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lesbian-deadpool · 5 days
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I can't tell you how excited I am for this movie.
I've been waiting for this for over a decade now!
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 month
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Yes, I'm a lesbian.
Yes, I voted for The Count.
We exist.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 months
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it broke my heart to read this post is by journalist yousef (ph_youseeff). he’s a cancer patient and he has been trying to evacuate for a very long time now to continue his treatment. his health condition has been deteriorating in light of the lack of hospitals health care.
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PLEASE DONATE TO HIS FUNDRAISER IF YOU CAN
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and please share this around. he’s 60% through his goal. help him reach it.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 months
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 months
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Petition for Canada to stop arming Israel
In case you haven’t seen it yet: here’s a petition for Canada to stop arming Israel. https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Sign/e-4745
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months
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Happy January 3st!
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months
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Steve: HEY!!
Steve: Happy New Year!
Bucky: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Steve: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Y/N: Merry Thanksgiving.
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months
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Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*
Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months
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Yelena: December's so bizarre because you really never know where anyone is at with their "fuck it, turning off my brain until next year" journey.
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months
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Santa’s gonna be a lil late on his delivery's tonight, kiddos!
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I saw Gritty kissing Santa Claus | santa was into it | tbh so was everyone else
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months
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Tony: I'm gonna die alone. And Merry Christmas.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months
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Y/N, with their arm in the air: You know what they say, now we have to kiss under the mistletoe.
Natasha: 
Natasha: Y/N, that's a lettuce leaf.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months
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Yelena: Commenting 'nightmare blunt rotation' on some family's Christmas photos on Facebook.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months
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TIS THE SEASON!!
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DOCTOR WHO (2005—) 4.11 “Turn Left”
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months
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Y/N: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has been dead for 232 slutty, slutty years.
Bruce: Hi, yeah. What the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean?
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months
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Y/N: Christmas song genres: 
Y/N, listing on their fingers: 1. Behold the God of Israel has taken the form of a child to reconcile with fallen mankind in these dark times.
Y/N: 2. It's cold in Europe.
Y/N: 3. It's the 1950s and we got big department stores.
Y/N: 4. It's Gorse, the Goose Who Wished She Was A Horse.
Y/N: 5. This Christmas, I'd like to fuck.
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