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violentandneedy · 3 months

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peter: casually beats the shit out of someone for something out in the field

tony: where did you FUCKING LEARN TO DO THAT

peter: sorry, muscle memory

tony:

or perhaps the opposite

peter: uses a series of complicated mathematical formulas to capture an enemy and tie him up in a certain way with his webs

matt: what the fuck

wade: how the shit

peter: sorry, muscle memory

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violentandneedy · 3 months

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i wanna take a pic

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violentandneedy · 3 months

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now imagine peter parker purring when he's happy. matt and wade would be so freaked out like. this isn't real. im hallucinating.

and peter, happily munchin on a sandwich or something would be so unaware of his purring that when someone points it out he'd just. are you hallucinating. no spiders don't purr. im spider.

and so none of them would mention it at the risk of being put on meds again

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violentandneedy · 3 months

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matt: how does it feel to see the mistakes of your past right in front of you. how does it feel.

wade, who was thrown in the dumpster: i feel soggy

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violentandneedy · 3 months

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there is something so fun about reading team red shitting on iron man like

matt: this. holds peter

matt: is an INFANT

peter: im 15

wade: a baby!!! you hurt the baby!!!

peter: my parents are dead

tony: i am aware

wade: you aren't supposed to hurt babies!!!

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violentandneedy · 3 months

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no cause, matthew michael murdock (yes i have to say his full name) would be so afraid of mentoring peter parker as a vigilante because what if he ends up like stick? and what if he puts this kid in danger? what if he kills this kid?

and then wade would be like hell yeah let's kill a bitch!! oh no killing? let's maim a bitch!!!

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violentandneedy · 3 months

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he's so me