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jeremysknoxes · 1 year

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jesper: what do you call a fish with no eye

wylan: astyanax mexicanus

kaz: oomen 😃

jesper: …

jesper: a fsh

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golyadkin · 2 months

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you can trust them, they're super scientists

#the venture bros #comics #pete white #billy quizboy #billy whalen #rusty venture #dean venture #hank venture #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #source: frasier #there was gonna be a fifth but it involved brock and i'm nowhere near brave enough to attempt drawing brock for the first time #also my back is killing me i need to do my physio lmao #here take these #i mostly did this because i wanted to draw the baking soda one ignore the errors and missing shit and whatever it's like 10pm #art tag

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plistommy · 7 days

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Smooth, Eddie. Real smooth.

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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HAL: The optimal way to exist is to turn yourself into a joke and into entertainment and avoid stating sincere emotions as much as possible and then wonder why your soul is withering away from soul-crushing loneliness.

HAL: By the way.

HAL: In case you didn’t know.

#submission #hal no offense bro but i am not doing that <4 #actually i did that so much a few years back i crashed and i had to take my three year blog break . LMAO #was it three years? when did i bounce at first #i dont rember. optimal way to exist is to ball hard and do whatever you want forever #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #hal strider #lil hal

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sahinechan · 1 year

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Epel, concerned: Are you high?

Mc/Yuu, after having no sleep and multiple cups of coffee: am i what?

Epel, repeating: high.

Mc/Yuu: Hello.

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Mc/Yuu: I'm tired.

Ace: Hi tired, I'm ace.

Mc/Yuu:

Ace: im sorry-

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Deuce, inviting Mc/Yuu in their friend group: Hey Mc/Yuu, wanna be part of our circle of friends?

Mc/Yuu: circle of friends?

Ace: Ye, there's Deuce, Epel, Jack (unwillingly), Sebek (unwillingly 2), Grim, Ortho and I.

Mc/Yuu: circle of friends? Shouldn't it be heptagon cause 7 sides—

Adeuce:

#I have returned/j #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twst ace #ace trapolla #twisted wonderland first years #twst mc #twst yuu #do y'all still remember me lmao-#twst epel #epel felmier #sebek zigvolt #jack howl #deuce spade #ortho shroud #twst grim #one of these is my conversation with my classmates-

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ellies-enrichment · 10 months

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just another day of hangin with his daughter & he’s living in the future

#one day a future x joel video will be made actually #but i must leave my future era first lol #the last of us #hbo the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams #hbo tlou #memes #mine #if i ever were to lose queue #incorrect tlou quotes #lmao wait troy's in death stranding isnt he?? i honest to god didnt make it past the baby #i got the baby and my controller started to cry and i deleted the game

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warrenwaskilledbyadeer · 21 days

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Daniel: What if, I poured coffee in my cereal, instead of milk

Jack grabbing the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you didn't

#my brother and i are rewatching the show all the way through for the first time in forever and we forgot about danny's coffee addiction lmao #stargate #stargate sg1 #daniel jackson #dr daniel jackson #jack oneill #jack o'neill #incorrect quotes

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zombyaru · 1 year

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Alejandro: Do you want to hear about something that happened to me?

Rudy: What happened? Tell me

Alejandro: Yesterday I went to buy a box of 12 candies and when I opened it there were only 11, who told you that you could leave?

Rudy: And did you tell the man in the store? HAHAHAH

Alejandro: HAHA, didn't you understand?

Rudy: Maybe he ate it.

Rudy: Because you're missing a candy.

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I think it makes more sense in Spanish, I don't know if I explained it well lol. Sorry.

#call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2 #rodolfo parra #alejandro vargas #alerudy #alerudyworlddomination #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #english is not my first language #Rudy is autistic #Like the author lmao #incorrect quotes

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the-gray-ghosty · 2 years

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Sam, an asexual: the only people who I ever have in my bed are a lesbian and a gay man

Sam:

Sam: Charlie and Cas came over and watched Lord of the Rings last week with me and it was amazing

Sam: we were all laying in my bed and Charlie called us a "fruit roll up"

#queer sam winchester #asexual sam winchester #sam winchester #spn #supernatural #charlie bradbury #castiel #the bunker #fluff #mine #spn crack #supernatural incorrect quotes #the first quote is actually something my friend said the other day lmao

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silvernmoonshipping-is-love · 2 years

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EJ: Aww, Liu, you had a crush on me? EJ: That's embarassing! Liu: We're married. EJ: Still~...

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diningwiththeasquiths · 9 months

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Bill: Smoke?

Holden: Oh, uh I don't smoke when I eat.

Bill: Want to go outside?

Holden: I don't smoke when I don't eat either.

Bill: Do you smoke after sex?

Holden: I don't know, I never looked.

#I'm sorry THIS is my first contribution to this fandom lmao #incorrect mindhunter quotes #incorrect mindhunter #austin powers #bill x holden #mindhunter

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writersmorgue · 2 years

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okay i debated posting this because a bnha account on twitter posted the og in relation to bakugo BUT my AWESOME AS FUCK anon sent it to me before they posted it- i was just slow- so here it is

#this is the first facebook post i’ve been sent lmao #submission #bakugou katsuki #bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #chat fic #mha #incorrect my hero academia quotes #headcanon #twitter #social media #incorrect bnha #group chat #anon soup #sourced #bnha incorrect quotes

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number1villainstan · 1 year

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Setsuno: stop torturing me! Setsuno's social anxiety: stop fucking up in social situations then loser

#lmao at first this had me and my own anxiety as the characters #bnha #mha #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #shie hassaikai incorrect quotes #shie hassaikai #setsuno touya #incorrect quotes #shitpost #yet another case of me projecting onto fictional characters *dabs*

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itsagayhumannn12 · 4 months

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Yes I did get wrong a question about a hyperfixation I had for years but it's okay since everyone makes mistakes. Anyway I'm on my way to jump off a cliff.

#incorrect quotes #quotes #help what is this #i just suddenly thought of this lol #but like #It's kind of something ig #I'm so original💪🏽#lmao #This happened to me today I want to die #it was so embarrassing #The worst part is that I was correct at first #BUT I CHANGED MY ANSWER💀#help

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winterxisxcomingx · 2 years

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Carmen: No one calls Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez a coward!

Juni: No one's got the time.

#spy kids #Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez #lmao #carmen cortez #juni cortez #incorrect quotes #movie #comfort movies #comfort movie #siblings #I loved this movie as a kid #and I still love it #one of my comfort movies #I mean the first and second movie #i miss it

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krisnosura · 5 months

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*Sudem and Yugantar, chilling at night by the pond bank*

Yug: *looking at the moon* The moon looks beautiful today, doesn't it?

Sudem: Awwww I love you too.

Yug: ....What-

Sudem: What-

#NA CUZ WHO KNEW THIS SENTENCE MEANT THEY LOVE YOU #I learnt it the first time and flashbacks came of all the times I've said this to random ass ppl lmao-#sudem boruah #yugantar das #ksa #krisnosura #my ocs #oc stuff #oc #ocs #book oc #oc incorrect quotes #incorrect ocs #incorrect oc quotes #incorrect quotes

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