Tumgik
Text
Tumblr media
Two types of people
357 notes · View notes
Text
*On a table sits a black pumpkin ominously sitting there, filled with candy*
Kent: Oooh, free candy *reaches to grab a piece*
Yoko: Kent, no! *slaps his hand* Don't eat that!
Kent: Ow! Why?
Yoko: I ate a piece earlier and that shit gave me the worst trip of my life *shudders*
Ajax: Mine had a needle in it :(
Yoko: Some psycho probably set it up as a sick and twisted prank
Enid: *narrows her eyes* Yeah, I wonder who did that. Certainly not the person who I specifically told not to do that
Wednesday:
Enid: Explain yourself
Wednesday: My intrusive thoughts won
Divina: Don't they always?
557 notes · View notes
Text
Andre: Jordan, no. Put that down right now
Cate: What are they doing now?
Luke: Trying to eat the forbidden candy
Jordan: Listen, I'm winning this bet, and no one can stop me
Marie: Jordan, don't eat that
Jordan: ...Fine :(
Andre: Correction, one person can stop you
195 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
#getting hot indeed
2K notes · View notes
Text
Divina is playing chess with Wednesday out in the Quad
Yoko runs over and dives under the table
Divina: What did you do now?
Enid, stomping over: She broke my statue of Lisa from BlackPink!
Yoko: It was an accident!
Enid: You're going to be in an accident when I get my hands on you
Divina: E, please don't murder my girlfriend. All the other pretty ones are straight.
Wednesday, casually moving her bishop: That is objectively incorrect.
Enid: Willa, I am mad at her, but don't call Yo Yo ug
Wednesday: No, I was referring to no other pretty women 'on our team' as you fondly say. Teagan in our history class is attractive.
Divina: You're right! And that new girl in my calculus class, Monique, is for sure gay.
Enid: OH oh, and the transfer student from Sweden, Dorothea had a pride pin on her bag.
Wednesday: See? Tanaka is quite replaceable.
Yoko: You guys know I'm still here, right?
Other girls in unison: Yes
Yoko: Just checking
783 notes · View notes
Text
Enid: Bestie, you can't just drink your girlfriend's blood and call it 'girl dinner'.
Yoko: But... she's my pretty lil' Scooby Snack.
Enid: That's not a thing!
Yoko, smirking: Well, if it bothers you that much, there's something else on her I could eat-
Divina, in the next room over: If you finish that sentence, so help me I will move back in with Bianca.
Yoko, sheepishly: Sorry, dear.
Enid: Your mouth has really been getting you into trouble lately.
Yoko, unable to help herself: Heh... it sure has...
Divina and Enid in tandem: YOKO!
AO3: SorcererOfSolitude
336 notes · View notes
Text
Enid: I have a lot of great skills. An excellent gaydar is only one of them.
Yoko: And yet Wednesday has been in love with you for ages and you've never noticed.
Enid: Pfft yeah right.
Yoko: *facepalms*
Wednesday: How many more people do I need to murder for you before you finally take notice of my affections-
Divina: I knew it was you!
176 notes · View notes
Text
Enid: What are you doing?
Wednesday: Offering moral support
Bianca: You have morals?
Wednesday: No, but I support those who do
515 notes · View notes
rainbowwonderlandsblog · 11 months
Text
Wednesday: I have plenty of knowledge in a multitude of subjects
Enid: Oh yeah? I bet I can name something you don't know
Wednesday: And what's that?
Enid: What the top shelf looks like
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Do you want to die an early and gruesome death?
602 notes · View notes
Text
Wednesday: That's it, I'm going to take you out
Enid: Great! It's a date
Wednesday: I meant that as a threat
Enid: See you at 5! Don't be late!
379 notes · View notes
Text
Wednesday: Could you at least try to see things from my perspective for once?
Enid: Fine *bends down*
Wednesday:
Wednesday: I will obliterate you
1K notes · View notes
Text
Bianca: Are you seriously going to go into the woods at night to look for your stalker? That sounds dangerous and stupid
Wednesday: Everything I do is dangerous
Bianca: Well, I don't think you should do that
Wednesday: I don't care what you think
Bianca: Fine, I'm telling Enid
Wednesday: Wait- Let's not be rash now-
715 notes · View notes
Text
Bianca: What's the dumbest thing your girlfriend has ever done?
Divina: Well, Yoko once ate an entire plate of garlic knots because Ajax dared her to
Wednesday: Enid ran into a tree while chasing a squirrel
Enid: Hey, that was one time!
689 notes · View notes
Text
Enid: *sees Xavier being chased by someone with a knife*
Enid: Wow, what a psycho
Yoko: *squints* Isn't that Wednesday?
Enid: What? *looks closer*
Enid: Oh shit, you're right! That's my psycho!
Xavier: Call her off!!
854 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
😴💭,
12K notes · View notes
Text
wednesday is so fucking whipped for enid it’s hilarious. it’s a known fact that wednesday doesn’t listen to anybody. BUT the MOMENT enid tells her to do something, she goes and does it.
enid tells wednesday to go apologize to thing? wednesday instantly walks off and does exactly that.
enid doesn’t like wednesday’s crime board? fine, she’ll move it to eugene’s bee shed.
enid wants wednesday to wear the snood? alright, she’ll wear it to a murder investigation…or a funeral all because she doesn’t want to hurt her sunshine gf’s feelings.
wednesday addams is whipped and the possibility of her ever interacting with another character like she does enid is zero to none.
case closed.
13K notes · View notes
Text
Weems: Wednesday, what did I say about bringing weapons to class? Please remove all of your weapons and leave them on my desk
Wednesday: *sighs and reluctantly puts all of her weapons onto the desk*
Weems: *raises an eyebrow* Is that all?
Wednesday: *sighs again then lifts Enid up and puts her on the desk too*
Weems:
Enid: Um, do I have to sit here all day or..?
3K notes · View notes