Aizawa: Let me see what you have
Vigilante Izuku: A KNIFE! :D
Aizawa: NO!
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Kurogiri: If you kill a killer, the number of killers will stay the same
Himiko: Kill two
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Hizashi, shining a flashlight under the bed: Shouta, are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?
Aizawa: *angry hissing noises*
Hizashi: Understandable, have a nice day
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All for One: I’m here to kill you
Izuku: Hold on, let me ask All Might
All for One: That’s not how it works!
Izuku: He said no, and he’s coming over
--
Kaminari: *sneezes*
Nedzu, from the vents: Bless you!
Kaminari: God?
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Vigilante Izuku: It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!
Vigilante Shinsou: We’re literally being chased by the Eraserhead right now! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!
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Shigaraki: I invited both of you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Vigilantes Izuku and Shinsou, nodding: Knife Monopoly
Shigaraki:
Shigaraki: I was actually going to hunt both of you for sport but now I’m in interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is
--
Aizawa: This is our son, Hitoshi
Hizashi: Yes, I’m aware
Aizawa: This is my other son you never met, Izuku
Hizashi:
Aizawa: And this is my lovely unicorn daugther, Eri
Hizashi: You can’t just adopt kids like stray cats!
Aizawa: Watch. Me.
--
Aizawa: Hizashi and I are having a baby
Shinsou: That’s gre-
Aizawa: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you. Sign here
--
Aizawa: I hope you three have an explanation for this
Todoroki: Actually...
Izuku: We have three!
Bakugou: Pick your favorite
--
Sero, setting down a card: Ace of Spades!
Kirishima, pulling out an Uno card: +4!
Kaminari, pullling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you!
Bakugou, trembling: What are we playing?!
--
Uraraka: I think we are missing something
Izuku: Teamwork?
Iida: Cohesion?
Todoroki: A general sense of what we’re doing?
--
Izuku: *Gently taps table*
Bakugou: *Taps back*
Uraraka: What are they doing?
Tsu and Tokoyami: Morse code
Izuku: * Agressively taps table*
Bakugou: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK--
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Izuku to Shinsou after he moved to class 1-A: I made you a friendship bracelet
Shinsou: I’m not really a jewellery person
Izuku: Oh, it’s okay. You don’t have to wear it if you don’t wan--
Shinsou: No, I’m wearing it forever. Back off
incorrect quotes because why not (part 7)
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TDDK Different First Meeting AU
Where, during a fight to apprehend a villain, Prohero Shouto gets thrown into a building. He lies there, dazed. He's vaguely aware that he might have a concussion, but he can't seem to have the energy to get up.
(He later finds out that the villain had been absorbing his energy to fuel his strength quirk during the fight).
Shouto would've probably been stuck there longer, if not for the stranger that followed him into the building, hoisted him easily into his arms, and bolted to a safer part of the area.
Shouto is far too out of it to protest but he's pretty sure the stranger talks to him at some point. It sounds like an assurance? All his muddled brain can think of at that point is that the guy is a bit of an idiot running into a villain fight like this even if he is saving him.
But also, a part of him can't help but be a little impressed at how gutsy the guy is. When he finally puts him down, Shouto barely has enough time to clear his vision and take a look at his reckless savior, when the guy is already calling for a paramedic to check on him.
All Shouto could remember was vibrant green and a warm reassuring smile.
During clean up, reporters start interviewing the heroes on the scene. Momo, who had arrived during the fight just as Shouto was thrown into the building, is fussing over him just as a journalist approaches them.
Momo tells him that Iida is insisting that he take the rest of the day to recover and rest, and that Uraraka is threatening to float him if he tries to continue his patrol.
But Shouto, who is still a bit out of it and still thinking of his rescue earlier, just bluntly goes, "No, I'm going to find that reckless idiot who saved me and ask him out on a date."
Bonus if someone catches this on camera and that video goes VIRAL. And everyone is just looking for "Hero Shouto's Savior".
1A's chat is in CHAOS.
The Todoroki sibling chat is also in CHAOS.
(Even better if Izuku is actually either an underground hero or a vigilante and is TRYING to keep a low profile and is panicking because omg PROHERO SHOUTO wants to ask him on a date?!?!?But also ohgodohgod he can't deal with all this attention how is he gonna do his work when there's that constant worry of possibly being recognized what is he gonna do now ohgod HITOSHI PLEASE I AM HAVING A CRISIS STOP LAUGHING!!)
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Aizawa: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?
Midoriya: *mumbles*
Aizawa: What was that?
Shinsou: *sighs* You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies
--
Izuku: *does something reckless*
Iida: Midoriya, how could you do this? You are so reckelss!
Also Iida: *goes after Stain to murder him*
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Kid Izuku: So I have this nice rock
Kid Izuku: Kacchan gave it to me
Kid Bakugou: I threw it at you
Kid Izuku: Kacchan is so cool
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Vigilante/Villain Izuku, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem here, officer?
Tsukauchi: Get out of my car
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Shigaraki: Time for plan G
Mr. Compress: Don't you mean plan B?
Shigaraki: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties
Himiko: What about plan D?
Shigaraki: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
Twice: What about plan E?
Shigaraki: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E
Dabi: I like plan E
--
Sero: Why are you smiling?
Bakugou: What? Can't I just be happy?
Kirishima: Midoriya tripped and fell down the stairs
--
Vigilante Izuku: Physically I'm here but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere, slowly bleeding out from several stabbing wounds
Vigilante Shinsou: Mood
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Bakugou, angrily: ARE YOU-
Todoroki: fucking
Bakugou: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Todoroki: fucking
Bakugou: IDIOT
Uraraka: ... what was that?
Todoroki: Aizawa-sensei banned Bakugou from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out
--
Hizashi: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS?!
Nemuri: Like, everything is the same as kids' playgrounds but bigger! Why don't we have those?!
Aizawa: Theme parks. Just theme parks
Hizashi: but you have to PAY for theme parks!
Aizawa: That's the adult part
--
Young Aizawa: I want to be a caterpillar
Young Oboro: Elaborate
Young Aizawa: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful
Young Hizashi: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?
Young Aizawa: That's another highlight-
Young Oboro & Hizashi: Shouta, NO--
--
Hizashi: Truth or Dare?
Shinsou: Truth
Hizashi: How many hours have you slept this week?
Shinsou: Dare
Aizawa: Go to sleep
Shinsou: I don't like this game
--
Izuku, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure
Aizawa, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child
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Jirou: You remind me of the ocean
Shinsou: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Jirou: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people
--
Dabi: Here's a funny idea: We hang a mistletoe, bit instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.
Kurogiri: We are not doing this
Himiko, nodding: Mistlefoe
Magne: Don't encourage her!
--
Vigilante Izuku: *breaks a window while Shinsou is sleeping*
Vigilante Izuku: Hey Toshi, I-- Stop screaming, It's me-- I need help
--
Bakugou: Did you guys buy the eggs I asked?
Mina: Even better!
Bakugou: ...what did you do?
Kaminari, holding a chicken: Here!
Mina: Her name is Kyle!
--
Immortal Izuku: Fuck, I wanna die!
Aizawa: Language
Immortal Izuku: Hickity heck, I crave death
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Yagi: Aizawa-san, call the kids. They're not listening to me
Aizawa: I'm not their dad
Yagi: Just do it
Aizawa, to Class 1-A: *sigh* Okay everyone! Line up, we're going back to the dorms!
Class 1-A: *immediately following like ducklings*
Yagi:
Aizawa: NO! listen, LISTEN, I'm not their--
--
Aizawa: Hello, people who don't live here
Hizashi: Heya!
Nemuri: Hi!
Tensei: Hello!
Aizawa: I gave you the key for emergencies
Hizashi: We were out of food
--
Vigilante Izuku, talking to Shinsou: If I run and jump at Eraser, he will definitely catch me
Vigilante Izuku: *runs at Aizawa*
Aizawa: KID, NO, I'M HOLDING COFFEE--
Aizawa: *drops coffee to catch Izuku*
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Shinsou: *recording videos with Class 1-A* I have no intentions of being friends
Shinsou: *playing videogames with everyone* You're all stepping stones to my success
Shinsou: *baking a cake for Kaminari's birthday* Friends are a distraction
Shinsou: *in a group hug* Disgusting
--
Vigilantes Izuku and Shinsou: *watching the neighborhood kids play*
Vigilante Shinsou: Look at them. They're having so much fun. They're so happy
Vigilante Izuku: Yeah
Vigilante Izuku: How long do you think it'll be until they lose their will to live?
Vigilante Shinsou: I don't remember ever having one
Vigilante Izuku: Yeah, those kids are doomed
incorrect quotes because why not? (part 6)
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