Brian: *Creates an entire series of books*

Me: The first chapter!!!

Me: Okay, Brain. Think about what happens next in this chapter.

Brain: *Skips three chapters ahead*

Me: No, no. This one, this chapter, the one we are writing right now.

Brain:.......*47 scenes forward*

Me: NO

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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

Will : Just calm down, it could've been worse, right?

Nico : No, it couldn't have. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO OPTIMISTIC?! The world. isn't all sunshine and rainbows, Will!

Will : You want me to be negative?

Will : Fine! I'm sick and tired of you yelling at me all the time! I just want to help you! I just want you to be happy and safe but whenever you get upset you just direct it all at me! UGH.

Nico : *stares wide eyed at Hufflepuff*

Will : *gasps* I'm sorry, that was so mean

Nico : *continues to stare*

Nico : Are you kidding? That was AWESOME!!!!

Percy : *sarcastically* Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

Will : Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and....ummm

Percy : No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, you have my approval to date Nico.

Will : ......Shazam???

Percy : You definitely have my approval.

Thanks for the compliment, it's not ai thank you. I respect your opinion but just want to set the record straight.

Will : *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Nico : It'll help clean up a murder.

Reyna : You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Piper : What is wrong with the both of you?

Piper : *kisses Reyna*

Reyna : What is this?

Piper : Affection.

Reyna : Disgusting.

Reyna :

Reyna : Do it again.

What if hunger games exists in the pjo universe as both the books and movies and Reyna read the whole series and read Mockingjay over and over because of how Peeta manages to remember Katniss and the got their happy ending whereas Jason never fully remembered her so she reads it as "if he remembered me maybe we could have been like this".

tried to re-read HOO series again and I’m hit in the face at how awful and forced all the new ships are. I feel like if Rick wanted us to get invested in the characters as individuals, we could have had more focus on their journeys without cluttering them down with rapid and poorly thought out romance.

the reason percabeth remains so appreciated to this day is that despite a few OOC scenes or frustrations readers may have, we can all read how Percy and Annabeth are a partnership who love, tease, and respect each other-their values and flaws mesh well to each of their benefit, set steadily against a tumultuous time and their own growing pains. below are the major complaints I have with the other ships and how quite possibly none of them should have been made canon. Not to mention a majority of the series takes place over like 3-4 weeks. (SON-BOO)

Jason x Piper: foundation is built on a lie so Jason feels an immediate obligation to Piper (and we know how seriously he treats his duties) and Piper feels shackled to a guy-due to some kind of time invested/sunk cost fallacy and his good looks-that doesn’t love her the way she wants or needs; if Rick wanted this to happen, they could’ve created a stronger bond as Jason and Piper over the books, not maybeboyfriend!Jason and maybegirlfriend!Piper. Idk, any romance with them felt super forced.

Frank x Hazel: oh my god NO, they are babies, infants in fact! two incredibly young and isolated loner/rejected feeling children who hung out together for some sense of companionship and comfort should not automatically be paired off just because they are both kind, available, attractive, and with deep seated sense of shame in their own being. No. I would have accepted hints towards a future romance maybe once they developed a bit more, acknowledged and made progress on themselves etc. Side note: screw you for the Leo x Hazel x Frank juvénile love triangle. I had to skim/skip those parts.

Leo x Calypso: well, aside from the fact that this just plays into Leo’s issues about needing a girlfriend as a symbol of success and recognition of his own worth…I never got the sense that either of them even LIKED each other. Calypso is always annoyed with Leo and berates him and Leo thinks she’s pretty. She wants an escape that Zeus didn’t give her (ignoring Percy’s requirement) and Leo wants to not be seen as a 7th wheel. But okay, for argument’s sake, let’s say they “love each other”. How do we know that she loves him of her own accord and not just because of the curse that forces her to love whoever lands on her shore? How do we know that Leo isn’t just riding the high of a beautiful woman “wanting him” and calling it love? I mean, a generous estimate says they knew each other like a week/month…and they weren’t chatting and braiding each others hair during that period.

Tyson x Ella: but why though??? There is literally no narrative need to put a romance here. Nothing changes in their dynamic if they were just friends and if we were calling Tyson a BABY in TLO, then I don’t think he’s grown up enough since for a relationship. Stupid and forced.

***Nico and Reyna are both going through no-good, very bad years and should not have to worry about unrequited love on top of it.

Reyna, walking into their house : Hello, people who do not live here.

Percy : Hey!

Piper : Hey Rey!

Leo : Howzit!

Calypso : Hello

Jason : Hey!

Nico : ....

Will : Howdy!

Annabeth : I told them it's a bad idea.

Hazel : Reyna!

Frank : Hi?

Reyna : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Nico : We were out of Doritos.

Reyna : I made tea.

Piper : I don't want tea.

Reyna : I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Piper : Then why did you tell me?

Reyna : It's a conversation starter.

Piper : It's a horrible conversation starter.

Reyna : Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Reyna : I have a bad feelings about this.

Percy : What do you mean?

Reyna : don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Percy : No?

Reyna : ........

Reyna : That actually explains so much.

12 year old Annabeth : I searched everywhere.

Percy : What?

Annabeth : I looked through hundreds of files. Searched through my text messages. I even searched my wardrobe.

Annabeth : But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.

Percy :

Jason : That's not what I meant....

Jason : What would you do if someone hurt Calypso badly ?

Reyna : I would make them wish they were never born, torture them to no end then kill them painfu...

Jason : Wow hey, remember Rey, think as a praetor, of the example you must be.

Reyna : ...And after all that I would report them missing.

Bianca’s real reason for why she joined the Hunters was her massive crush on Zoe.

Headcanon by @supermarketcrayons