#incorrect wednesday addams | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

prefer-to-be-vilified · 1 year

Text

Wednesday: *is being arrested*

Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.

Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-

Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.

Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E

Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.

Enid: And… She looked good doing it.

Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.

Enid: You tell him baby.

Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.

Enid: Yay!

Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.

Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.

Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.

Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.

Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.

#wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #sheriff galpin #thing wednesday #wenclair #enid x wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #ptbv

13K notes · View notes

sqwirrl · 1 year

Text

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

8K notes · View notes

wednesdayaddams4president · 1 year

Text

Wednesday: You named your boat the Black Cat.

Enid: Yes.

Wednesday : So...you like cats?

Enid: Yes?

Wednesday : *intense eye contact while slowly pushing a glass off the table*

#wednesday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday #wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams

8K notes · View notes

caitlynskitten · 9 months

Text

Wednesday: Okay Now we can prepare for Enid’s birthday party.

Bianca: What did you do to distract her?

Wednesday: I told her I was practicing animal shapeshifting in the room.

Bianca: And?

Wednesday: I left a Raven there for her.

Bianca: I don’t know if that’s genius or just genuinely mean.

-in the wenclair room-

Enid on the verge of tears: Wednesday why can’t you turn back? Is it because of me?

The raven caws.

Enid: Is it because I broke one the handle of one of your knives when I was throwing them at Yoko?

The raven stares at the werewolf.

Enid bursts into tears: Wednesday I’m sorry for what I did! But we have to talk this out please!

#wednesday #wenclair #wednesday addams #jenna ortega #enid sinclair #the addams family #incorrect wenclair #incorrect wednesday #emma myers #bianca barclay #joy sunday #incorrect quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday quotes

2K notes · View notes

lorelaiblair · 19 days

Text

Enid: *makes a heart shape with her hands at the addamses*

Gomez: i’ve started doing that to my friends

Wednesday: what?

Gomez: to my comrades and business partners

Pugsley: I watched him call cousin Itt his “bff”

Morticia: and our accountant

Pugsley: he called my principal his “bestie”

Wednesday: what have you done?

Enid: *can’t stop laughing*

Enid: this is the best thing ever!

515 notes · View notes

sorcererofsolitude · 1 month

Text

Enid, sighing blissfully: I love it when Wednesday writes me little love notes.

"I'd slaughter anyone who stands in the way of our affection with a riding lawnmower" is written on Enid's vanity mirror in a suspicious red substance.

Yoko, looking skeptical: Um... that's not a love note. That's a crime scene... and a waste of some perfectly good blood.

Enid, laying in bed and kicking her feet excitedly: I think that means she wants to go out tonight!

Yoko, looking incredulous: Yeah, she probably wants to dig up more dead people for her monthly rituals.

Enid, scoffing: Don't be silly, she already has all the body parts she needs this month!

Yoko: Girl... I love you, but touch grass.

#netflix wednesday #lesbian #wednesday #lgbtq #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #enid x wednesday #incorrect wednesday quotes #jenna ortega #emma myers #the addams family #yoko tanaka #yoko wednesday #incorrect wenclair #incorrect wednesday addams

497 notes · View notes

malcanine · 9 months

Text

Wednesday: Three words, Enid. Say them and I am yours.

Enid, excitedly: Three words

Wednesday:

Wednesday: That fight with the Hyde completely liquified that brain of yours, didn't it?

Enid: :(

#wednesday #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #enid x wednesday #incorrect wenclair #incorrect quotes #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday

1K notes · View notes

theorizingtheo · 10 months

Text

Wednesday : *is throwing stones at Enid and hers balcony window*

Enid : *opening it, looking exasperated and tired*

Enid : You have a phone for a reason, Willa!

*THUD*

Enid : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT OUR WINDOW?!

Enid : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Wednesday : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Enid : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Yoko, on a walkie talkie: This is Yoko, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

Divina : You mean fucking around, right?

Yoko : I know what I said.

Kidnapper : I have your girlfriend.

Enid : What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper : Then who just called me a an incompetent overachieving disgrace to kidnapping and spit in my face?

Enid : Oh my god, you have Wednesday…. That’s my fucking wife fyi, rip to y-

Kidnapper : *incoherent screaming and a chainsaw sound in the distance*

Enid : ….Welp, that’s life :3

Enid : Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Wednesday : ...

Wednesday : Mon cœur please, this is the fifth time you've asked me this, it is 3am, go back to sleep.

Enid : [looking up from her phone] Hey, did you hear about the rumour that we might be gay?

Wednesday : Might be?

Enid : Yeah, they're doubting it! Can you believe that?

#wenclair #enid x wednesday #wednesday x enid #wednesday #enid #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wenclair #incorrect wednesday addams #wednesday netflix #lesbian #sapphic #yoko tanaka #divina #yokovina #wenclair brainrot

2K notes · View notes

tabrisofmars · 5 months

Text

Wednesday squints her eyes: Why must everything burn my retina?

Enid, giggling: You agreed to let me decorate my side for Xmas.

Yoko: Pupper, I think you overdid it again this year.

Enid: I'm not even done yet! Here let me plug in the lights.

Yoko hands a spare pair of sunglasses to Wednesday

Wednesday:

Yoko: Just trust me for once, Stabitha

Wednesday sneers but puts on the shades

Enid's side of the room bursts into light

Wednesday: It is like the Sun personally punches me in the face

Yoko: Yeah I feel like I'm about to catch fire and curse God

Two miles away Sheriff Galpin spits out his coffee

Galpin on the radio: I need backup. I think Nevermore is on fire.

#enid sinclair #wednesday addams #yoko tanaka #wednesday series #wednesday netflix #wenclair #incorrect wednesday addams #sheriff galpin #enid is festive #too festive

757 notes · View notes

caitlynscat · 4 months

Text

Enid: I miss this. I miss going out on dates with you.

Wednesday: Enid, we're investigating three murders this isn't a date.

Enid: We're spending time together aren't we? And bonding? And having fun? This is a date!

Wednesday: Are you having fun?

Enid: I am! Whenever I'm with you I'm always having fun.

Wednesday: *blushes*

Wednesday: I'm having fun too.

#wednesday #wednesday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair #incorrect wednesday #wednesday x enid #incorrect quotes #wednesday series #incorrect wednesday addams #the addams family

611 notes · View notes

prefer-to-be-vilified · 1 year

Text

Enid: Dude can I borrow your jacket? I’m cold.

Wednesday: *affronted* Your tongue’s been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude.

Enid: Sorry. My mistake.

Enid: *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday’s face* Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *blushing glaring while handing Enid her jacket* …dude is fine.

#wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #enid x wednesday #ptbv

10K notes · View notes

that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 1 year

Text

Enid: *sees someone commit a murder in the distance* what a psychopath

Enid: *realizes it's Wednesday*

Enid: wait that's MY psychopath-