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FR AND ONE OF THE BOYZ (THE MOST ANNOYING ONE) EVEN SHIPS THEM TOGETHER AND SAYS THAT THEY'RE MARRIED IT'S SO FUNNY BC NWJSNSKSNIDNDKSN
Bruh we got a gay couple in our class when am I getting a gf🥺🦧🐬🐋🐬🐋🐬🐋
She's fr the most intelligent girl in our class like she catches things so fast plus she's lazy asf I just love her sm pls kill me
Got kissed by a girl
#the character development of this man#plus the green flag energy#I DO THINK THAT GOD'S PLANNING SMN HERE#MAYBE YK HE'S YOUR YK I DON'T WANNA MAKE YOU UNCOMFY BUT MAYBE HE'S YOUR 28 TEAR OLD FUTURE HUSBAND-#does he remind you of kakuchou?#judge men by their relatabelness to kakuchou
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I'm like dead sure that she's not into girls like I just know. Everyone in my class is straight asf. Accept these two guys who literally wrote each other's names with a heart. And everyone was like “awww those guys are so lonely that they are writing each other's names with a heart” well sister they're gay.
But like yeah she has never shown any interest into men. She has never shown any interest into woman. That girl is bored from life and she just chills and I'm here with my heart beating and my legs op- okay maybe not that but like-
Got kissed by a girl
#he what#he did not just hurt you in elementary just to have a crush on you now#i bet it's all the part of his lore fr#“oop i don't want them to find out that I'm gay lemme crush on the hottest girl alive”#JUSTIN BEIBER LMFAO#but like that just shows that you're the prettiest girl in your class like
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She's actually my crush- like my crush on her is so obvious but people here don't even know that girls can like girls so I'm like- OKAYYYY. She's- let's just say my ass just drags her everywhere with me and she refuses to be called best friend by anyone. Yeah I'm very very close to her I would gladly kiss her lips but like-
Got kissed by a girl
#that guy was an asshole#wait what if he's gay tho?#like that fake choke- that just means that he actually wants to kiss guys
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IDRK I THINK IT WAS MORE OF A FRIENDLY KITH SINCE IT WAS ON CHEEK BUT STILL. IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE GOTTEN A KISS ON MY CHEEK FROM SOMEONE THAT'S NOT MY PARENT
Got kissed by a girl
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NO I'M NOT LYING IT WAS NOT MY MOM BUT ONE OF MY CLASSMATES
Got kissed by a girl
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Mfing nanami and sanzu being birthed on the same day
#one is a drug addict and other is a salary man#one's balls are hurt and other one is dead#spoilers oop#jujutsu kaisen#tokyo revengers#nanami kento#sanzu haruchiyo#x reader
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Damn wtf- first of all who taught them this????? Like at eleven I wasn’t even worrying abt guys or etc- I’m like genuinely curious of why their like this??? Plus maybe tell their parents that their sons been bothering ur sis and maybe they’ll slap some sense into them.
Dwwwww I don’t actually beat them up in irl. I ain’t mean Yk. But I do occasionally have to slap them to put them in place. Cus u see I have these two male cousins who always bother either their sis or me. By either slapping biting etc and as the saying goes in my country, the small one never goes after the big one. So ofc self defense is a thing. Then I bring them to their mom and explain what happened and then leave Bcs it ain’t my god damn child
But nah they act rude and mean infront of their parents as well. They can’t even sit still and stay quiet for 5min with their mom- their always in trouble
Nahhh don’t kill my husband I need him to pay the bills 😩😩😩😩 and chore’s and stuff
Idek sister 😕 plus they don't even live in our neighborhood so we don't know who their parents are. Ofc my younger sister is a girlboss so she did beat them up once. It was pretty funny but those children are assholes. They need a fucking bulldozer run over them.
Mf I'm so sorry but why are those mfs so fucking annoying like I would deadass drown those kind of kids. I now want you to beat the shit outta them kids not so playfully
Dw but your husband better treat you right
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HAPPY YUZUHA DAY Y'ALL💗
finally a coloring that actually turned out great
very proud of the hair this time
also I have no idea about how a catholic church looks like so don't come at me––
anyways akskd she's so pretty💓
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NOT UR NEIGHBORHOOD BEING A BREEDING SITE FOR PERVY ELEVEN YEAR OLDS 💀💀💀
Nah but seriously kids suck I high key hate them. Like if ur hungry go fetch food ur self U idiot.
Not to mention this summer I’m gonna be taking care of a bunch brats! Since ofc I’m the eldest and it’s my responsibility if little Eric got kidnapped Bcs he didn’t want to be in the park
Watch my ass be 28 and married with kids 💀
NO BC THEY PISS ME OFF BC THEY BEEN HITTING ON MY LIL SIS AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT EVEN A BIT. THEY'VE BEEN DESTROYING THESE YOUNG GIRLS FRIENDSHIPS LIKE WTF. THOSE MFS REPRESENT MOTHERLESS BEHAVIOR
BWBWKQIWJ I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU DON'T BEAT THEM KIDS UP WHILE TAKING CARE OF THEM BC TRUST ME THEY'RE ANNOYING ASF. LIKE IF They're all quiet and well behaved yk like they're not overly hyper or annoying then it's okay BUT ISTG IF THEY ARE ANNOYING-
Anyways my prayers are with you, read suggestive fanfics as bedtime stories for them kids
The eldest responsibility thingy, it's so stupid like I feel bad for the eldest kid. I remember I was taking care of my younger cousin by feeding her food and her oldest brother taught me that airplane trick to make her eat food and then that mf said that when I would have kids I can feed them like this. I was 9 and he was dead ass 21 or sumn. I still feel awkward about it💀
KILL YOU HUSBAN-
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Me apathetic????never 😌✌️
Ummm no justice to me you mean? The bitch was following me everywhere in my dream.like go to mom u bitch not me. He’s playing the victim card and your just choosing to believe him and not me even tho he was technically harassing me 💔💔😭😢😫
But damn rlly? Imagine choosing between wether being a “whore” or some kind girl. Like wtf that’s high key fucked up they should let girls act and be as they please I don’t see why that would even bother them-
In conclusion justice for darling not some slimy ass spoiled brat who can’t keep he’s mouth shut. He shouldn’t have voiced he’s opinion at all Bcs no one wanted to hear them in the first place
No bestie I didn't mean that- I don't support no child I support darling 🥺🙏🍆🍑
That kid was annoying Ik what it's like having a bitch follow you bc my whole neighborhood is filled with them annoying ass lil kids. Istg I wished Mikey would shoot them in my dream like istg they're the reason why I support abortion. They hit on lil girls and are weird and perverted like you're eleven stfu
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WOW YOU GUESSED HOW I WANTED MY DREAM TO HAPPEN 😍😍😍😍✨ arent u just smart
I don’t remember exactly what that kid did tbh- all I remember is that he was nagging me and following me all around saying something that made me mad then I just beat him up
Tbh idk what was going on but I don’t feel an ounce of pity for Ty at none existing boy in my dreams. I’m usually a ver Ty calm person and for me to beat up someone is very unlikely of me 😌
Bcs I’m SUCH a peaceful,patient,kind, caring girl 👉👈
That kid was annoying asf. Lil bitch istg I've seen kids like him. Spoiled brats mfing idiots I want to drown one in a pool. But some kids are cute to its not a hatred towards children.
APATHETIC APATHETIC APATHETIC
The kind patient girl thingy is so necessary for girls in Southern Asia like a girl should either be kind or she's a whore. Bitch I ain't being kind to a mf. (I say this as I cry whenever someone's mad at me)
THAT KID SUFFERED THO. HE WAS TRYNNA TALK
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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🧍🏻♀️…..
That is one heck of a dream- wtf it’s both very random and scary-
I still want a Bonten dream tho. I’d manifest but I don’t believe in manifesting tho- like idk how it works but it doesn’t sound right that what ur manifesting for comes to u. But good luck. I still want a dream with Bonten wtf lucky much 😩
Ya I had a dream where I was beating up this kid who wouldn’t stop bothering me infront if he’s mom and walked away while she was cussing at me-
Ikr like that scared the shit outta me it felt so real I almost cried.
Them coming and kidnapping you in dream😍😍💕 and then sanzu's ass gulps down a pill and murders you😘☺️
I'm so sorry that was a joke
Manifestation doesn't work tbh. I manifested so many women from jujutsu kaisen to come in my dreams and this happened like tf
NWJSNSKS WHAT DID THE KID DO THAT YOU BEATED THE SHIT OUTTA HIM I FEEL BAD FOR HIM he deserved it tho. Girlboss behavior
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Tr spoilers chapter 259!!
Wakui is trying so hard to make Taiju seem like a revolutionary guy. Like everyone complementing him and everything like there's just something that's so obvious I can't put my finger on it
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