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watched Venom a while ago and i really liked it
send requests maybe? 👉 👈
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Deadpool, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Deadpool: THERE. Now send it.
Peter: Dude, your handwriting is terrible, are you sure you want to-
Deadpool: JUST DO IT!
later
Tony: So what does it say?
Y/N, reading the letter: He says he's going to "lick my...."
Tony:
Y/N:
Tony: Gross-
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headcannons for deadpool dating peter parkers older sibling??
yesss this is such a good idea
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Deadpool X Peter Parker's Older Sibling
Peter would definitely not want you dating or even going near Deadpool
he thinks Wade is too much of a risk and will put you in danger
But no matter how hard Peter tries to convince you he never can
He starts out very cold to Wade but eventually just accepts that this is his new fate
Constantly gets into fights with Wade but the more time you and Wade are together the friendlier the fights become
Deadpool on the other hand thinks annoying Peter is hilarious and continues to do so, but he also tries to make sure not to cross a line
They're never gonna be best friends but if you do enough bonding exercises with them then they at least wont hate each other
Come back soon! 💌
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Hey <3 I LOVE YOUR WRITING!!! I hope I'm doing this right I don't usually send requests 😅 Can I have general relationship headcanons with Thor or Venom? I hope I have things right! Love you have a good day <3
Aww thank you <333 I'll do both :D
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⚡Thor X GN!Reader⚡
♥Dating headcanons ♥
Very sweet and overprotective
Will always stand by your side and hold your hand no matter where you guys are
Kisses on the forehead <3
Thor loves cooking and will almost certainly force you too cook with him
After a hard day he'll walk up behind you and hug you by the waist, burying his face into the crook of your neck
Definitely cuddles you constantly
Thor is wholesome level 100
🖤Venom X GN!Reader 🖤
⯌ Dating headcanons ⯌
Despite being a horrifying monster he's sweet to you (and only you)
If you're talking about just Venom and not Eddie then it probably takes Venom a while to warm up to you
But once he does, he won't let you out of his sight
Constantly following you around and borderline stalking you
You're the only person who can calm him down when he gets upset
Venom won't try to bond with you but he'll definitely try to fight Eddie in order to spend more time with you
Sleeps facing you with his arms wrapped around your body
Venom is scary level 20000
Come back soon! 💌
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Hi hi! I noticed a lot of Deadpool HCs and I’m currently in a Deadpool brainrot. Love him <3. Anyways would it be okay if I request Deadpool finding out his S/O is ticklish? I feel like he’d be soooo annoying about it but also really cute lol. Thank you for your time and keep the good work!
Deadpool brainrot is best brainrot <333
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♥It started out as such an innocent question that eventually took a spiralling turn
♥He DEFINITELY is annoying about it and will tackle you at any chance he has to tickle you
♥Wade does it mostly because he thinks you're cute when you're mad but also he really like your laugh
♥He's a bit hypocritical with tickling though because he can and will punch you if you try to do it to him
♥although he wont complain if you try to punch him too
♥He makes sure not to take it to far and actually upset you
♥Overall he thinks its hilarious that you're ticklish
Come back soon! 💌
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deadpools reaction if his s/o had trouble sleeping?
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💤Deadpool X S/O who has trouble sleeping💤
→Will stay awake with you no matter how tired he is
→Tries all the tricks like hot milk or getting you to count sheep
→If none of that works he'll cuddle you till you fall asleep
→He'll try to get down to the root of your problem
→Whether it be nightmares or just not being able to sleep in general
→If nothing works he just resorts to rambling until you pass out from boredom <3
Come back soon! 💌
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Deadpool's reaction to s/o using a chainsaw to chase enemies.
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❤🪚Deadpool with a chainsaw wielding S/O🪚 ❤
Thinks it's hilarious
with definitely join you and randomly spawn a chainsaw out of nowhere
He's a weirdo so he probably fantasizes about you killing him with it
Wade will buy you many chainsaws just to convince you to continue chasing people around with them
When he isn't joining you he'll probably be on the sidelines with a bucket of popcorn laughing his ass off
When he wants to see you riled up he'll sometimes hide your chainsaw and watch you frantically look for it
Overall, he loves you and all your special little quirks <3 *Including but not limited to chasing enemies with chainsaws*
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What about deadpool x reader where his s/o gets kidnapped and experimented on?
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💉Deadpool X Kidnapped!S/O💉
🡪Will kill anyone and anything to get you back
🡪Wade isn't always the best at picking up signs but he starts to relize something is wrong when you dont pick up the phone and you aren't at your home
🡪Doesn't take him long to put the pieces together
🡪Kidnaps and kills as many people as he has to in order to find you
🡪Once he does he just straight up breaks down
🡪Definitely gives the person who kidnapped you a slow, painful death
🡪No matter what the experiment did to you, whether it gave you some deformity or some sort of power he still loves you
🡪He comes from a place of also knowing what it's like to be experimented on so he makes sure to shower you with love so you know he understands
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Deadpool's reaction to s/o who has anger issues as they tend to get into fights with everyone which could get them hurt or arrested.
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💢Deadpool and an S/O with anger issues 💢
↝He finds it hysterical whenever you get mad
↝which in turn will probably make you angrier but he can't help it
↝you're just so adorable
↝Even since before you started dating Deadpool recognized your anger issues and tried helping in any way he could
↝Mostly saving you from getting the shit beaten out of you
↝Once or twice he's also saved you from going to prison but we don't talk about that
↝He's pretty chill most of the time and doesn't get upset when you get mad at him, the only time he ever gets upset is when you put yourself in danger
↝At least he knows you could never kill him, but the same isn't true for you
↝Overall he loves the crap out of you even if you're an angry little monster
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Deadpool x reader but the reader owns and runs a cafe
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Deadpool X Female!Reader who owns a cafe ☕
❣You will see him there everyday (sometimes even twice a day) in your cafe trying to woo you
❣He'll say very stupid but endearing pick up lines because that's the only way he knows how to get people to fall for him
❣Is constantly trying to get you to be his girlfriend in the most stupidest ways
❣"Oh no don't worry, that's not a wedding ring! That's a friendship ring :D feel free to always wear it and never take it off"
❣Your the reason he started drinking ice coffee because the first time he came in all he could do was stutter and order the first thing that came to mind
❣he was too smitten by you <3
❣Tips very generously
❣I'm talking like, $20 to $30
❣it's a miracle this guy can even afford coffee
Come back soon! 💌
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What if s/o wanted to break up with Deadpool because of something he said that really set them off?
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💔Deadpool with an S/O who wants to break up with him (´;︵;`)
↬Will not show it but he will be absolutely crushed
↬He'll try and repair it of course, but at the end of the day he's horrible at words
↬Wade will fumble around and stutter and will probably act super shocked and hurt at first
↬ If you still choose to leave him he'll be super pissed at first, like, super
↬But he'll come to terms with it eventually
↬Doesn't stop him from still trying to pursue you a few months later to both apologize and try to get back together
↬If you say 'no' he'll probably just break down before running away
↬Almost definitely bombardes your phone with texts before eventually just completely disappearing
that's deadpool for ya
Come back soon! 💌
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Are you ok doing multiple characters in one request?
Yes <3 if you want multiple headcanons for different characters like in this post - Here then you can totally request as many as you'd like ,
but if you want multiple people in one headcanon kinda like this one - Here for one reader my limit is 3 :D
A request with multiple characters might take a bit longer then a singular one tho!
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Hi! Could I maybe get headcannons for deadpool with a really shy and quiet s/o who blushes a lot??
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❣Deadpool with a shy S/O
↱Wade will absolutely tease you endlessly and flirt with you
↱Anytime he has the chance to he will be an annoying nuisance and either talk your ear off or purposely try to fluster you
↱"Do you have a map? Cause i just got lost in your eyes"
↱prepare yourself for the never ending amount of cheesy and disgusting pick up lines from him
↱Deadpools not great at picking up on body language but he'll try and learn to recognize when he's gone to far because he loves you and doesn't want to actually upset you
↱Does try to get you to open up about your interests and actually talk more, but isn't offended if you choose not to at first
↱He thinks your shyness is adorable and will protect you at all costs <3
Come back soon! 💌
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How would Deadpool react if s/o was 4'11 as they're kind of shorter than him?
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❤Deadpool with a 4'11 S/O❤
❤Will tease you playfully about it at first but if you tell him it upsets you he stops
❤Absolutely dies when you have to stand on your toes/jump up to kiss him
❤Consistently picks you up, it makes him happy
❤Nicknames for you include Ankle Biter, Arm Rest, Bite Size, and Sweetheart <3
❤He'll sometimes pretend he cant see you and then suddenly look down and go 'oh! there you are!'
❤Will be that annoying boyfriend who asks you 'Hows the weather down there?'
❤Shows you around to all (as in very few) friends just to show off how amazing you are, no ulterior motives ;)
❤Wade would also be the first one to comfort you if you ever feel insecure or to hype you up since to him you're the most perfect person ever
❤Will also force you to wear all his clothes
Come back soon! 💌
According to marvel comics Wade is like, 6'2 so he's basically looming over you 0_0
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Just wanted to let you know that I love your posts and enjoy reading them. 💕
<333 thank you so much!! I love writing and answering requests and it's really amazing to know that you guys enjoy reading the content i put out there! Lately i've been super busy but i'm hoping to be more frequent with my writing
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hey, can I get a s/o with Deadpool where s/o is clumsy and accidental prone cuz of bad coordination which they struggle with greatly and can be sensitive about it if you be really mean about it: call them useless and stuff. Like they always walk into stuff, drop things and have bruises on their body which they don’t know how they got there, they sometimes joke about it, so they’re not always sensitive. Probably smacked Deadpool with a frying pan over the head by accident one time and then hugged him while apologising even though he probably didn’t feel it and can heal fast?
(got curious about this cuz he can heal fast, has amazing coordination and he also has problems of his own too).
This is such a cute idea <33
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❤ Deadpool with a clumsy, sensitive S/O ❤
🩸He thinks it's adorable and a little concerning
🩸Will probably endlessly be catching you because you keep tripping and almost smashing your head into the ground
🩸Deadpool would definitely never cross the line and call you anything mean, but he will always be the first one to step in if someone else calls you something
🩸If you do hurt him he'll probably be all dramatic and swoony and pretend like he's dying just to get some attention and sympathy
🩸but also recognizes when he goes to far and is quick to apologize <3
🩸Since Wade is so agile and fast he'll usually be able to dodge things like flying fists when he surprises you and frying pans, or sometimes he'll flat out catch it mid air to impress you
🩸Deadpool is a nice boyfriend and all that but you will probably catch him laughing his ass off whenever you walk into a wall, right before he runs over to comfort you
🩸He's not laughing because he thinks you're stupid, he's laughing because of how cute you look all confused and dazed like you didn't realize a whole fucking wall was there
🩸You're his clumsy little lover and he wouldn't change that for the world <3
Come back soon! 💌
Sorry guys! took a bit of a break just to make sure i didn't get burned out <3 but i'm back and ready to answer some requests!
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How would Deadpool react if s/o wanted to meet Black Widow as they are a big fan of them and do you think Natasha would have time to hang out with them?
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Wade is low key jealous
He’ll make it a point to pout and huff whenever you mention Black Widow
Which is pretty often
Will probably be super overdramatic about it but deep down, through the layers of comedic relief and irony, he’s kind of hurt
Like he gets Natasha is cool and all but like, he’s supposed to be your boyfriend right? :( 
Good luck getting him to voice those thoughts though
Finally he decides to just try and approach Natasha about meeting you
Chickens out though and has conflicting thoughts
Tries again and actually convinces her (somehow) to meet up with you (a random stranger) 
It’s not for very long, she’s pretty busy after all but Natasha always tries to make time for her fans <3
Your relationship with her never goes beyond you being a big fan of her
Deadpool ends up super happy with his decision, just seeing the grin on your face (even if it wasn’t directly caused by him) brightens his mood immediately
Come back soon! 💌
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