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incorrectquotesmcu · 10 hours

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Yelena: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts.

Wade, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Yelena, deadpanning at Wade: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 3 months

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Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Deadpool: Are we stealing them?

Y/N: New or used?

Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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ungrateful-sneeze · 7 months

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Peter: *bored in his apartment so he turns on the news*

The news: “New York and the world are in mourning as Spider-Man was seen last night being stabbed in the head by pole. The city has been setting up memorials for the hero and-“

Peter: …

Wade: *bursts through his window, still wearing Peters suit and still with the pole in his head* ok, so I know you said not to take the suit…

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iwannabealice · 9 months

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clint: what do rainbows mean to you?

wade: gay rights

kate: there's money

matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

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paranormal-pajama-phantom · 4 months

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Deadpool, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Deadpool: THERE. Now send it.

Peter: Dude, your handwriting is terrible, are you sure you want to-

Deadpool: JUST DO IT!

later

Tony: So what does it say?

Y/N, reading the letter: He says he's going to "lick my...."

Tony:

Y/N:

Tony: Gross-

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brnesblogposts · 2 months

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Y/N: I need a bookmark because i refuse to dog ear this page, do you see anything I can use?

Wade: *cuts off one of his fingers* here you go!

Y/N: What the fuck, Wade???

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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What if Colossus accidentally fell on y/n from behind as they were leaning on him which the impact could crush them but y/n ends up surviving it.

Colossus: I am sorry. Are you alright?

Y/N: I’m fine. I got Dad’s healing factor

Deadpool: how dare you!

Colossus: Wade it was a complete accident. I did not mean to crush-

Deadpool: zip it Iron Ivan! How dare you sit on him and not on me!!!

Y/N: I’m gonna go now so yeah

Deadpool: and I thought you loved me Chrome Balls!

Colossus: Wade this is ridiculous

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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[m/n and deadpool waiting for she hulk and daredevil at a rooftop]

daredevil: sorry we late-

she hulk: [look at m/n and deadpool with confused] since when yours suit rainbow?

deadpool: [jumping up and down to show off his wig and suit that attached to rainbow tutu skirt] happy pride day!!!

daredevil: isn't pride month only on june?

m/n: everyday is a pride day!!! [toss daredevil and she hulk rainbow suit]

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pendragon-writes · 1 year

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Friends

Deadpool: I understand that we’ll probably never be friends.

Male!Reader: You can leave out the probably.

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spintergem · 1 year

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Peter 100% edits photos of himself as Spider-man with exaggerated proportions just to make himself laugh. I also feel like if Wade found out he’d start posting those pics but unironically posting in the captions things like:

God damn those thighs Spidey<3

Never seen a man with better arms to hold me<3

Spoder-man got me 😩😤🥵🥵

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days

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Peter: I’m sad.

Wade: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Wade: And das not good.

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deadpoolincorrect · 1 year

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Deadpool: Well you know what they call me. An asshole with a heart of gold.

Negasonic: Nope just an asshole.

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hotpotrandomfics · 1 year

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Percy: What in the fuck knuckles is this?

Khloe: He’s my boyfriend, you intolerant little sh-

Percy: Woah, pump the hate breaks sweetie. I’m just surprised anyone would date you, especially Wizards of Waverley Place.

Ciel, just smiling: Hi Percy!

Percy: Hi Ciel!

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jhirowolf · 2 months

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I feel like we are missing out on the absolute gold mine of content by not turning Civvie-11s absolutely amazing jokes and quips into Deadpool incorrect quotes, basicly everything he says as a reply to characters is such a Deadpool-coded line to me it's absurd.

For example his F. E. A.R. video is a 10/10 in that aspect, every joke is a banger. Just look:

(the names are change to fit Deadpool characters)

Bob: *appears outta nowhere*

DP: JESUS, Bob! Where did you come from? You turned into particles two rooms back, you ok, man?

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Killebrew: You were born here-

DP: Yeah, I know.

Killebrew: In this place, I was there.

DP: So was I, you ain't special.

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Domino: Thought I don't know how he survived.

DP: Two guns and zero fucks, that's how.

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T-Ray: They all deserve to die.

DP: Eh, maybe Bob.

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Bob: *in an elevator* Why are all the floors lighting up?

DP: Because God hates us and Devil thinks it's funny.

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Bob: *they're being shot at*What are you doing? Hurry!

DP: Trust me, I am a proffesional. AND I got a shotgun.

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paranormal-pajama-phantom · 2 years

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Deadpool: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Peter recently. Y/N: No, Deadpool, it's not what it looks like, I swear. Deadpool: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Y/N: No! You’re the only one for me. Deadpool: Is that so? Y/N: I promise! Peter and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend. Deadpool: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Y/N: You are still my one and only best friend! he's just the love of my life, nothing more! Deadpool: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? Y/N: Of course bro! Deadpool: Bro... Peter: What the-

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rainbow-beanie · 1 year

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Deadpool after dodging out of the way and nearly being blown to bits by a stray grenade: YOU CAN’T KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS.

Enemy: eh, my heart wasn’t in it.

Deadpool, enraged by this: DO IT AGAIN YOU COWARD!!

Feel like Deadpool’s the kinda person that would stare down the barrel of a gun and call the person holding it every insult in the book, cause he’s the main target on the grim reapers hit list, and that the dark entity has tried for YEARS to claim his soul. But he and they both know that there’s hardly anything out there that can snuff him out.

Deadpool: look skelly, I actually have to agree with you on the whole “stealing my soul, and dragging me into the afterlife” bit, but unfortunately i can’t seem to be killed for obvious reasons. So i guess we both can’t get what we want.

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