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Never a dull date
*Explosions and monsters roaring outside of the restaurant on the boarder of New Rome, it’s date night*
Khloe: We lost the ticket?! Screw it, Ciel!
Ciel: Cmere, fuck stick!
Weapons Checker: AAAAAAAAH!
*Ciel proceeds to throw weapons checker out of the booth before proceeding to grab his swords and Khloe trident*
Khloe: I ever tell you how hot it is that a magic man can toss people so casually?
Ciel, flustered: C-can we please kill the monsters and get back to our date?
#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#ciel ambrose silverstein#riordanverse#son of hecate#pjo incorrect quotes#khloe biance de natalie#ciel x khloe#vox machina quotes
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(pike): what's the worst part of valentines day?
(vax): whenever we go out to eat as a fancy restaurant, we can't hold each other's hands, cause people think we are having a seance.
(vex): to be fair, if you saw 3 people, all holding hands in a circle, sitting around a candle lit table, wouldn't you be suspicious.
(vax): no, i'd mind my own business if i want to hold keyleth and gilmore's hands, then i should be able to, and if they wanna hold each other's hands, they should be able to, and if we wanna summon a ghost cause our food is taking forever to get out, then we should be able to.
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#it’s concerning that i can just quote all of these#critical role#vox machina#percy de rolo#taliesin jaffe#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#stardust posts
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2593
Doty, take this down. (Dialogue from a lot of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure where it originated.)
#vox machina#percahlia#perc'ahlia#critical role#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#incorrect quotes#marks and rec misc#source: unknown#vax'ildan#keyleth#scanlan shorthalt#taliesin jaffe#laura bailey#liam o'brien#marisha ray#sam riegel
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"you're a good person. And you're not broken anymore, alright? We'll fill in each other's gaps. We'll be the glue"
-Vex to Percy
#oops my hand slipped#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#perc'ahlia#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#critical role#vox machina#the legends of vox machina#i don't know where and how I found this quote#vox machina fanart#critical role fanart
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Vax: Are you ready to commit?
Percy: Like, a crime or a relationship?
#i'm back on my quote generator bullshit and i do not know if i should be sorry#critical role#critical role tlovm#the legend of vox machina#vox machina#tlovm#percy de rolo#percival de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#vax#vax'ildan#vaxildan#perc'ildan#percildan#percy x vax#critical role incorrect quotes
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the vox machina episode 6 thumbnail is really funny to me
#not even that much of a redraw looking at this tho. i needed to change the pose to get across the true emotion the og invokes in me#critical role#keyleth#percy de rolo#vox machina#cr#cr1#my art#percy and kiki#the quote is from that one 'person talking about their cat' gif btw
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Scanlan: Hey Vax would you slap your best friend in the face for a million gold?
Vax: I would punch you in the face for free
Scanlan, on the verge of tears: I'm your best friend?
#saw this and thought of Them. the Sam and Liam campaign one boys. forever in my heart#critical role#cr1#vax'ildan#scanlan shorthalt#vox machina#critical role incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: ???
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I feel...cruel, but in control. This is...controllable at the moment.
#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#percival de rolo#percy de rolo#critical role#crc1#vox machina#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#orthax#ink#drawing#traditional art#ohhh i am so proud of this#there are some rough spots but overall i love the way it looks#i have been thinking about this quote for DAYS now
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Chiron: Unfortunately, I am placing you on cabin arrest.
Ciel, confused: How can you even arrest a cabin?
Percy: *crying tears of joy* He speaks the gods wisdom.
Annabeth: What? No!
#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#pjo hoo toa#pjo percy#percy jackson#annabeth chase#chiron#ciel ambrose silverstein#camp halfblood#chb#pjo incorrect quotes#vox machina quotes
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(vex): why are you putting garlic in your pants?
(scanlan): so dracula won't try to eat my ass.
(vex): why would dracula try to eat your ass.
(scanlan): he won't. the garlic- are you even listening?
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2545
Percy is briefly surprised but unconcerned about this. (Dialogue from this post.)
#critical role#vox machina#incorrect quotes#vex'ahlia#keyleth of the air ashari#percy de rolo#vax'ildan#marks and rec misc#source: tumblr#vid: critical role c1 e48#it's dangerous to go alone#perc'ahlia#vaxleth#laura bailey#marisha ray#taliesin jaffe#liam o'brien
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Percy: *Exists*
Vax’ildan: His swagless looks and cringe-fail personality have captivated me.
#‘swagless’ huh? yeah vax we get it he’s serving and you’re trying to deflect the accusations#critical role#critical role tlovm#the legend of vox machina#vox machina#tlovm#percy de rolo#percival de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#vax#vaxildan#vax’ildan#percildan#perc’ildan#percy x vax#critical role incorrect quotes
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Percy: Some folks just do not have respect for other peoples’ property. NOW LETS STEAL THIS AIRSHIP!
#origin: the legend of korra s3 ep11#critical role#vox machina#percy de rolo#the legend of vox machina#lmfao#vox machina incorrect quotes
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Percy: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Vax: ... Your what?
Percy: My friends.
Grog: Are they saying “friends”?
Scanlan: I think they're being sarcastic.
Pike: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Percy! All of your friends are in this room.
Percy: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
#critical role#campaign one#incorrect quotes#percival de rolo#percy de rolo#vaxildan#vax'ildan#grog strongjaw#pike trickfoot#scanlan shorthalt#vox machina#minus vex shes observing#the quote generator gods have decided: they/them percy
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