kiwibirb1
Dangling at the edge of the world
She/Her but any works | Call me Kiwi! | Sasha Waybright's favorite Ao3 author WITH PROOF | AuDHD, girls pretty (*is a girl* *gasp*), questioning aspec, bitch (semi-derogatory) | ao3 and au tag list here | Feel free to tag me I dont mind | Fandoms may include: tLoZ (WW especically), TOH, Amphibia, COTL+ whatever catches my fancy | If I stalked your blog, fear not, tis a good thing (means i like you) (usually specifically your art or au) | pfp by @/marstectomy
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Pleasetell me you got a french accent in there
I did actually it came right after the louisianan and then we all stopped and were like "why am I French now???"
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The Hardest Thing isto show your True Colors at the Reunion
AVDLSVDKDVDKDB ANON YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
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Man (british), this(irish) is(australian) crazy(louisiana).
EXACTLY
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Born to marcy forced to work
It's true 😔
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In one ear: LIFE IS A HIGHWAYYYYY
In the other ear: PHARR PHARR PHNA-NYAR NYAR PHARR PHARR
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Forced to separate from my one true love (amphibia) and go on a hike. Oh well at least I'll get to mess with everyone by doing the most random accents and not being able to hold aby of them longer than two sentences
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I need to cut my hair hhhhh
#like. i dont mind it long#but i want it short. and also my ends are a mess apparently according to my sister so theres that#i would have had no idea otherwise lol
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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
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Hahaha being aspec but still experiencing tertiary attraction is awesome bc I'll be like "ooh they hot" and then pause for a second, think about whether I want to fuck or kiss them, then go back to being normal after I decide "no, they're just hot, still asexual"
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I love if you put any song from any movie or TV show I've watched my first thought is to figure out who each girl would be in an amphibia au of it
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List of the Hell’s (de-)motivational posters:
PLEASE do not LICK THE WALLS
This office has gone 0 11 2 days without anyone saying “The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intensions″
Clean up after youself, your mother doesn’t work here. YOU DON’T HAVE A MOTHER
WE HATE YOU
The Devil Finds WORK FOR IDLE HANDS TO DO - so LOOK BUSY!
TO AVOID INJURY don’t tell me how to do my bloody job!
For More Efficient Service just rip out your own throat with a stapler
GIVE UP NOW
CHEER UP! REMEMBER – The Worst IS yet to come.
You DON’T MATTER
In Case of Fire, Send grateful memo to the Department of Infernal Flame
To illustrate the torture existing in Hell, Neil Gaiman created motivational posters for the walls. ‘I had too much fun with these,’ he says. ‘The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design.’ - Good Omens Companion
One of the oddest things was in Hell. I wrote a number of de-motivational posters for the walls of Hell. And the art department couldn’t get them ugly enough. Eventually, the production designer, the amazing Michael Ralph did possibly the most sensible thing that he could have ever done, which was to ask the youngest art department intern to do them and tell him that we encourage the use of lots of different fonts, and Comic Sans wherever possible. And we got these very badly designed posters, and they were exactly what we wanted. - Neil Gaiman (x)
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List of the Hell’s (de-)motivational posters:
PLEASE do not LICK THE WALLS
This office has gone 0 11 2 days without anyone saying “The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intensions″
Clean up after youself, your mother doesn’t work here. YOU DON’T HAVE A MOTHER
WE HATE YOU
The Devil Finds WORK FOR IDLE HANDS TO DO - so LOOK BUSY!
TO AVOID INJURY don’t tell me how to do my bloody job!
For More Efficient Service just rip out your own throat with a stapler
GIVE UP NOW
CHEER UP! REMEMBER – The Worst IS yet to come.
You DON’T MATTER
In Case of Fire, Send grateful memo to the Department of Infernal Flame
To illustrate the torture existing in Hell, Neil Gaiman created motivational posters for the walls. ‘I had too much fun with these,’ he says. ‘The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design.’ - Good Omens Companion
One of the oddest things was in Hell. I wrote a number of de-motivational posters for the walls of Hell. And the art department couldn’t get them ugly enough. Eventually, the production designer, the amazing Michael Ralph did possibly the most sensible thing that he could have ever done, which was to ask the youngest art department intern to do them and tell him that we encourage the use of lots of different fonts, and Comic Sans wherever possible. And we got these very badly designed posters, and they were exactly what we wanted. - Neil Gaiman (x)
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You know wings would be cool. But I’m also 100% convinced if I were in an alternative universe where everyone had wings I just would not be able to fly. I do not have the coordination for it.
#same honestly#like i might be able to get into the air and then fly but stopping?#landing whats that no i just crash into the ground
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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!
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Matilda....
#mmm. keep making one girl focused aus based upon roald dahl books#anyway. marcy sure does fit the bill huh#GASP#what if i combined all the roald dahl aus into one? just need to find one for sasha now....
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Okay I figured it out just gotta get my sister to do it then copy her
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