there will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword...
there will come a poet, whose weapon is her word...
there will come a ruler, whose brow is laid in thorn...
they will tear your city down,
oh-lei-oh-lai, oh lord...
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"Willow, you're dress looks amazing!"
"Thank you! Didn't Hunter do a wonderful job?"
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Hey so what sounds do humans make? Like what do you call speaking? We say cats meow, but a cat would say they are communicating. So what's the descriptive word for humans speaking?
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Minnowpaw: We're like a big happy family! And I'm the Dad! Mousepaw is the Mom-
Mousepaw: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Hollypaw: I know you're going to say I'm the kid, but I'm not! I'll be the Gay Emo Cousin!
Lionpaw: I'll be the Son! The hotshot, who's only dream is...to be a star!
Breezepaw: I feel like I'd be a Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.
Jaypaw: And I'm the Sassy Aunt. Who talks sh*t about everyone.
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she wubdubdubbadubbadubdub on my error till my buffer overflows
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paul muad’dib mouse girl joke
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downloading dark souls sex mods and taking a sip from my estrus flask
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