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#incorrect toa quotes
Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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*Nico is cooking*
Will: any chance that’s for me?
Nico: it’s for Jason. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.
Leo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment
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sodamnbored · 8 months
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Percy, enjoying summer vacation: That’s seven glorious days without a crazy person in my life.
Apollo, rolling up to his front door: Percy! I need your help!
Percy, sighing: It was nice while it lasted.
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Meg, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Lu: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Lu: Here you go.
Meg:
Lu:
Apollo: Why am I here?
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bookworms-lair · 9 months
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Will: we all have our demons
Will: *grabs Nico*
Will: this is mine
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ribreadthedisaster · 2 years
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Will, about to knock on the door of Cabin 13 at 5 am to coerce Nico into helping him set up the infirmary for the day:
Nico, opening the door before Will gets the chance, coffee in hand: This is the 4th time this week you’ve come to wake me up. You’ve become predictable.
Will: Aw, you woke up early for me!
Nico: I’ve become a morning person against my will.
Will: No, you became a morning person for Will.
Nico: It’s too early for puns.
Will, a bisexual: It’s never too early for puns.
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ukelele-boy · 4 months
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Apollo: hey google how do I stop getting jealous of people who do my hobbies better?
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thaliasthunder · 2 years
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nico: u glow in the dark?
will: uh, yeah i-
nico: *gasps* like rapunzel?
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anyone else for post breakup caleo being friends?
Piper absolutely makes a gc with the 3 of them and reyna
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simpingforpjo · 9 months
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Apollo: make it as manly as possible. I want to show everyone how manly I am
Nail tech: *holding up the glittery pink colour nail polish he picked* sure-
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Will, seeing the inside of Nico's cabin for the first time: It was nice of the Addams family to lend you their place for the weekend.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Nico: Hey Will, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Will, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Nico: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Solace!
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Leo: *screams*
Lit: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Lester: should we do something?
Meg: no, I wanna see who wins
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sodamnbored · 1 year
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Post HoO:
Jason, motioning him closer: So listen. You two seem really cute together, and I’m so happy for you both.
Will, smiling: That’s so sweet, thanks man -
Jason, deadly serious: But Nico is my very good friend and if you ever hurt him, I swear I will let myself die and come back just to haunt you.
Will, deeply unnerved: Okay. Good to know. Thank you.
Post Burning Maze:
Nico, after Will accidentally elbowed him in the face: Oww.
Will: I’m so sorry, are you okay -?
Ghost Jason, coincidentally dropping by for a visit: Sup guys.
Will, whispering in dread: Oh no it’s happening
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hyacynta · 2 years
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Will and Nico: *cuddling*
Apollo, climbing between them: make room for god
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