Deku: okay, I’m the count of three, both of you apologize together! One, two, three!
Uraraka:
Bakugou:
Deku: see, now I’m disappointed in both of you!
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Jeanist: What does your tattoo mean?
Hawks: It means that I had money and that nobody at the hero commission was able to stop me in time.
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.
Iida : .. elaborate?
Izuku: I haven't died yet
Iida: that's not how it works-
Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die
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Villain: We kidnapped your son!
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: Uh, he said he enjoys being kidnapped more than spending time with you? -geez, what did you do?-
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: ...uh, he's kinda emo and blunt?
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: ...uh, he keeps talking about someone named 'Midoriya'?
Endeavor: Oh. That'll be Shoto then.
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Aizawa: Why is there a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots in the fridge
Kaminari: We uh. Only had one big carrot left so I was saving space
Tsuyu: Thats not what you told me
Kaminari:
Tsuyu: Tell him what you told me earlier
Kaminari: ...They need adult supervision...
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think.
bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are-
midoriya: BUT.
bakugo:
midoriya:
midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me.
bakugo:
bakugo: marry me.
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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*The Squad is on a hike*
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here.
Todoroki: And quiet.
Kaminari: Too quiet.
Kirishima: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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Aizawa: It has come to my attention that one of you hell spawn is dating my kid.
1a: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!
Aizawa: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.
Hitoshi: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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At the next sports festival…
Iida: My glasses fell off inside my helmet and I couldn’t see anything! It was terrible. I hope we still did ok.
Meanwhile Shoto, lying on the ground in the distance after being run over by his teammate:
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~
Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...
Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...
Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...
Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~
Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?
Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?
Mr Compress: Y/N!?-
Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-
-Back in your center of operation-
Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?
Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??
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Aizawa: I'm not doing to well.
All Might: What's wrong?
Aizawa: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Midoriya enters the room*
Aizawa: There it is again.
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Endeavor with his in laws:
Hawks: YAY we're all family now
Mirko: Does this mean I get to call you dad at work?
Bakugo: I'LL SURPASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ONE DAY JUST WATCH!!
Shigaraki: BTW if there are illegal stuff bought with your credit card don't ask about it.
Endeavor thinking: This is my punishment, isn't it.
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