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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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Enid: Wednesday, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Wednesday: Well of course I have.
Enid:
Wednesday: Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring.
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Wednesday's Zodiac Sign is Libra!
Investigating post...
Establishing show timeline:
1. Claim: the Year is 2022
Proof: Weems! The first Poe Cup took place in 1897 and the current one is the 125th...thus, 2022.
Now lets narrow that year down to at least a season. I say Fall!
2. Claim: The Show runs from somewhere September-ish to about late-November/Early December.
Supporting clues:
School is already in session in the first episode. Could be anywhere from first school day to several.
Undetermined time later we learn that Nevermore doesn't usually accept students mid-term implying that it's not definitely not between terms or end of school year.
Wednesday tries to escape during the Harvest Festival which is typically a Fall event.
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Weather: everyone is running around in light clothes and leaves are bright green in the first two episodes, going steadily browner and yellower. SNOW in the last episode. Which means that Season 1 definitely ran before the Winter and ended with an early Winter break.
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Number of full moons in show: 3
Episode 1: Why aren't you wolfing out? My guess is that this was the September full moon around mid-month because school was already in session.
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Then we know that no more than a week passed between Episode 4 and 5 because in E4 Wednesday sneaks into the coroners office just before his last day (and Thing sticks bubblegum on the camera) and in E5 Reggie the coroner dies...and the Sheriff claims he saw him last week.
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Episode 6: Wednesday's birthday episode and the Gates Mansion incident.
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My guess is these things all happen in October because we haven't had a full moon episode since the first and the few time flags we do have indicate that only a couple of weeks could have passed since Ep1.
Episode 8: Full bloodmoon. Enid Finally wolfs out.
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Logically since the Gates Mansion full moon wasn't a blood moon an entire month must have passed between Ep6 and 8 making this somewhere around November which matches the weather signals.
3. Claim: Wednesday could only have been born on 13th October 2006.
Now this is just math. We know from Episode 6 that she's turning 16.
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So that means she was born in 2006.
It's standard Addams Family lore that Wednesday was born on Friday the 13th.
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And 2006 only had two Friday the 13ths: January and October.
And since we established that the show runs during the Fall semester...
Wednesday could only have been born in October - which is right on brand for her anyway because it's also the month of Halloween! YAS!
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Ajax: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN?! YOU’VE BEEN HITTING ON ENID, YOU KNOW, MY GIRLFRIEND!
Wednesday: Deep breaths Ajax. If you become anymore tense you’re likely to burst a blood vessel. And though that would be fun for me I cannot say the same for yourself. But to answer your question I was merely testing her loyalty to your relationship. Infidelity is a serious matter. I wanted you to be sure you could trust Enid with your heart.
Ajax, visibly deflating: Oh shit, really? Damn I miss-judged you. You’re alright Addams. I’m sorry I freaked out on you.
Wednesday: I forgive you.
Wednesday: Though you should know that she failed the test. We’ve been regularly making out for several months now.
Ajax:
Ajax: YOU’VE BEEN WHAT!?!
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Completely random weird as shit idea...Enid tries to come up with something they can both have in their respective colour palettes but Wednesday might like more than a snood... and this is what she finds as she randomly browses IG at 11pm.
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Wednesday: You named your boat the Black Cat.
Enid: Yes.
Wednesday : So...you like cats?
Enid: Yes?
Wednesday : *intense eye contact while slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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✋️☠️👊 Under and Over It - Rainbow Edition 🌈
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head scratches post hunting
it’s been a hot minute (a few years) since i’ve made a fandom manipulation photo, or had the inspiration to, so enjoy! - do not repost or remove credit
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Enid: I made tea.
Wednesday : I don’t want tea.
Enid: I didn't make it for you. This is my tea.
Wednesday : Then why are you telling me?
Enid: It is a conversation starter.
Wednesday : That is a lousy conversation starter.
Enid: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Wednesday:
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This is shit we wanna see in maintext, not subtext or the blooper reel!
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Wednesday: If I died would you find a new girlfriend?
Enid: Aw, baby don’t be silly. I’d never let you die.
Wednesday: Death is inevitable. One of us has to die first and with my track record it’s going to be me. Now answer the question. I need to know whether or not I’ll be haunting you for betraying me.
Enid: My love I promise you that if death ever decides to take you from me I will march into Hell myself and drag your dumb reckless ass back out.
Wednesday: How dare you disturb my immortal slumber. I’ve been waiting my entire life for this.
Enid: I don’t care what you want. I’m not living without you.
Wednesday: What if I—
Enid: No, haunting me is not the same.
Wednesday: Fine… wait how do you know I’ll be in hell?
Enid: Wednesday I love you. But be fucking for real right now.
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Goth x sunshine? Who told Netflix my weakness when it comes to ships :‘)
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Yo, Enid! You're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new girlfriend. She eats human flesh. Totally chowed down on that kid she murdered. You better watch your back. Quite the contrary.
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New chapter is up
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“I am not certain how you have achieved it…but you have crawled under my skin, Enid.” Wednesday said. “You’ve made me…feel things. Things I still think are generally loathsome. But they seem more tolerable when I think about them in connection with you.” She looked away again for a moment. “Of course you’d be wise to reject me. I am far from an ideal romantic choice. I will likely ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.”
Enid smiled indulgently at Wednesday’s efforts to downplay her own romantic worth. She may well have been all that, and she may often do as she said, but she couldn’t fool Enid. She had seen what Wednesday’s cast iron will was capable of when she put the effort into it. "I think you’re worth the risk.” Enid whispered softly.
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I smell massive Wednesday vibes here!
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