Hello everyone, here's my random and completely insane theory on the tiger who came for tea.

Now, is this theory needed? No, of course not. Am I looking way too deep into a children's book? Yes, yes, I am.

I was recently reading The Tiger who came for tea, and it got me thinking, "Is this tiger real?" And I now believe yes, yes it is, and why do I think this? Well when the tiger knocks at the Sophies looks up at it and is clearly shocked at the presents of a tigar at her door and you're probably wondering why didn't she shut the door and scream? Well a few reasons 1. It's a tiger... be cool or he'll munch you 2. I think these strange creatures are normal in this world and you're probably thinking "what make you think that?" The way the dad reacts at the end. His completely calm and relaxed when his child and wife tell him that a TIGER came over and ate all their food! His not like "Umm this sounds very unlikely. Are you sure there wasn't a gas leak?" my bro is like 😐 "say less let's go out for food" and all of you who've read the book are most likely like "wait but there's a cat at the end of the book clearly it was just a naughty kitty cat" and to that I say FOOLS! explain to me why Sophie and her family then buy a large can of TIGER FOOD at the end of the book? All in all, the tiger is a real scary creature that goes into people's houses and eats their food. Now now you might think this is silly why is this person going on about a silly little book. Well truth is I don't know anyways back to the point at hand

Before the dad comes home even Sophies mum says "I don't know what to do. I've got nothing for daddy's super the TIGER has eaten it all" meaning Sophies mum is clearly aware of these tigers and to end it off going back to the tiger food the book finishes with "and they also bought a very big tin of tiger food, IN CASE THE TIGER SHOULD COME TO TEA AGAIN!" why do shops sell tiger food? Why would he come again? What is happening?!.... well I don't know.

This has been a theory a GAM... bye.

*on a road trip*

Charles *in the backseat*: are we there yet, are we there yet?,are we there yet?

Max *driving the car*: no. We aren’t.

Charles: are we there yet? Are we there yet?, Are we there yet?

Max: No. Charles. We aren’t.

Charles: are we there yet?,are we there yet, are we there yet?

Max *on his last wit which is at its end*: CHARLES FOR THE LAST TIME NO. WE ARE NOT THERE YET WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR 5 MINUTES. Where are your crayons? How about you distract yourself with those.

Charles: ok :( you wanna draw with me :D

Max: CHARLES I AM DRIVING THE CAR- *sigh* give me strength…

happy april fools day

yes that is the winged lion

Gotta be honest, the popularity of blond Percy thanks to the pjo show is driving me insane because every time I see pjo fanart, I have a crisis over what little blond boy is being depicted

my favourite adult model is an otaku?!

A learning opportunity

So when trans people take chemicals that radically change their body in order to live happier and freer lives it’s fine. but when I, Henry Jekyll—

this is the dumbest thing i made. i love it.

my favorite disaster lesbian and male flop duo I LIVE FOR THEM

DONT FLOPPP IVE WORKED ON THIS FOR 3 DAYS AND NIGHTS EHDGHDGSHS

I hope this hasn’t been done yet

Every time one of (his) The kids or Eddie do something they weren’t supposed to Steve always gives them the same rant about how they could have gotten hurt or lost how they could have died. Que Eddie doing something stupid, where he could have gotten hurt.

The second eddie (and the kids following behind to watch him get yelled at) see Steve with his arms already crossed he knows he fucked up, so he tells him :

Steve: (arms on hips) (starts to open his mouth)

Eddie: (hangs his head down) I’m so sorry, I know what I did was reckless and wrong, I could have died or gotten hurt, I know I scared you and I shouldn’t have brought the kids along and it would have been all my fault if something had happen to them or me, I know you love us and don’t wanna see us get hurt. I love you too and I will clean your car and take the kids to school all week as punishment. I will be up our room to think about what I did.

The kids : (shocked)

Steve: (shocked & speechless) y-yes you will. a-And don’t do that again?

Eddie: (kisses Steve on the cheek) I won’t

Mike: What the fuck ?!

Dustin: He just gets off Scott free!?

Steve: (still in a daze) w-

Eddie: (walking into the house) Watch your mouth Mike.

i spent 50k on this drawing

he. in fact, did not catch the hint

bsd fandom:

“how did chuuya become a vampire???”

“chuuya better not stay a mindless vampire!”

“he has to be somewhere in there..”

meanwhile before the meursault: