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#incorrect bnha quotes
fever-dreamer97 · 2 days
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Present Mic: And next up, Bakugo Katsuki! Standing there with a face only a mother could love!
Mitsuki, yelling from the stands: AND I DON’T!
Bakugo:
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neonscandal · 3 days
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During another team up exercise, Bakugo and Midoriya are having trouble collaborating.
Midoriya, whining while chasing after his reluctant teammate: Kacchaaan. Aizawa-sensei said if we don't work together on this, we're going to fail this assignment! There's no "i" in "team"! Work with me!
Bakugo, still insisting on taking the lead regardless of consequence: But there is in "murder-suicide", does that work for you!?
Yaoyorozu, chiming in from the control room: Uh, sensei, should we stop them? It appears as though Bakugo is about to get carried away again.
Shouta "Graduation Can't Come Soon Enough" Aizawa, taking a long, dramatic sip of coffee over the team comms: I didn't hear anything.
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definetelysaidatua · 2 days
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Deku: just... be yourself!
Bakugou: be myself?! What kind of shit advice is that?! I only have a day to win everyone over! How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?
Kirishima: a week
Mina: one month
Todoroki: a year
Uraraka: I still hate you
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Aizawa: *sets Sero’s homework on his desk*
Sero: Who’s this?
Aizawa, deadpan: Mr. Homework, your new friend
Sero:
Aizawa: Are you high?
Sero: ARE YOU??
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writersmorgue · 2 days
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Hey *shoves half Russian!Katsuki down your throats*
Thanks anon!
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writerswho · 7 hours
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Midoriya: Hug me.
Bakugou: What?
Midoriya: I want a hug.
Bakugou: Why?
Midoriya: Well, because we may never see each other again... and we have never taken the time to... you know... hug.
Bakugou: [huging him]
Midoriya: Now, tell me you love me.
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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abriiya · 2 months
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this probably happens a lot
extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?
1A: *points outside* over there
extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?
1A: *exasperated* flirting
midoriya and bakugou:
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.
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wannabeeze · 2 months
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Bakugou: How long do I have left?
Recovery girl: A month at best, but on the bright side, you’re lucky that you have these moments.
Recovery girl, gesturing to the other bed: Izuku Midoriya here is going to die in three days.
Bakugou, to Izuku: You think you’re better than me?! Think you can beat me?! Watch!
Recovery girl: HE’S FLATLINING
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fever-dreamer97 · 2 days
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Bakugo, eating: Heh, see hag? Deku can actually make me food once in a while.
Mitsuki: Izuku, don’t take that shit. You don’t cook for him until you two get married.
Izuku, takes Bakugo’s plate away and gives it to her: Yes, ma’am.
Bakugo: Oi, give me that back!
Mitsuki, slaps his head: You better earn it then!
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.
Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.
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definetelysaidatua · 3 months
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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mha-quotes-and-such · 9 hours
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Jirou: You should know that I’m judging you
Kaminari: Don’t you always judge me?
Jirou: Yeah but you’ve been worse today so I have to let you know that it hasn’t gone unnoticed
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writersmorgue · 17 hours
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Thanks anon!
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