if something happens I'm coming for you Wade.
Deadpool: Trust me, I know. I've seen Hawkeye and Arcane.
Y/n: Alright, let's go.
He jumped through the portal with Wade following soon after.
Deadpool: Let's f#*k!n' go!
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Deadpool: Really a censor!? That's the slogan of the movie!
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tonystark-official · 28 days
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What is your opinion on team red?
I think Spider-Man has better options than those hooligans. As much as I wish Spidey would join us as an Avenger, I know I can't stop him from being part of that vigilante team.
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violentandneedy · 3 months
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now imagine peter parker purring when he's happy. matt and wade would be so freaked out like. this isn't real. im hallucinating.
and peter, happily munchin on a sandwich or something would be so unaware of his purring that when someone points it out he'd just. are you hallucinating. no spiders don't purr. im spider.
and so none of them would mention it at the risk of being put on meds again
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ppeanutz · 11 months
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has this been done before. (reference)
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nexusdrawsss · 11 months
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TEAM RED TEAM RED
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spidergrotto · 2 months
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daredevil born again this deadpool that when are we getting a team red movie or show.
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headcanonthings · 1 year
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Matt: Would you say you’re sympathetic?
Wade: I’d say I’m simp pathetic.
Wade: For Peter. I’m a pathetic simp for Spidey.
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