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itsagentromanoff · 3 days

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Tony: Listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.

[Steve makes a strange face and sits down]

Bucky: So basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.

Tony: Well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.

Steve: But you don't remember sleeping with her.

Tony: Yeah but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable, you guys know.

Bucky: What, how do we know, we never slept with you.

Tony: And who's fault is that?

#original: friends #robert downey jr #sebastian stan #chris evans #tony stark #bucky barnes #steve rogers #stuckony #stony #winteriron #tony x bucky #tony x steve #tony x steve x bucky #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

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quhere · 10 months

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one of my favorite feelings is starting a new show and having that: ….are they…having gay… sexual tension?? And then logging onto tumblr dot com and seeing gifsets that show several thousand other people also agree that it was, indeed, gay sexual tension

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jacksdabbles · 8 months

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heartstopper but make it stony no srsly i have a whole fic in my head about this already i just don’t if or when i should actually start it

#tony stark #stony #tony x steve #stevetony #steve rogers

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mojiitoos · 7 months

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Tony : “How did you find me?”

Steve : “I saw a giant explosion and i thought, who could that be?”

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existential-queeer · 2 years

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*half the universe gets blipped away in an instant, everything falls apart and is left in shambles*

Tony: *complains about Steve on a beach while drinking*

#at least he has priorities #she hulk #she-hulk #iron man #tony stark #steve rogers #captain america #stevetony #stony #steve x tony #tony x steve

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lovestony16 · 2 months

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The two sexiest and cutest guys who has ever existed 🔥❤️. Superhusbands Steve and Tony forever 🔥❤️

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t0nyst4rkssn4p · 5 months

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My ass is corny for them

#fanart #tony stark #iron man #marvel #sketch #hyperfixation #digital art #help im obsessed #tony x steve #stevetony #captain america

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dragonstar2568 · 6 months

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(At counseling)

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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?

Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.

Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.

Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?

Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.

Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.

#incorrect quotes #this is so stupid #tony x steve #peter x harley #iron dad #parkner #steve x tony #harley x peter #harley keener #peter parker #trans peter parker

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justlous-art · 11 months

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stevetony request for @ishipallthings! thank you again for your support ♡

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#commission #stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #marvel #mcu #superhusbands #mcu stony #ironcap #captain america #iron man #tony x steve #steve x tony

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askyourfavouritesuperhusbands · 2 months

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¨We've only mentioned it the once, actually. Steve's still shy about the whole thing.¨

¨Not shy, it was just an intimate moment for me, the first one I shared with you.¨

¨Yeah, it was special for me too. It was at my birthday party, up in the penthouse, lots of people and still I felt a bit lonely so I snuck off to the balcony. Steve watched me go and followed me outside to make sure I was doing okay. Seeing him was somehow just what I needed. From that moment on I was falling in love with him. He made me feel safe, wanted and loved and immediately put a smile on my face.¨

¨Tony told me he was alright, that he just needed some fresh air but I didn't believe him. I asked him again and this time he did tell me he felt alone, that almost everyone at the party, except for the team, Pepper and Rhodes, was there not because they cared for him but for his money. I could've lied and said it wasn't true but it probably was and I just wanted him to feel better, loved. I'd been thinking about asking him out for a while but so far, I'd always backed out and instead of doing that, I mustered up all the courage I had and decided to kiss him.¨

¨That was one hell of a kiss, honey.¨

¨It was a good one, wasn't it?¨

¨Shame we didn't get together then.¨

"I was scared I'd taken advantage of you so I took my distance again, until you came up to me and asked me out."

"You know for someone who leads the Avengers, you're not always great at communicating. You didn't take advantage of me, I wanted to kiss you as well."