Enid: *sees someone commit a murder in the distance* what a psychopath
Enid: *realizes it's Wednesday*
Enid: wait that's MY psychopath-
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Enid: "EW"?!
Enid: Stop trying to ruin our arts and crafts date!
Wednesday: …
Wednesday: Enid. Those are our initials.
Enid: …oh.
Wednesday: Don’t act like it’s not your fault. You’re named like a grandmother.
Enid: SaYS THE ONE NAMED AFTER HUMP DAY?!
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At this point, I think she should just flip a coin and go with it.
Wednesday is, of course, equally enamored with either outcome.
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Some random headcannons:
Enid has a weighted blanket and she let Wednesday borrow it and now Wednesday will never give it back.
Enid: Weds? Can I have my blanket back please?
Wednesday: When I get my own.
(Enid just giving up)
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Wednesday: I need your help committing arson.
Enid: What the hell?!?
Wednesday: My bad
Wednesday, whispering: I need your help committing arson.
Enid, whispering: Of course, what do you need?
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Wednesday: Evaporate tall person!
Enid: She called me tall ^^
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Wednesday: We would like to purchase this dress.
Cashier: *stares, pale in the face* W-We…?!
Wednesday: Yes. We. She wants to wear dresses.
Enid: Woof. Bork. Bork. Woof.
Wednesday: And as you can see, she is ten feet tall at the moment, and tore her favorite one for the full moon tonight.
Enid: Woof. :(
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Wednesday: Enid. Here is a graph to show how much space I have in our bed.
(Wednesday pulls out the graph)
Wednesday: As you can see Cara Mia you take up 35% of the bed which is 1.8% less than the average werewolf. Next we have the stuffed animals which take up 50% of the bed. Then we have me. That leaves 15% of the bed for me. This is not enough space. With lack of space it can lead to aches and pains and not the good kind.
Enid: I mean it would have been easier to tell me then spend a day on this but I'll take some plushies off.
Wednesday: Thank you Cara Mia.
They both kiss
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