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idliketobeatree · 1 day

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probably my favourite bit of the fandom's treatment of Crowley is the almost paganistic way of choosing the pronouns. you may generally go the easy route with he/him most prevalent in the show, but we all understand it's in the loosest way possible, barely attached to her presentation. he's a demon, c'mon. you need to feel out the vibes, look at the weather and the current state of affairs, it shall be revealed from the Energy around. he's such a nerd, they're more beautiful than the wine-dark sea, she's my wife. i want them upside down sleeping on the ceiling, she would lead men like sir John Franklin his Arctic expedition. on occasion it's a drawn out snake/hiss, other times a dark glasses grin emoji will suffice. don't even get me started on the Nanny, i dare not to utter the name without bowing down in reverence first. what a gift that keeps on giving

#good omens #crowley #anthony j crowley #gomens #love to read the tags on fanwork and watch their infinite variety unfold #gender nonconforming? gender whocares but also ABBA lay all your gender on me. nobody does it like him <3 #good omens crowley #marcela talks #ineffable fandom #good omens shitpost #<- treated seriously ofc #ineffable husbands #good omens fandom #good omemes #queer community #queer omens

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ineffable-ezra · 2 days

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SCRATCH EVERYTHING IVE SAID ABOUT HOW I WANT AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY'S REUNION TO GO. THIS IS WHAT I WANT:

Aziraphale: The Metatron was talking shit about you

Crowley: [gasp] that BITCH!

Aziraphale: I know right? Like, ew, I don't even know her

#this is a joke #mostly #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #fanfic #good omens shitpost #good omens season 3 #aziraphale and crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable spouses #incorrect ineffable husbands

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darcydoesfuckall · 1 day

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@sollunaastra

I'm stuck at the doctor's atm so you'll have to accept this shitty phone-drawn Crowley.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #art #drawing #fanart #good omens shitpost

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goatbeard-goatbeard · 20 hours

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I just know Aziraphale and Crowley will end up retired the way Pestilence is retired. Going on and on about how relaxed they are and how happy they are not to be working, meanwhile you glance at their calendar out of the corner of your eye and take immediate psychic damage.

(every retiree I’ve ever met is like this)

#good omens shitpost #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #pestilence good omens #south downs cottage #good omens headcanon #good omens headcanons #good omens speculation

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fenja-art · 8 months

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Aziraphale is handling his role as archangel just fine.

#artists on tumblr #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #good omens art #ineffable divorce #ineffeble husbands #good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #bildad the shuhite #aziracrow #mr fell #angel aziraphale #archangel aziraphale #good omens shitpost #good omens memes #niel gaiman #crowly x aziraphale

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crowleys-hips · 2 months

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foolishlovers · 4 months

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the sluttiest thing a character can be is crowley in a turtleneck

#never not thinking about that outfit #and now bring it back for s3 with half-bun crowley #please 👉🏻🥺👈🏻#good omens #crowley #good omens shitpost #foolish talks

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genderlessjacky · 6 months

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i went on tumblr just so everyone can see this

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens shitpost #good omens aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens crowley #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #ineffeble husbands

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diavalkitty · 30 days

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Good Omens season 3 looks gorgeous

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belovedroach · 3 months

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this is the dumbest thing i made. i love it.

#good omens #good omens fanart #good omens shitpost #good omens memes #meme #art meme #shitpost #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #this is so stupid

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idliketobeatree · 26 days

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i'll give you a boop, anywhere you wanna go.

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bildadshusband · 3 months

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*slaps you with a newspaper between every word* STOP. DRAWING. AZIRAPHALE. THINNER.

STOP IT.

#aziraphale #good omens #good omens shitpost #aziraphale tummy fanclub #aziraphale is round and lovely and sexy get over it #ineffable husbands

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sentientsky · 4 months

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guess who’s been wading thru the archives again

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goatbeard-goatbeard · 25 days

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It’s so funny how Crowley is constantly saying “nothing to do with me! The humans thought of that themselves!” about various human atrocities. Oh no, that’s terrible, who gave humans the idea to think for themselves? We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

#yes yes free will and all that #but it’s still a *little* bit his fault #good omens shitpost #good omens 2 #good omens #anthony j crowley #serpentposting

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justaweirdonothingtoseehere · 1 month

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#Aziraphale just go fetches Crowley when something goes wrong #‘Crowley help I’m angy’#‘But I’m the nice one’#‘Yell at them for me pls love you hugs and kisses’#And of course Crowley says #‘Yeah bbg ofc I’ll yell at them for you luv you too’#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omemes #good omens shitpost #good omens text post #ineffable cats

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crowleys-hips · 2 months

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things i headcanon Crowley invented:

only one sock disappearing in the washer/dryer. you know the one

youtube ads

gum on shoes

that one wobbly wheel on every shopping cart

you know when you're in traffic and one lane is going faster than the one you're in, so you switch to that one, but now this one's going slower than the other? that. it's one he often regrets.

back when wired earbuds were a thing - only one of them going bad

Nessie - an accident. he went swimming in his snake form once and someone took a blurry picture

unsynced audio or subtitles on media

pineapple on pizza - he did it to piss of Aziraphale

instagram poetry

pens/markers than run out of ink by the 3rd day (i'm looking at you Sharpies)

airplane food

the very common phenomenon when you forget your old password, go to reset it, and then get told your "new password can't be the same as your old password"

long red light/short green light

shower knobs that can't ever get the right temperature, it's either 3rd degree burns or hypothermia

crocs

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