Trials of Apollo incorrect quotes
part 3 :)
Apollo: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Arrow of Dodona: Here's some advice
Apollo: I didn't ask for any
Arrow of dodona: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who can talk to me
Will, tending to Apollos wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Apollo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Meg A: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Apollo: Meg, that's a coma.
Meg: Sounds festive.
Reyna, driving Meg and Apollo: So how was your day?
Apollo: We almost got surprise adopted!
Reyna: What?
Meg: We almost got kidnapped.
Reyna: Oh, okay.
Reyna: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Meg: You love me, right, Apollo?
Apollo: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Apollo*
Apollo: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Leo: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Literally everyone at camp halfblood: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. We literally saw you die.
Leo A: Death is a social construct
Apollo: How do I deal with my enemies?
Meg: Kill them
Apollo: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Meg: Kill them only a little?
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Meg don’t know how to shake hands (no one ever taught her how to) so when she does it’s with a death grip that would have broken Apollo’s hand if he was not a god
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Megs so underrated!! Possible ToA spoilers
i feel like Meg doesn’t get the attention she deserves. Like shes such a well written character. Shes just this badass Little girl with the power of plants and a tragic backstory, sassy personality, and former god servant, along with a peach friend. But she also has compassion deep down. Like idk maybe something happens later in the series that i don’t know about (i just finished ToA 3 for the first time) that changes things but I just feel like shes hardly talked about by the fandom. Like my heart melted when in the burning maze when leavings pipers house after Jason’s death when she was trying to comfort Apollo by telling him piper just needed to cool down, and how it was heroic for Apollo being ready to sacrifice himself. Like please people show Meg some more love!!
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how are babies made? Pjo chart
“Uh… so… when a mommy and daddy love eachother very much”:
Annabeth, Will, Ethan
“sex, you idiot”:
Thalia, Meg, Reyna, Nico
“the stork”:
Leo, Percy
the one asking the question:
Hazel, Grover
“Idk” ( actually doesn’t know ):
Frank, Latviana, Rachel
idk ( actually knows ):
Jason, Piper, Luke
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I'm obsessed with Apollo in PJO. He's a girlboss. He's bisexual. He's a loser. He killed his ex boyfriend by screaming at him. He's enslaved by a twelve year old. He's the 4000 year old god. He's stuck in the body of a 16 year old with acne. He passes out every fifty pages. He claims to be the eldest twin. His twin sister helped deliver him. He has a talking prophetic arrow only he can hear. He canonically gave birth to Kayla through godly mpreg. He fucking hates ravens. He sang Sweet Caroline whilst actively dying from a zombie virus. He loves elephants. He's a simp. He got cockblocked by a talking sword. He hates everything. He needs to be protected by a 12 year old whenever a fight breaks out. He's a sopping wet cat. He's blorbo. He's entirely and utterly pathetic. He should NEVER be allowed a gun. We stan <3
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Trials of Apollo, a summary:
Later:
Idk this just feels accurate to me.
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Happy Birthday to our favorite Lester!
Have my super self-indulgent Lester design
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Trials of Apollo au in which everything is the same but Apollo has braces and has to find a new orthodontist every month since he’s always on the move.
And also because Zeus wants him to suffer.
Bonus (America edition):
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