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laylajeffany · 2 days

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targeted ad ii - microfic

saw these on insta - ya'll might already know they exist sorry i'm old but they are for Wednesday and Enid for sure, so have a tiny scene of Enid convincing her moody lil gf to wear them

“You’ve already managed to convince me to join you in a cabin that doesn’t double as a hideout for family members running from federal agents. On the first full day of this trip, I’ve eaten your sugary version of breakfast, listened to your KPop morning stretch routine playlist, and now you expect me to wear matching clothes? I already wore a snood with you to hunt a monster.”

Enid wiggled her shoulders, holding a tie-dyed canvas tone in her hands with her bottom lip curled out. “Yeah, and you let it get all torn up! Come on, Wednesday – it’s practically a tradition!”

“This is our first time traveling together. The only tradition we’ll have is going to be you waking up breathing each day after the insufferable teenage whimsy you have me entertaining on this so-called vacation.”

“Okay, not so much a tradition, but it’s like, a thing that couples do together! At least all the ones on Instagram do it when they travel!”

Wednesday opened her own suitcase, a vintage piece assembled with fine leather. Whatever low-quality, polyester excuse for ‘fabric’ that Enid had likely ordered from a sweatshop was not going on her body. “Good news, I’m not on Instagram; you don’t have to worry about meeting vapidly set expectations of social media on my behalf.”

“But I got them special for us, so that we could still be coordinating and you could keep your aesthetics up, even though there would be no one here to see it. And I promise, I won’t post it on my stories or anything, I’d just…maybe hope that you’ll let Thing take a Polaroid of us for our cute little collection of pics on the string lights...”

Once Enid was full-blown pouting, Wednesday gave her a glance after taking out her organic, linen, hand-dyed pants that were stitched by the family seamstress and sighed. “What garment-factory-fire-waiting-to-happen clothing have you obtained?”

Enid scoffed as she reached into her bag. “I’d think the idea of a factory fire would be exciting to you.”

“I support exploiting people for their stupidity, not their labor,” Wednesday muttered and crossed her arms as she watched Enid pull out sweatshirts. One as an offensive baby pink and the other was black.

Matching? Hardly.

“These are from a small business I saw on that social-media-app you hate so much -”

“Did you fall for targeted advertising again? Enid, we’ve discussed the need to more strictly adjust your privacy settings so that your personality can’t be packaged and sold to you-”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, breach of data – Russian bots, we’ve been through this. Anyway, this is a cute, women-owned online shop, not from some planet-killing application. I thought that these were particularly appropriate for us, and actually match this exact moment we’re in, right now.”

She turned them around, and Wednesday almost let out a puff of air in amusement, though she managed to conceal it before it could escape.

On the black sweatshirt was a pink heart, with a little spiderweb motif around it and the phrase ‘might bite,’ while the pink one had the same style, but the script read instead, ‘might cry.’

“Fitting,” Wednesday finally decided.

“Let’s see if they fit us!” She cheered, pulling the bright colored pastel top over her head and giggling, approaching Wednesday bravely, tugging the neck hole over her braids.

“Enid, it has pink.”

“Like, three inches of it on top! We’re alone in the woods, no one can see you. And I’ve got Benadryl for bug bites, if you break out in hives from your ‘color allergy.’”

Wednesday let out a long sigh through her nose as Enid actually took her arms one at a time and weaseled them inside the sleeves of the crewneck. She stared straight ahead, unfortunately – the maneuver long had lost the effect of unnerving Enid.

“Eek! You look so cute.” Enid tugged her over to the mirror on the back of the door of the log-built lake house they’d rented for spring break (a place for her to wolf out during that night’s full moon and for Wednesday to have plenty of target practice with a variety of weapons she’d packed). “I mean, intimidating – of course, not cute. Never cute.” She let out a series of bubbly laughs yet again, hooking an arm over Wednesday, who stared at their reflection.

It was a bit chilly that morning – but certainly not cold enough for the jacket she’d packed in case the weather was uncooperative…

“I will wear this for exactly the twenty minutes it will take us to walk to the lake.”

Enid squeaked and kissed her cheek, squeezing their matching sweatshirts together in a hug before pulling back and admiring their attire again, rubbing up and down Wednesday’s back mindlessly as she stared in the mirror. “We look adorable. I mean, deadly. We look very deadly in these.”

“You’re going to be dead if you don’t take your hands off my black and pink sweatshirt,” Wednesday clarified.

“Oh, please. You love it when I touch you,” Enid teased and Wednesday nearly wrinkled her nose at how much that was true. “What, are you going to prove that true and bite me if I don’t stop?”

“You wish,” Wednesday retorted, working very hard on keeping her eyes from rolling all the way back when Thing managed to capture the moment with Enid’s instant camera as she’d hoped. Enid let go and brought her arms up in a victory pose before milling around and gathering entirely too many unnecessary supplies for their morning hike while Wednesday watched her intensely in the mirror. She would admit – she liked the oversized top, and how it fell over her hands and went mid-length down her thighs. Adding her more usual pair of pants to go with it, she laced up her boots and waited as Enid debated between tinted lip balm. “The mosquitoes are going to find you delicious no matter what color your lips are.”

“It has SPF in it! Very necessary,” She said, putting some on herself when she finally picked one, then approached Wednesday, taking her by the back of her head and putting it on her as well. The fountain of positive thinking and insane levels of bravery that was her girlfriend shocked her into allowing it. Even more boldly, she followed it up with a kiss to those tinted lips that Wednesday almost returned. “Now you can leave a cute little lip imprint when you bite me,” She winked.

Tugging her close, Wednesday wrapped her black-clad sleeves around her pink middle, tucking her cheek against the plush fabric. In a move indicating surrender, she muttered, “This sweatshirt is adequately warm.”

“I knew you’d like it,” Enid kissed the top of her head, giving her a long embrace in return.

“I didn’t say that.”

“You don’t have to. And even if you’re just entertaining me,” She pulled back to look her in the eye. “Thank you. Now come on, you getting all affectionate on me might make me cry happy tears if we don’t get moving!”

Black Menagerie update is late because real life is sometimes better than fanfiction | purchase a sweatshirt for you and your moody gf here

#wednesday addams is whipped #wednesday 2022 #fanfic #wenclair #layla's >5k challenge #ghoulbabe #written in a supply closet at work and unbeta'd forgive

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prefer-to-be-vilified · 1 year

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Wednesday: *is being arrested*

Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.

Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-

Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.

Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E

Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.

Enid: And… She looked good doing it.

Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.

Enid: You tell him baby.

Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.

Enid: Yay!

Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.

Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.

Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.

Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.

Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.

#wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #sheriff galpin #thing wednesday #wenclair #enid x wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #ptbv

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blucoded · 1 year

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i hope this reaches its extremely niche target audience

#DO YOU THINK WILLA GETS WAR FLASHBACKS EVERY TIME ENID GETS EVEN SLIGHTLY MAD AT HER…? my gf is mad at me. i hope i die.#THIS IS A REFERENCE TO AN IMESSAGE MEME BTW #my art #wednesday 2022 #wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #lgbtq #lesbian

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yonoodoishere · 1 year

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Tyler sucks so here’re some memes

#wenclair #wenclair fanart #wlw #sapphic #sapphic art #drawing meme #art meme #wednesday addams #wednesday 2022 #enid sinclair #noodoart

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kulai · 3 months

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i said, "do you think you'd kill for me one day?" yes of course i will, my darling

based on this pic on twt lol

#wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday x enid #wednesday fanart #wednesday 2022 #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wenclair fanart #fanart #art #meme redraw #redraw #wlw #kulai #k_ulai

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votel4dybird · 1 year

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credit: @artist-gif-aka-ril

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sqwirrl · 1 year

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Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

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cheesecake-png · 3 months

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sillies :3

#art #my art #aesthetic #digital aritst #ibispaint art #pastel #pink #fanart #art commisions #wednesday fanart #wednesday 2022 #wednesday netflix #netflix wednesday #wednsday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair

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gmarseln · 1 year

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Wednesday: who else here thought Enid was my girlfriend?

Wednesday: Enid, put your hand down.

#wednesday #wednesday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wednesday x enid #incorrect quotes #incorrect wednesday quotes #wednesday incorrect quotes #enid x wednesday #they're gay your honor #wednesday show #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wenclair #wenclair incorrect quotes #enid emma myers #wednesday jenna ortega

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garnetislovegarnetislife · 1 year

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#they!#one of my main asks for season 2 is more of these shots #also one or two of these dont fit TECHNICALLY but im still including them #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #wednesday x enid #wednesday #wednesday 2022 #wednesday netflix #mine #my edits

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prefer-to-be-vilified · 1 year

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Enid: Dude can I borrow your jacket? I’m cold.

Wednesday: *affronted* Your tongue’s been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude.

Enid: Sorry. My mistake.

Enid: *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday’s face* Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *blushing glaring while handing Enid her jacket* …dude is fine.

#wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #enid x wednesday #ptbv

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katherines-howard · 1 year

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enid: wends, come over

wednesday : i can't, i'm burying a body

enid: my mum isn't home

wednesday : i know

#netflix wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #wednesday 2022 #enid sinclair #enid wednesday #enid x wednesday #wednesday x enid #wenclair incorrect quotes #incorrect wenclair #wenclair #fuck enid’s mum honestly

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vaniloqu3nce · 1 year

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I’m sorry but THIS is one of my favorite scenes to hyperfixate on. Why doesn’t anyone talk about this? Wednesday follows Enid without a single word. Did Enid say “come with me” no, her girlfriend is simply on a leash. She follows after Enid immediately as she starts to leave without prompting because they’re GIRLFRIENDS case closed, its all the proof I needed