Wednesday: *is being arrested*
Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.
Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-
Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.
Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E
Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.
Enid: And… She looked good doing it.
Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.
Enid: You tell him baby.
Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.
Enid: Yay!
Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.
Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.
Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.
Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.
Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.
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Wednesday: Enid and I have started dating.
Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: ...
Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: WHAAA!
Yoko: Why are you surprised, Enid?!
Enid: Because this is the first time I've heard of it, too!
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Thing: Did you kiss her?
Wednesday: No, the time it was not appropriate, besides, Enid could be something earnest. Our first kiss must be perfect
Thing: Ow, that's so sweet... So you chickened out
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Wednesday, mortified: Thing, I have done it....
Thing: ????
Wednesday, showing her phone: I sent Enid a heart emoji.
Meanwhile:
Enid, running purely on energy drinks while Yoko screeches holding a blood bag: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO LESBIANS!!!!!
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Wednesday Addams x fem who loves pink?🏹🎀
Pink is your color!
Wednesday Addams x fem!reader
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warning: bad writing, English is not my first language. y/n is telepathic.
a/n: sorry about that, I couldn't express what I really wanted. I didn't know what to write, because you didn't specify what you wanted, I just put what came to mind, sorry if that's not what you had in mind.
a/n²: I know this got bad, prices sorry.
@pinkprettyroses
Y/n loves pink, it's her favorite color, not Wednesday's.
Wednesday was leaving her room, which she shared with Enid, when she found Y/n on the other side, prepared to knock on the door.
"hey babe" Y/n was smiling loudly.
"what are you doing here" Wednesday questioned, even though she didn't want to be rude to her girlfriend, she was still intrigued.
"came to see my girlfriend, and show off my new dress I bought, look" she spun. "what do you think?"
Wednesday didn't know what to say, but she thought y/n looked beautiful and that pink is definitely her color, even though y/n went with everything.
Y/n didn't want to invade his girlfriend's privacy, in fact she hated invading people's privacy, that's why she almost never uses her powers, only in special cases.
This is one of the cases, she wanted to know what her girlfriend thought as Wednesday never shared her thoughts or feelings with her. But as soon as she read her thoughts saying how beautiful and beautiful she looked, her smile wanted to get bigger, but surely Wednesday would notice, she didn't want to make her girlfriend uncomfortable, in a bad way. What she also noticed, the small, unnoticeable smile that appeared on Wednesday's face, no one would notice, y/n yes, y/n loved watching Wednesday, it made her notice little details that no one else would notice about her girlfriend.
Wednesday realized she was staring too long, she had to say something, she felt like she needed to. And then she spoke;
"you. look. beautiful." she spoke slowly, but even so she managed an even bigger smile from the girl she loved.
as much as they are different in tastes, they loved each other.
Y/n knew that Wednesday loved her, even though Wednesday doesn't speak.
Y/n blushed and smiled at his girlfriend, they left the hall and went to find the others.
I didn't like it, but that's what I got.
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Enid, discussing whether or not her parents know she’s gay: I mean it’s not like it matters, I’m going to die alone anyway.
Wednesday, without hesitation: You’re right. You’re incredibly annoying.
Enid:
Enid: That was uncalled for.
Wednesday: I apologise. Would it help if I married you?
Enid: You know what? Yes. Yes it would.
Wednesday: Well if I must.
[Later that evening]
Wednesday: And you said I’d have to tell Enid how I felt to convince her to marry me.
Thing: YOU’RE-A-MENACE-TO-SOCIETY.
Wednesday: Why thank you Thing.
Thing: TELL-ENID-YOU-LOVE-HER.
Wednesday: I’d sooner kill us both. Now focus, we have a wedding to plan.
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Enid: What you two doing?
Yoko: Playing chess! I gonna kick Wednesday's scrawny little ass.
Wednesday: I like to see you try.
(Yoko move pawn F3, Wednesday then move pawn E6)
Yoko: Oh, Wednesday not gonna see this coming.
(Yoko move pawn G4. Wednesday, for a brief moment, have a flabbergasted expression before moving Queen H4, checkmate Yoko's king).
Yoko: ... eh?
Enid: Wha?
Divina: How in the world....?
Bianca: My fucking God.
Eugene: I barely have the chance to sit down???
Xavier: ...Well.
Ajax: 🤣
Thing:🖐
Wednesday: You are right, Yoko. I did not see that coming.
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