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#divina wednesday
tabrisofmars · 2 days
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Yoko sits down beside Wednesday on a park bench.
Yoko: Hey, whats up with you? There has not been one clap back or snark all morning.
Wednesday, eyes on Enid and Divina tossing a Frisbee: If you must pry into my personal affairs, Enid asked a question that ... lingers on my mind.
Yoko: OH MY GOD.. did she like.. propose?
Wednesday: No. She asked me 'If we lived on the Moon, would I wolf out at a full Earth or always be wolfed out cause the Moon was under my feetsies?'
In the distance a very human Enid growls as Divina tries to tug the Frisbee out of her mouth.
Yoko's jaw hangs open as she stares into the sky: ... whut?
Wednesday: I have no answer and it becomes like a scar to my pride.
Yoko: Yeah… you two sure are soulmates.
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raven-6383 · 1 day
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gretchen-rng · 3 months
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when i feel stupid, i remember my ideas
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sorcererofsolitude · 2 months
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Enid, with tears in her eyes: Wednesday, I got cut! It hurts so bad!!
Enid reveals a ridiculously miniscule paper cut on her finger; it barely even drew blood.
Wednesday: Mí amor, you must be in agony. Will you require mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Enid, dramatically laying on the ground: Well... if you insist...
Yoko and Divina are sitting nearby, drinking coffee and watching the buffoonery unfolding before them.
Divina, shaking her head: They get weirder every day, it's almost impressive.
Yoko: Yeah, but it means more entertainment for us. Plus, we look sane by comparison.
They clink their mugs together, quietly spectating as Wednesday begs Enid not to go towards the light.
AO3: SorcererOfSolitude
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kulai · 8 months
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wednesday shrugs when enid turns back around, going "what was that all about?"
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prefer-to-be-vilified · 9 months
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Wednesday: I always carry a note that’s says ‘Enid did it’ in my left pocket for when I get murdered.
Yoko: …why?
Wednesday: Because she’s mine and I don’t won’t her to remarry.
Enid: *heart eyes* Is it bad that I kinda love how possessive you are?
Wednesday: Most likely.
Divina: Definitely.
Yoko: You two aren’t even married.
Bianca: I’m sorry ‘when’ you get murdered???
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sexybread-png · 1 year
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teenagers, amirite?
read my gothbee (wednesdayxbianca) fanfic here!
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vaniloqu3nce · 1 year
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The feminine urge to write a one shot where it’s just Wednesday and Yoko trying to figure out why their girls are mad at them together.
Yoko: She is giving me the silent treatment.
Wednesday: She said she’ll be spending time with someone who “cares”, whatever that means.
Yoko: We’re fucked.
Wednesday: Decidedly.
Yoko: We might have to swallow our pride and beg Thing to tell us what he knows
Wednesday: Or we could threaten to snap his fingers one by one.
Yoko: I like the way you think
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panphilosopher · 7 months
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Wednesday: Enid and I have started dating.
Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: ...
Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: WHAAA!
Yoko: Why are you surprised, Enid?!
Enid: Because this is the first time I've heard of it, too!
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fate2716 · 8 months
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*Girls night in Wenclair room*
Divina: you are offered 50,000 dollars but the person/people you hate the most get 100,000 dollars..
Wednesday: no. I have enough money already.
Bianca: I hate no one so yeah.
Yoko: hell no! Imagine if Tayler got their hands in so much money!
Enid: ofc I would! Who would pass up 150,000 dollars!?
*Wednesday, Yoko, Divina and Bianca slowly turn to Enid*
Wednesday: Mon Loup we already talked about this
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tabrisofmars · 7 months
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Divina and Enid hide in some bushes ten feet away from their girlfriends
Divina: Why are we spying on the Goths?
Enid: I wanted you to witness my villain era
Divina: Bestie I'm concerned
Enid: Wens and Yoke been pranking me all week as some 'make Enid piss herself' contest.
Divina: That explains the rubber rat Yoko put in her purse. Good luck charm my ass
Enid: YEAH, so Thing and Wednesday's infinity great aunt is gonna help me get back at them
Divina: Her what now?
Enid points: Ooo I see Thing is ready
Enid stands up with her phone out: Showtime!
Yoko puts down her blood bag: Hey E, ya gotta do better than that to scare us
Wednesday: Yes Mi Loba. Even Pugsley-
Goody pops out of Wednesday's chest: I'LL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER!
Yoko falls on her butt: WTF???
Wednesday: This is mildly amusing.
Goody drifts past the vampire : WITH SATAN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE!
Thing falls down from a tree wearing a little pair of horns.
Wednesday: That is a nice touch but you-
Glitter falls from the tree all over both of the Goth girls
Wednesday looks at her sparkling hands, left eye twitching
Divina wheezes from laughing
Enid: YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D BEACHES
Goody whispers to Thing: Their courting rituals be strange
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*On a table sits a black pumpkin ominously sitting there, filled with candy*
Kent: Oooh, free candy *reaches to grab a piece*
Yoko: Kent, no! *slaps his hand* Don't eat that!
Kent: Ow! Why?
Yoko: I ate a piece earlier and that shit gave me the worst trip of my life *shudders*
Ajax: Mine had a needle in it :(
Yoko: Some psycho probably set it up as a sick and twisted prank
Enid: *narrows her eyes* Yeah, I wonder who did that. Certainly not the person who I specifically told not to do that
Wednesday:
Enid: Explain yourself
Wednesday: My intrusive thoughts won
Divina: Don't they always?
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hadesfucks · 1 year
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Enid: Oh come on everyone wants to kiss girls!
Yoko: exactly
Divina: exactly
Bianca: exactly
Ajax: exactly
Weems: exactly
Morticia: exactly
Wednesday: unfortunately
Everyone else: …….
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sorcererofsolitude · 4 months
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Enid: Okay, Wednesday. Repeat after me. "I will not..."
Wednesday: I will not...
Enid: "...dress up as Santa Claus..."
Wednesday: ...dress up as Santa Claus...
Enid: "...to scare little kids."
Wednesday: ...to scare little kids.
Enid, looking satisfied: Good!
Wednesday: I will dress up as Krampus and terrorize naughty children into better behavior next year.
Enid: NO! WEDNESDAY, BAD!!!
Wednesday, shrugging: Too late. I've already enlisted compatriots to dress up as Icelandic Yule Lads and assist.
Yoko, running up beside them: I'M GONNA BE 'DOORWAY SNIFFER'! DIVINA’S GOING TO BE SHEEP-COTE CLOD!
Enid: How did you get Divina to agree to that??
Yoko, looking proud of herself: Me and Kent teamed up to talk her into it.
Enid, sighing: Of course you did.
Wednesday, grinning darkly: Jericho will finally be rid of juvenile crime. Just you wait.
Enid: Wens, you're not Batman, you're a menace to society.
Yoko: Same thing.
AO3: SorcererOfSolitude
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gretchen-rng · 2 months
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Happy womens day with my favs!
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Enid: You know the friendship is real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for eachother.
Wednesday: …but we are gay for eachother.
Enid: Yeah but they don’t know that.
Bianca: We know that.
Tyler: The closets made of glass bestie.
Ajax: You told me you were in love with her when you broke up with me.
Divina: You went to the Raven together.
Yoko: I’ve caught you two making out enough to spend the rest of my immortal life in therapy.
Eugene: You’re sitting on Wednesday’s lap right now.
Enid:
Enid: You got me there.
Kent: …you two are GAY!?!
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