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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
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You're a better person than I am, bc I was "forced" to give them a happy ending with my angst. And you did it intentionally.
Well, I'm glad that I could have made your day just that little bit brighter!
Also I have absolutely stolen that meme with his lil butt crack and all lol
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pairing: natasha romanoff  x reader
words: ~2,164
warnings: if the title gives you any clue, it’s going to be angst my loves (but a hopeful end??)
requested: came from my itty bitty monkey brain
a/n: one of my favourite singers dropped a music video for their song and i’m still not over it, so i thought why not write a sad fic about it? happy reading! ♡
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moya lyubov - my love
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It all circles back to the painting.
Well, really it started with the decision Natasha made to go visit the art gallery on the first day off she had in weeks. Missions upon missions, keeping her on her feet, busy, occupied- making sure that her mind was constantly distracted from the one thing she was sure she would never forget.
Her feet have long since memorised the steps to the one piece of art she came to visit, the one that started it all, and if luck decided that it would be on her side, there wouldn’t be a crowd of people surrounding it.
The corner of the painting catches her eye, the familiar teal shades of the background making itself known first before the shrouded figures take centre stage in the foreground.
Unluckily for her, the only one standing in front of the painting was the one constantly plaguing her mind.
She falters in her stride, pausing momentarily to look around the room. She knows that her eyes aren’t playing tricks on her, but she refuses to accept the fact that today, of all days, you were here too.
She doesn’t miss the way your back tenses ever so slightly as she approaches your personal space, neither does she miss the way you relax your shoulders when you turn your head to see it just who exactly was standing next to you.
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
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Why have I never read this before?!
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It was hidden from me.
Locked away.
Idk who did it, but *Grabs pitchfork* I'm coming for them.
Got me straight up worried that there wasn't gonna be a chance for them for a second there.
I love soft Nat. You love soft Nat. Your mom loves soft Nat. All the homies love soft Nat.
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masterlist
pairing: natasha romanoff  x reader
words: ~2,164
warnings: if the title gives you any clue, it’s going to be angst my loves (but a hopeful end??)
requested: came from my itty bitty monkey brain
a/n: one of my favourite singers dropped a music video for their song and i’m still not over it, so i thought why not write a sad fic about it? happy reading! ♡
translation:
moya lyubov - my love
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It all circles back to the painting.
Well, really it started with the decision Natasha made to go visit the art gallery on the first day off she had in weeks. Missions upon missions, keeping her on her feet, busy, occupied- making sure that her mind was constantly distracted from the one thing she was sure she would never forget.
Her feet have long since memorised the steps to the one piece of art she came to visit, the one that started it all, and if luck decided that it would be on her side, there wouldn’t be a crowd of people surrounding it.
The corner of the painting catches her eye, the familiar teal shades of the background making itself known first before the shrouded figures take centre stage in the foreground.
Unluckily for her, the only one standing in front of the painting was the one constantly plaguing her mind.
She falters in her stride, pausing momentarily to look around the room. She knows that her eyes aren’t playing tricks on her, but she refuses to accept the fact that today, of all days, you were here too.
She doesn’t miss the way your back tenses ever so slightly as she approaches your personal space, neither does she miss the way you relax your shoulders when you turn your head to see it just who exactly was standing next to you.
Keep reading
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 days ago
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Natasha: It’s kind of chilly today.
Carol: It’s not that cold. You’re just wearing a cropped shirt in the middle of winter.
Natasha: But I’m also wearing a scarf, so they should cancel each other out.
Y/N: ... you’re supposed to be the smart one.
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lesbian-deadpool · 5 days ago
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Natasha: I also pull morons.
Natasha, turning to Y/N: Wanna go out?
Natasha: "I pull guys"
Tony: "I pull girls"
Y/N: "And I pull on the push door because I'm a fucking idiot"
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lesbian-deadpool · 14 days ago
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Just checked our discord chat over 2 years ago, and some were Irina, Olga, Katya, Fenya... Yeah, Tatyana is way more fitting.
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—Tatyana Maximoff, Between the Lines Universe
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lesbian-deadpool · 14 days ago
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I helped you name this bitch, and yeah, this is absolutely how I saw her. Hivemind shit lol
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—Tatyana Maximoff, Between the Lines Universe
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lesbian-deadpool · 15 days ago
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Does anyone have any ideas of what they would like to see for Christmas/The Holidays?
I would like to get something out for the season!
Doesn't even have to be about any holiday as long as it's set in the winter/festive time.
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lesbian-deadpool · 24 days ago
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i'm curious, so put in the tags where you grew up and how you learned the four cardinal directions. i grew up in the south in the usa, and we learned "never eat slimy watermelon."
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lesbian-deadpool · 27 days ago
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I've never watched this TV show.
Know nothing ab it other than its set in high school and theres gay ppl.
All in all, don't really care ab it.
This however, I do.
This is all absolutely correct, but I would just like to add on to the point of that these people are actors. They literally get paid to pretend to be other people. AKA straight ppl can play gay people and vice versa, as long as they show respect to the community I couldn't give a whoop!
That's not to say I don't care about representation to show that queer actors can make it and thrive. Two things can be true.
But you cannot bully someone because to do whatever bc they don't fit the same thing they have portrayed as a character. Especially when they're an eighteen-year-old boy. This is in the same wheelhouse of people thinking actors who continuously play evil/bad guy roles are in fact bad themselves.
People are allowed to play something different to who they really are. Because that's acting. That's not to say that there isn't offense things in acting because there is, just look at blackface for example. But it is up to everyone to use their critical thinking skills (tho those don't seem to exist for many people nowadays) and find what is actually wrong, and not the fact that the actor isn't exactly like the character.
This is exactly why actors want privacy.
And honestly, I don't fuckin' blame them.
Please leave people alone and let them do their jobs and enjoy their personal lives when they've literally done nothing wrong other than not fit in the box you've put them in.
At the end of the day, it's a TV show, and they're characters. It's not that important.
That boy having been forced to do that is.
This is what I was talking about.
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This is exactly why the whole “Queer characters can only be played by queer actors” argument, or the queerbaiting celebrities argument is not only unhelpful, it is actively harmful. You are not entitled to other peoples identity. You are forcing people to come out in order to protect their careers, when they may not have wanted to share that with the world. Real people can not queerbait. Real people can not be bad representations of themselves. Do not conflate how you treat fictional characters with how you are allowed to treat real people. We can not keep having the same conversation. Forcing people to come out or else face social consequences is Bad. Always. Everytime.
In this case, Kit is literally a teenager who has been facing overwhelming amounts of online abuse for not being open about his personal identity.
Im seeing it with other queer media too. With nicholas galitzin and taylor zakhar perez in the red white & royal blue movie, people demanding that they should have been recast with “actual queer actors” despite the fact that we do not know if they are or are not queer. We can never know until they tell us that they are, which they have not.
Im also seeing it with young royals. With the new season coming out later today, the speculation on omar and edvins sexuality and relationship is incredibly harmful and toxic. They are real people, please treat them like people instead of fictional characters you can write rambling, speculating paragraphs about.
I’ll say it one more time.
You are not entitled to other people’s identities.
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lesbian-deadpool · 27 days ago
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My first audio book you guys lmao!!
tell us what you did with sin and ray?
I don't even remember what we did or didn't do!
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lesbian-deadpool · 28 days ago
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Oh yeah that!!
@sinfulwlw didn't you read make an audio of you reading my smut fics? Or was it your own fic and I was there just mega teasing??
tell us what you did with sin and ray?
I don't even remember what we did or didn't do!
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lesbian-deadpool · 28 days ago
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And now we have your wife on our side, you're never safe now. *Queue evil laugh*
Hey red does your wife know about when ray and sin tag teamed you
She- they what? Which one again? I can never be sure when it comes to those two.
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lesbian-deadpool · 28 days ago
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I don’t even remember this, so I think you might be fine... for now...
Hey red does your wife know about when ray and sin tag teamed you
She- they what? Which one again? I can never be sure when it comes to those two.
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lesbian-deadpool · a month ago
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It's great to team up with you hehehe, and yes you can call me Saturn - 🪐
FANTASTIC!
So, Saturn, what's the first course of action? May I suggest something to do with tar and feathers? Full 'Home Alone' vibes.
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lesbian-deadpool · a month ago
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HOCUS POCUS (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega
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lesbian-deadpool · a month ago
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Y/N: Since it’s Halloween season, I’ll give you a treat. Put your hand to your chest. Feel your heartbeat? That’s your ghost chipping away at its cell.
Wanda, with her hand on her chest: Oh my, God. I feel it.
Natasha: I can speed up the process.
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lesbian-deadpool · a month ago
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How dare you make me cry on a Tuesday night??
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