Deku: okay, I’m the count of three, both of you apologize together! One, two, three!
Uraraka:
Bakugou:
Deku: see, now I’m disappointed in both of you!
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Deku: With all due respect, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Endeavor: that wasn’t respectful, like, at all
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Deku: just... be yourself!
Bakugou: be myself?! What kind of shit advice is that?! I only have a day to win everyone over! How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?
Kirishima: a week
Mina: one month
Todoroki: a year
Uraraka: I still hate you
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*katsuki for literally five seasons*
Bakugou: how many times do I have to apologize?!
Deku: literally one time
Bakugou:
Bakugou: yeah I can’t do it
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Aizawa: you have to take izuku to his baby class
Present Mic: why? He already knows how to be a baby
Aizawa: hizashi, I love you, but I can’t laugh at this again
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Deku: Kacchan remember how we were worried abou Denki’s F-U-T-U-R-E?
Denki: guys you don’t have to worry about my furniture
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Deku: we should play spin the bottle! I’ll go first
Deku: well haha looks like I have to kiss Kacchan
Mina: but you didn’t even spin the bottle—
Bakugou: shut the fuck up Pinky, rules are rules
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Deku’s clone: Shoot him! He’s the fake one!
Uraraka, pointing a gun at him: the REAL Deku would never pass up an opportunity to die!
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Deku: I’m in love with Kacchan
Uraraka, narrating: he said, with a surprised voice, for some reason
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Uraraka: *after being knocked out* what happened? Did I die? *sees Deku next to her* Is this heaven?
Bakugou: *walks in*
Uraraka: oh my god! It’s hell!
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All Might: I ever let anything happen to Young Midoriya, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself
Aizawa: you wouldn’t have to. I would kill you.
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Kirishima: it’s Midoriya’s turn to choose the game
Deku: we’re all gonna sit in a circle and be nice to each other
Bakugou: that’s not a game you fucking idiot
Deku: Kacchan is already losing
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Bakugou: mom, Deku and I need to tell you something. We’re dating.
Mitsuki: you couldn’t find anyone better, sweetie?
Bakugou: don’t say that, I love him!
Mitsuki: I was obviously talking to Izuku
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Mina: okay, who’s hotter, Bakugou—
Deku: Kacchan
Mina: uh I didn’t even say the other options
Deku: you didn’t have to
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Aizawa: you could die
Deku: one can only hope
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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