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#boku no hero academia incorrect quotes
nagitosstolenhand · 1 month
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dogwaterdish · 1 year
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All Might: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Midoriya: It was me...
All Might: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.
Iida : .. elaborate?
Izuku: I haven't died yet
Iida: that's not how it works-
Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die
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kittycatxoxo1 · 1 year
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shoto: this is my theory about midoriya being all mights secret love child.
dabi tied to a chair: j-just let me go-
shoto: IM NOT FINISHED!!
dabi:
shoto:
shoto: and this theory is about eraserheads secret love child-
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akurui-shizen7 · 1 year
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Hawks: Please? For me?
[Name]: Don’t do that.
Hawks: Do what, [Name]?
[Name]: You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-
Hawks: Please, for me?
[Name]: ...Whatever you manipulative chicken, fuck off.
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uryeeek · 2 years
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Bakugou: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Bakugou: What an idiot.
Bakugou: *realizes it's Deku*
Bakugou: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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hellolonelytorment · 1 year
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Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Uraraka, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Midoriya: Gray.
Uraraka, turning to Todoroki: Now tell him what color you think it is.
Todoroki: Dark white.
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Midoriya: Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-bestfriend, Rody
Rody: You have got to stop introducing me like that
Rody: I'm his boyfriend
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xovera-toz · 1 year
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Izuku: Kacchan! I think you're really cool, and you're my hero, and I wish to be as strong as you, and you inspire me every day...
Katsuki: Just say 'I love you' dumbass.
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Horikoshi (creater of the MHA manga) to a team of artists(or something): So we all like loli, right?
Them, nervously: ...I guess?
Horikoshi: And we all like big boobs, right?
Them, confused where this is going: ...Yeah?
Horikoshi: So I was thinking...
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dogwaterdish · 1 year
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Aizawa: I was teaching today and I was petting my cat, and my husband came in and told me to show everyone the cat. Over half the students reached down and picked up their cats, and held them up the the screen. Suddenly all the squares were cats and everything was perfect.
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Denki [for the millionth time]: Please, just PLEASE can I have the code to the teacher’s wifi?
Aizawa: *exasperated* No! For the millionth time, I'm never gonna give you-
Mina: *popping up beside them* Up!
Bakugo: *from down the hall* Never gonna
Jiro: *through a speaker left in the common room* Let you down
Kirishima: *leaning out from behind the curtains* Never gonna
Toru: *peeking out of a vent* Run around
Sero: *hanging from the ceiling* And
Denki: *smug* Desert you
Aizawa: *slamming his head onto table* Just take the goddamn code.
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kittycatxoxo1 · 1 year
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*shoto, natsuo and fuyumi are kidnapped by the lov*
the lov: ....
todoroki sibs: .....
shoto: so... any of you know how to beatbox?
lov collectively: no?
shoto: sighs... fucking losers
natsuo: are you fucking Serious shoto?!
fuyumi: oh my god!
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akurui-shizen7 · 1 year
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Hawks: I don’t do relationships.
[Name]: *exists*
Hawks: Shit.
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uryeeek · 1 year
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Bakugou: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Deku: What? No good morning?
Bakugou: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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