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transexualpirate · 5 months
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steve: since when does everyone know we're together?!
tony: i only told bruce because he's my bro!
bruce: i only told natasha because she's scary!
natasha: i only told bucky because he's my friend!
bucky: i only told clint because he's a spy!
clint: oh, i told many, many people
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chaotictasha · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes#129
Tony: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Steve : Like its slips on and off pretty easily.
Tony: ...
Steve: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Y/n: We know what you meant.
Bruce: Finally! My ship is sailing.
Clint *to Nat*: BITCH you owe me 20 dollars.
Thor: Loki owes me a pint of beer and poptarts.
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Natasha: Congratulations, Steve, you snagged the perfect boyfriend... Tony's rich, he's probably got other characteristics.
Steve: ...
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mrcreative8899 · 10 months
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Steve: I love you, Tony.
Tony: Me, too.
Tony: I mean I love me, too.
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Steve & Tony
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Tony : Must be hard not being able to laugh
Steve : I do have a sense of humor you know
Tony : I’ve never heard you laugh before
Steve : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Tony, to the Avengers: If anything goes wrong today, I just want you to know–
Natasha: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for Steve, everyone just kind of assumed it.
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Tony: I’m making a documentary about my life. Rogers, I want you to play my father.
Steve: I don’t want to be your father.
Tony: Perfect. You already know your lines.
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secondlastpsycho · 9 months
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yes i know i like that trope bc of some deep psychological trauma crap i do not care it makes me happy why can’t you let me be happy please let me be happy i am depressed individual and i need the fictional characters to get away okay
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ir0npvrker · 2 months
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tony: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said
steve: and for punching me in the face?
tony: no, you definitely deserved that
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sunnysideprincess · 9 months
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Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?
Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.
Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.
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lukas-dusk · 3 months
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Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
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imaginestevetony · 2 months
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Tony: I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart. Steve: You did that when you signed. Tony: Alright we're done. You're gonna come with us, now! Because it's us! Because I'm pregnant! Steve: What? Everyone: What??? Spider-Man: Oh wow! Congratulations Mr. Iron Man, sir! Rhodey: So that's why you've been extra moody. - The End of Civil War -
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naferty · 5 months
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A Love Language
Sam: Fuck you, Bucky
Bucky: I'd kill for you, Sam
Steve: Can't you both say I love you like normal people?
Steve: Please?
Tony: I'd sacrifice myself for you, Steve
Steve:
Steve: I'd die for you, Tony
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mrcreative8899 · 1 year
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Tony: You are the man I love the second most.
Steve *tearing up*: then who is the man you love most?
Tony: Myself, of course.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N: *Picks up the phone, wanting to make a call*
Tony, on the phone: I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Pepper picks up Morgan. I'll just tell Y/N I'm going to be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
Steve, on the line: Laundry, huh? Is that my new nickname?
Tony: Aww, you know what your nickname is, Mr Big-
Y/N: AHH!
Y/N: *Slams the phone down onto the receiver*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Rhodes: Tony, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Steve.
Tony: What was I wearing?
Rhodes: Nothing.
Tony: Makes sense.
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