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new discourse: a relationship between someone who can drive and someone who can’t drive is inherently predatory due to the systemic power imbalance
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I wonder if their menstrual cycles have synced ❤️😉🤣
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Working a corporate job in the American Midwest is just people saying “sounds good!” on slack twenty times a day when in reality it sounds bad, actually.
#this is a joke#I actually really love my new job#but I just glanced up and me and my manager have each started the last five messages#with S O U N D S G O O D
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Youtubers are really either dying a hero or living long enough to become the villain
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Not Yaz revealing Brooklynns whole fate in jwct:
She jinxed her lmao
#pls why is this so funny to me🥲#jwct#jurassic world chaos theory#camp cretaceous#yasmina fadoula#jwcc#campcretaceous#jurassic world camp cretaceous#this was foreshadowing in my head🙄#this is a joke#lmao#ben pincus#sammy gutierrez#darius bowman
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Christian Families Watching TBT Be Like-
John Dory: says God's name in vain a BAZILLION TIMES (no it was like twice lol)
Christians: 😱WUT KINDA CRAP WE WATCHIN'?!!
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Spruce: singing 🎵On The Floor, Let's Do This, No More Talkin'🎵
Christians: 😱WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS PG!!!
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Branch And Poppy: hold hands
Christians: 😱DUDE THEY'VE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR LIKE ONE MONTH SLOW DOWN-
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Bridget: singing 🎵As Good As Hellllll...🎵
Christians: 😱OH NO THEY DIDN'T- they just said the H-word😲
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Bruce: This is Brandy, my wife and business partner. She is my soulmate. My very tall soulmate.
Christians: NO THATS JESUS-
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Bridget: Ooo, so hot!
Christians: 😱THEY SAID THE OTHER H-WORD
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Branch: Oof, I love how you say HVAC
Christians: 🤨WAIT- WUT...HUH?..WHAT HE HINTIN' AT HERE I DON'T- he likes bad girls maybe?!... 😱
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Branch: ...so we don't get our cupcakes sliced in two
Christians: ....😐I can't with this movie anymore.😑
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Branch and Poppy: kiss
Christians: 😱WHOA HOLD UP THEY'RE ONLY TWENTY THEIR BRAINS HAVEN'T EVEN FULLY DEVELOPED YET THEY CAN'T KISS PEOPLE-
guys this is a joke and a joke only- me and my family's Christian and we don't do this lol, I just thought it was funny -@jessi4branchifer
#trolls band together#trolls 3#brozone#trolls branch#dreamworks trolls#trolls poppy#john dory trolls#broppy#trolls clay#humor#christian humor#christian family#this is a joke#not accurate
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Thinking of making a small amount of local trains stickers for TFN and when you come to our table with the secret phrase "I like trains" you'll get one for free with your purchase
#spam#this is a joke#unless#:'D#I want some local trains merch for myself for sure but I didn't get to that yet#I have to draw all the Starscreams first :'D#but I promise I'll have Astrotrain merch because that's my moral obligation at this point
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I'm moving on from desertduo but that's only because they broke me few too many times
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Man… if only I could have a boyfriend who is 7’, mentally deranged, toxic, manipulative, femboy aesthetic, loves being a lil clown, and is obsessed with me to the point he commits murder. The dream.
#CCS#chocolate covered strawberries#flemrambambambles#this is a joke#I’m referencing#my au#if you couldnt tell#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#dca fandom
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i fw geto heavy because like i get it. i also go absolutely insane when cannot figure out the meaning of anything ever and everything feels hopeless
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"Dr Jekyll is evil and pretending to be good."
My friend and I, who are intellectuals: wrong, he is actually an idiot pretending to be normal.
#this is a joke#the beauty of literature is that everyone interprets it differently#and you'd best believe stevenson went out of his way to make jekyll as hard to understand and judge as he possibly could#dr jekyll and mr hyde
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So I’m watching Fallout (finally) and omg, Todd Howard must have daddy issues
Fallout 3, you’re chasing your father, and I think he was a bad guy (not sure tho, never played it)
Fallout 4, Sean became the Father of the Institute after giving them “untainted” genetic material for their gem 3 synths, and is a real bad guy. Like the boogyman of the Commonwealth.
And then the TV show, Lucy is looking for her dad, and he’s being set up as a bad guy.
Like, Todd, did he leave for some milk?
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how am i supposed to listen to hardcore rap and lana del rey?
#female hysteria#femcel#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girlblogging#girlhood#just girly things#whisper girl#female manipulator#girl interrupted#honeymoon#female rage#this is a joke
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can they be normal
#grian#mcyt#goodtimeswithscar#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#life series#life smp#THIS IS A JOKE#HAPPY APRIL FOOLS#waozuasart
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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#sirius#jegulus#sirius x lupin#wolfstar#regulus and evan and barty#sirius and regulus#remus and regulus#DARLINNG#IM BACK FROM JAIL#and yeah#addie writes#i’m so sorry#this is a joke#i promise
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when he's absolutely crazy about you
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#alastor the radio demon#alastor x reader#THIS IS A JOKE#NO IT'S NOT < 3
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