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hotpotrandomfics · 5 months
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Your body count is what?!
Percy: Hey, Ciel? What’s your body count?
Ciel: Me? Like, 30 I think…
Percy: Oh my gods! You’re a hoe!
Ciel: How does that make me a hoe? Wait, are we talking people we’ve slept with?
Percy, concerned: Yeah?
Ciel: Oh! I haven’t done that yet!
Percy: What does 30 mean then?
Ciel: Hahaha! *walks away*
Percy: Bro! What does 30 mean?!
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hotpotrandomfics · 7 months
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Ciel: Hey, Percy! Want to eat this cake with me?
Percy: Fuck it! Let’s do it!
Ciel, shocked: Woah man… what do you mean?
Percy: Y-yeah! Fuck it! Let’s do it together!
Ciel: *looks at the cake then back at Percy* I don’t wanna do it…
Percy, confused: Then why did you ask me if I wanted to eat it?
Ciel: I just wanna eat it.
Percy: Fuck it!
Ciel: No! Stop, man… you’re scaring me.
Percy: You don’t wanna do it together?
Ciel: I’m not into you that way, Bro.
Percy: WOAH! What are you talking about, Bro?!
Ciel: I just want to eat the cake-
Percy: I feel like we want the same thing.
Ciel: Then why are you trying to fuck the cake?!
Percy: WHAT?!
Ciel: I want to eat the cake, and you want to fuck it!
Percy, aghasted: No! I- I’m saying “fuck it, let’s eat it!”
Ciel: Can we at least… eat the majority of it… then you can fuck it?
Percy: The fuck?!
Ciel, distraught: Why do you want to fuck the cake?
Percy: What?
Ciel: I don’t understand what you want…
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hotpotrandomfics · 7 months
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Never a dull date
*Explosions and monsters roaring outside of the restaurant on the boarder of New Rome, it’s date night*
Khloe: We lost the ticket?! Screw it, Ciel!
Ciel: Cmere, fuck stick!
Weapons Checker: AAAAAAAAH!
*Ciel proceeds to throw weapons checker out of the booth before proceeding to grab his swords and Khloe trident*
Khloe: I ever tell you how hot it is that a magic man can toss people so casually?
Ciel, flustered: C-can we please kill the monsters and get back to our date?
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hotpotrandomfics · 8 months
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Camp Meeting Gone ft. Angry Ciel
Percy: Clarisse, for the last time! You can’t just fight the Roman delegation!
Clarisse: And I told you, I want my get back! Especially, from her! *pointing to Khloe*
Khloe: Why?
Annabeth: Clarisse, you can’t just fight every water demigod-
Clarisse: I WILL PROVE THAT ARES-
Ciel: ¿Puedes sacar la cabeza de tu culo por un segundo? ¡Por el amor de Dios, malditos imbéciles!
Clarisse:…
Percy:…
Annabeth:…
Rest of the Councilers:…
Roman Delegation:…
Khloe: Anyone else find that hot… No? Just me?
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hotpotrandomfics · 8 months
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Fuck you, and Pegasus you flew on!
Percy: Kings have honor. Soldiers have bravery. And poets have heart… but, all I have is RAGE!
Ciel:…Percy, draw four already! You’ve been babbling for five minutes to not draw four.
Percy: You guys ganged up on me!
Annabeth: We all have played a card and Ciel played a draw four. What is the big deal?
Percy: Ciel skipped me, reversed me, the skipped me again! Plus you all *gestures to other counselors* have been making me draw most of the cards!
Ciel: So you’re not gonna play anymore?
Percy: FUCK YOU, AND THE PEGASUS YOU FLEW ON! *draws four cards and grumbles with the 29 cards in his hand*
Ciel: Uno! Draw four again!
Percy: MOTHERFU-
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hotpotrandomfics · 8 months
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YOU WHAT?
Percy: When y’all eat tacos, do you tilt your head to the left or the right?
Ciel, absent minded, unfiltered: Neither, the thighs typically keep my head firmly placed.
Percy: Huh?
Khloe: He isn’t lying.
Percy, horrified: YOU WHAT?!
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hotpotrandomfics · 10 months
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Don’t diss the onesie
Child of Ares: Nice onesie, does it come in men’s!
*Ares cabin chuckling like boars*
Ciel, in said onesie: Oh I think you come in plenty of men for all of us.
The Entirety of CHB at the bonfire:
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hotpotrandomfics · 8 months
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The Silverstein Bloodline must Survive!
Alexander (Ciel dad): So you’re the goddess, Artemis?
Artemis: Yes, I am. Goddess of the Hunt, Moon, and Maidens.
Alexander: What are your intentions with my son?
Artemis: Pardon?
Alexander: Exactly what I said. What are your intentions with my son.
Artemis: I have no “intentions” with your son.
Alexander: Hm, disappointing.
Artemis: Disappointing?! *aghast* HOW DARE YOU!
Alexander: My son is an excellent cook! A capable hunter! Respects the gods! He even respects boundaries, so “Lady” Artemis! How dare you?! THE SILVERSTEIN BLOODLINE MUST SURVIVE!
Artemis:…
*Elsewhere*
Ciel: So you hold it like this- *adjusting Khloe hold of the bow*
Khloe: Okay, and the arrow like this?
Ciel: Yep, you’re a natural!
Khloe: Why aren’t you the charmer! Say, hypothetically, what if- and hear me out, what if a certain daughter of Neptune wanted to continue a certain child of Hecate bloodline?
Ciel: H-huh?! *confused in demigod*
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hotpotrandomfics · 3 months
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How Ciel Lost Capture the Flag?
Clarisse, pissed: HOW DID SHE GET AWAY?!
Ciel: I let her go! I let her go! Shit got weird!
*Flashback to Ciel and Khloe fighting during capture the flag with New Rome*
Ciel: I had her corner, we were fighting, it was a normal altercation and my hand ended around her throat.
Clarisse, in the present: So?
Ciel: She looks me dead in my pupils, into my soul and says “harder.”
Clarisse:…
Ciel: And I’m like “excuse me?” And that’s how we lost…
*BONUS*
Khloe: CALL ME!
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hotpotrandomfics · 5 months
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Disgusting! Where?!
Ciel: Who the hell posted nudes of me?!
Khloe, holding her phone: DISGUSTING! Who would do such a thing and where so I can give them a piece of my mind!
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hotpotrandomfics · 5 months
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Magic always Wins
Jason: Hey, Percy? Remember the first time we met? You were quite the person.
Percy: Oh, you mean how I beat you in Kansas?
Jason: Please, Percy. We were being controlled and besides I would have won anyway.
Percy: You must be drinking from the Lethe or gotten another brick to head because there is no way.
Jason: Wanna to bet?! Hey Ciel, in a fight who’d win: me or Percy?
Ciel: In fight between you two? I’d say I’d win.
Percy & Jason: Huh?!
Ciel: I say this with the utmost respect for you both but I know I’d win.
Percy: Huh? And how would you win oh magic man? Shows what you can do.
Ciel:… TESTICULAR TORSION!
*Jason falls to ground screaming holding nads*
Percy: Ha! You couldn’t use that on my for I have decoy balls!
Ciel: MEND BUTTHOLE!
Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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hotpotrandomfics · 1 year
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Chiron: Got your mental illness!
Ciel: YOU GIVE THAT BACK! THAT IS THE ONLY GIFT IVE GOTTEN FROM MY MOTHER!
Chiron:…I’m calling your father and recommending therapy.
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hotpotrandomfics · 1 year
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PJO Hecate Ritual Headcanon: Trials of Hecate
Facts of the trials origins:
Originally, referred to as the "Eight Moons and Nights of Hecate" (Októ fengária kai nýchtes tis Ekátis) was a secret ritual of the children of Hecate who would follow the guidance of the priest and priestess that followed Hecate in her cult.
Children of Hecate would travel to the Underworld on a pilgrimage to Hecate's palace within her region of influence in the domain of Hades.
The purpose of the trials was for the influence of Hecate to remain prominent in the mortal realm and to gift the strongest and most cunning of her children greater influence in her domains.
The last child of Hecate to conduct the trials was at the end of the Trojan War, Athanasios of Kórinthos (Corinth), who was slain in a battle against a horde of Spartoi who were sent to destroy Corinth. Defeating the horde, Athanasios would fall to his wounds in an unmarked cave where he would find his mother that wept and mourned the death of her son. Hecate pledged that no child of hers shall take the trials as they ultimately suffer a gruesome death.
Trial Phases:
1. Néa Selíni (New Moon): A trial of wit with no use of magic or weapons, a child of Hecate shouldn't rely solely on their physical abilities but their capacity for deductive reasoning in the pursuit of their own path.
2. Imisélinos me kerí (Waxing Cresent): Deciphering an ancient riddle, the riddle serves as a second test of wit but is not something that can be overthought of, and if one is willing the riddle answer will reveal itself though not every answer is the same.
3. Próto tétarto (First Quarter): Revisiting a past traumatic event, while the trauma may seem clear and tangible the child of Hecate must not let themselves be consumed by the temptation and fear of past horrors.
4. Apotríchosi varýs (Waxing Gibbous): Accepting one's flaw, this part is for the child to acknowledge that despite all their success that there will be a lingering darkness from their doubts.
5. Pansélinos (Full Moon): As the moon is full, a child must define themselves by looking inward, the light within that shines the brightest, and creating their own set of torches.
6. Adynatisménos varýs (Waning Gibbous): One will follow the echoes to their salvation but must ward off their own inner demons while their torches fade away.
7. Tríto tétarto (Third Quarter): As the moon reaches further into darkness, the child must fight with only their torches to find their paths in a maze of many.
8. Imisélinos pou exafanízetai (Waning Crescent): Once the last light fades, the rebirth of the child begins but is to occur with a proper acceptance of the path they will walk for the rest of their life.
Benefits and Burdens of the Trial
Benefits:
Greater endurance both physically, magically, and mentally
Knowledge of all past Trial victors and failures
Access to a specific weapon molded through the Trials
Access to many lost magics of Hecate
Forever blessed by Hecate and her child's descendants
Burdens:
Greater chance of monsters catching the child's scent
Increased possibility of falling into madness
Known Children of Hecate and Champions of the Trials
Athanasios of Kórinthos
Ciel Ambrose Silverstein
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hotpotrandomfics · 1 year
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When you catch a southern demigod lacking
Ciel, to Justin: Bro, I watched this comedy on tv back home and he did this thing where he was making a joke on racism-
Justin: Why do I get the feeling I’m either going to laugh out of shock value about you telling me this joke.
Ciel: Just listen, okay. *takes a breath* If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands.
Southern Demigod: *claps with joy* oh shit.
Justin: What the fuck?
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hotpotrandomfics · 8 months
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I just wanted s’mores!
Ciel: Percy, are you sure this a good idea?
Percy: Relax, it’s fine! A little bonding with the Hecate and Poseidon cabin members isn’t not something so bad.
Ciel: Yeaj, but you want me to use magic to make s’mores. Like in the middle of the day. By the lava tower.
Percy: Look, we call can use a sweet snack and I’m sure your siblings-
Ciel: Leo turned you down.
Percy:… That’s besides the point-
Ciel: Yeah, I’m not your goffer. Adios.
Percy: I JUST WANT A SMORE!
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hotpotrandomfics · 1 year
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Percy: What in the fuck knuckles is this?
Khloe: He’s my boyfriend, you intolerant little sh-
Percy: Woah, pump the hate breaks sweetie. I’m just surprised anyone would date you, especially Wizards of Waverley Place.
Ciel, just smiling: Hi Percy!
Percy: Hi Ciel!
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