Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
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JJK boys when you tell them “I will give you titty pic if you help me”
Featuring : Gojo,Geto,Yuji,Megumi,inumaki and Yuuta
Warnings : mention of titty (ofc)🤓 and mention of thighs and ass🤑🤑
Gojo
Geto
Yuji
Megumi
Inumaki
Yuuta
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just found the best chat fic i’ve ever read in my life. made me laugh out loud, had super accurate and in depth characterisation, and had the ships i wanted including a pretty rare pair.
it has 8 chapters and hasn’t been updated since 2021 🫥
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Soap created a Group chat
Soap changed the profile picture
Soap changed the name to “1-whore-1 💅”
Ghost left the chat
Soap added Ghost to the chat
Price: Shouldn't you all be working?
Soap: Who says we aren't working?
Price: You think chatting like this during work hours is considered "working"?!
Soap: You're chatting too
Price: It's different!
Soap: Lmao yeah sure
Soap: Hey, hey Ghost!
Ghost ✓✓
Soap: DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ I SEE YOU'RE ONLINE
Ghost has removed you from his "Friends" list and blocked you
You're no longer able to see the user "Ghost" online status
Ghost has left the chat
Soap: WHAT THE FUCK
Price: Soap, watch with the language!
Soap: But but but but he blocked me
Gaz: Maybe that's for a good reason?
Soap: You're all so mean imma go cry
Roach: Bro, seriously?!
Soap: Shut up you insect 😭
Roach: Insect? Okay and you're literally the most basic dude here.
Soap: Wow. Is national bully Soap day today?
Gaz: Yeah, you didn't get the memo?
Soap: 😭🖕
Soap is offline
Price: Okay, I guess we shouldn't have gone too far...
Roach: Too late now...
Gaz: Soap will forgive us.
Roach: You sure?
Gaz: He'll be back in 3...
Gaz: 2
Gaz: 1
Soap is online
Soap: Okay can someone please tell Ghost to unblock me before I have to go physically meet him
Price: Soap, just leave Ghost alone he clearly wants some time alone.
Soap: But it's super mega important!!
Price: What is so important that you need Ghost's attention??
Soap: That's a secret 👉👈
Price: Soap...
Price: You're not still pining over him are you...?
Soap: WHAT THE- Where the hell did you learn that word captain??
Price: ...I have my sources.
Soap: I- Okay I don't even wanna know but NO I AM NOT
Price: I was joking, Soap. You clearly are obsessed with him, I thought it was obvious.
Soap: 🖕
Price: Don't you be giving me the finger, Soap, I can dock your pay for that.
Soap: Abuse of power!!! I'm telling on you to Laswell!!
Price: I'll dock your pay and your vacation days, don't challenge me.
Soap: 😭
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'four brothers, one crush, and absolutely zero brain cells to be found' by Ms_Trickster
Author: @ms-trickster
Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart
Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that.
Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you.
Dick: I-
Dick: Try again
Jason: baby bat has a point
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After 7 years as pro heroes, pro hero partners Deku and Dynamight finally break the number 1 spot on the Hero Billboard Chart.
Deku accepting the award in absolute disbelief starts openly weeping. Dynamight, thanks to many years of intensive media training, takes over: I always knew I'd make it here. I'm just surprised this nerd kept up for so long. *playful shove before becoming surprisingly pensive and earnest* I guess I'm supposed to say.. that I'm honored to be here standing next to *looks over to see Deku's blubbering intensifying* my childhood friend...
Deku, moved and whining as rivers flow freely from his eyes, goes in for an enthusiastic hug: KACCHANNNNN, we made i-
Dynamight grimacing as he dodges the hug, shooing Deku away with his hand: OKAY. Not that honored... *rolls his eyes* Thanks for the award, extras. It's about damn time.
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In celebration of my new writing sideblog, I decided to share a snippet of the expanded version of my first prompt fill. Original can be found here. Brief synopsis: Tim and Danny became online friends when they were both neglected and lonely ten/eleven-year-olds. Before Robin and before Phantom. They have been fully open with each other since they first met and that doesn't change, even after it probably should. (This segment is a chat fic.)
Prompt from @gremlin-bot
IKnowYourSecrets = Tim's username
-xXPolarisXx- = Danny's username
Typos in chat are intentional.
Edit: I don't know why the color text is being weird. Each time I get everything to work, new random letters are black.
Edit 2: formatting finally fixed. That took way too long.
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Danny had been playing mindlessly when he got a message from Secrets.
IKnowYourSecrets: Thank god your on
That was odd. Secrets was always laid back and chill.
-xXPolarisXx-: Secrets? Whats up
IKnowYourSecrets: something big has happened
IKnowYourSecrets: like top secret big
IKnowYourSecrets: and I need advice
IKnowYourSecrets: ive set up a private chat
IKnowYourSecrets: one that cant be hacked so easily
-xXPolarisXx-: dude youre freaking me out
-xXPolarisXx-: whats going on?
IKnowYourSecrets: :sends link:
IKnowYourSecrets: not here. Ill explain
Danny clicked the link and put in his username when prompted. He had never even seen this chat room server before. Not that he spent a lot of time on chat rooms. He preferred in-game chats.
-xXPolarisXx-: ok dude spill
-xXPolarisXx-: wth is going on
IKnowYourSecrets: I know who Batman is
“What!” Danny couldn’t hold back the shout. He started typing a reply, deleted, started typing again.
“Danny?” asked Jazz from the kitchen table where she was doing her homework. “Everything ok?”
He waved his hand at her. “Yeah! Everything is fine! My friend and I were just killed by something I didn’t even know could be dangerous.”
“Don’t play too long. You still have homework.”
“I know! I’ll be good.”
-xXPolarisXx-: good one secrets
-xXPolarisXx-: you got me for a minute
IKnowYourSecrets: :image attachment:
IKnowYourSecrets: :image attachment:
IKnowYourSecrets: :news link:
IKnowYourSecrets: :news link:
IKnowYourSecrets: :image attachment:
The links and pictures started coming through even faster. The first was a picture of a family of acrobats and one of the links was to the story about how the parents died in an accident while performing.
The next link was about Bruce Wayne adopting a child followed by one only a few months later discussing Batman’s new side kick, Robin. Then a picture of the Graysons’ son in his circus costume next to a picture of the first Robin. Which were entirely too similar.
“Holy…” whispered Danny. But the links and images were still coming.
Robin stopped being spotted when Dick Grayson moved out. And not much later Nightwing appeared. And then there was a new Robin and a new adoption. And then Jason Todd-Wayne died and Robin disappeared.
-xXPolarisXx-: what. The fuck
-xXPolarisXx-: why are you even looking into this
-xXPolarisXx-: Secrets! ????
IKnowYourSecrets: your a real friend, right?
IKnowYourSecrets: I mean weve known each other for like 2 years now
IKnowYourSecrets: no catfisher’d stick around this long
-xXPolarisXx-: course I’m real
-xXPolarisXx-: though thats also what a catfisherd say
IKnowYourSecrets: I live in gotham
IKnowYourSecrets: Batmans changed since Robin
IKnowYourSecrets: Since Jason died
IKnowYourSecrets: he needs a robin I think
IKnowYourSecrets: hes mean and harsh and people dont feel safe
-xXPolarisXx-: …
-xXPolarisXx-: youre planning something
IKnowYourSecrets: help me figure out how to convince dick to go back to being robin
IKnowYourSecrets: I think they had a fight
IKnowYourSecrets: from what i can find online their last several meetings have ended in fights
Danny stared at his screen, mouth open. Secrets couldn’t be serious. This was too much. But he knew his friend. He might joke during a gaming battle, but he’d never joke about this. Not to Danny, or well, Polaris.
-xXPolarisXx-: Youre gonna chase down Nightwing??
-xXPolarisXx-: isnt he only out at night???
-xXPolarisXx-: dude youre gonna get yourself killed
-xXPolarisXx-: how’ll you even find him?
-xXPolarisXx-: do NOT tell him you know his secret identity
-xXPolarisXx-: what do vigilantes do to ppl who learn their identities?
Danny watched as the dots appeared to indicate Secrets was typing. They stopped. Picked up again.
IKnowYourSecrets: awww
IKnowYourSecrets: you like me ❤
IKnowYourSecrets: im not gonna die!
IKnowYourSecrets: NIGHTWING will be there
IKnowYourSecrets: and I can find him bc I know his patrol routes
IKnowYourSecrets: easy peasy
IKnowYourSecrets: im going tonight
IKnowYourSecrets: just need to figure out what to say
-xXPolarisXx-: dude really???
-xXPolarisXx-: do you even know why they fought?
IKnowYourSecrets: Gotham needs batman
IKnowYourSecrets: and batman needs robin
IKnowYourSecrets: hes a hero he should want to help
-xXPolarisXx-: Well start with that, then
-xXPolarisXx-: if youre going to be an idiot
-xXPolarisXx-: and go out in gotham at night
-xXPolarisXx-: tell nightwing youre worried about batman
IKnowYourSecrets: worried about nightwing as well
IKnowYourSecrets: hes not as bad
IKnowYourSecrets: but its clear something is wrong
-xXPolarisXx-: im just a kid from a small town
-xXPolarisXx-: how am I supposed to know how to talk to superheroes?
IKnowYourSecrets: they aren’t superheroes
IKnowYourSecrets: no powers
-xXPolarisXx-: not the point
-xXPolarisXx-: I guess
-xXPolarisXx-: start by asking how hes doing
-xXPolarisXx-: and how batmans doing
-xXPolarisXx-: and say youre sorry about robins death
-xXPolarisXx-: but most importan STAY SAFE
-xXPolarisXx-: i dont even know your name to follow any news stories
IKnowYourSecrets: its Tim if you wanna know
-xXPolarisXx-: mines Danny
-xXPolarisXx-: idk why but Tim fits you
IKnowYourSecrets: dont use it on public forums
IKnowYourSecrets: but were safe here
IKnowYourSecrets: Danny. I like it
IKnowYourSecrets: thanks for the advice!!!
IKnowYourSecrets: im gonna use it
IKnowYourSecrets: ttyl
IKnowYourSecrets: gonna track down dick and talk to him
IKnowYourSecrets: he usually starts patroling in like an hour and a half
IKnowYourSecrets: and it’ll take me about that long to get to bludhaven
-xXPolarisXx-: lemme know what happens
-xXPolarisXx-: im gonna check this chat and the game any chance I have at the computer
IKnowYourSecrets: will do
IKnowYourSecrets: by danny
-xXPolarisXx-: stay safe tim
Danny stared at the chat box as Secrets, as Tim signed out. What. The. Hell.
“You all right there, Danny?” Jazz was looking at him from their kitchen table and Danny quickly closed out of the chatroom. No one could be allowed to see that information.
“Yeah, course. Just talking with my online friend Secrets.” Whose name he now knew. “He had to go, though. So I guess I’ll start my homework.”
“Were you two playing that game you like?”
He couldn’t tell the truth, so he decided to lie. “Yeah. We’re hoping to beat this boss so we can get a rune stone that’ll let us craft this super awesome weapon! Then we might stand a chance in the arena.”
Jazz smiled at him. “I’m sure you two’ll get it. What’s this arena?”
Danny described the game on autopilot as pulled out his backpack and books. Holy hell, he knew Batman’s identity.
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Part 2
I also hope to start doing WIP Wednesdays if there's any interest. Probably not every week and they won't all be for this fic, but I've got a few things I've been working on that I hope people will enjoy.
Tag List (I hope you're still all interested so many months later. XP)
@bonebrokebuddy, @britcision, @lady-time-lord-, @welcometosasakiworld, @akikkobara, @phoenixdemonqueen, @dolfay, @skulld3mort-1fan, @nutcase8691, @dreamingasters, @xysidhequeen
I'm sure there's people I'm missing. So let me know if you want to be added or if you want to be taken off the list. I won't be offended either way.
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*Utter Chaos in the Crossover Bar that is steadily increasing in intensity*
Arthur Morgan, stressed: God, help us.
Desmond Miles, used to it: there is no God, just me.
Arthur, concerned: I can’t tell if that’s better, or worse…
Desmond, amused: let’s find out
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mlb gc pt.2??
check out pt.1 !
(maripoo=marinette ,alya da coolest=alya, speakup=adrien, lukipoo=luka, ninotron=nino,and yn)
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i’ve upped my game w a texting app it kinda eats idk. also i made yn and mari neighbors bc why not also adrien is a drama queen :3
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/52815520
‘what’s that sound? (there’s a funny man at my door)’ by jewishrat420 - I don’t usually read text fics, but this one had me laughing hysterically from start to finish, it’s so funny
what's that sound? (there's a funny man at my door) by jewishrat420
@jewishrat420
Rating: Mature
4,854 words, 1/1 chapters
Archive Warning: No Warnings
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Texting, text fic, chat fic, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, Getting Together, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Crack, Roommates, Eddie Munson Has a Crush on Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington Has a Crush on Eddie Munson, Gay Eddie Munson, Jewish Eddie Munson, Autistic Eddie Munson, Jewish Jonathan Byers, jewish argyle, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Awkward Eddie Munson, Lesbian Nancy Wheeler, genderfluid jonathan byers, they/he argyle, References to Sex, background ronance, background jargyle, Coming Out
Summary:
steve: You sure they didn’t forget to diagnose you with anything?
eddie: god ur a bitch
i wanna fuck u so bad
steve: What.
nancy: What.
robin: What.
jonathan: What.
argyle: nice
Thanks for the rec!
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Big deaf energy
Thanks anon!!!!!
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chatfic idea - asking jjk men if you can hold their dick while they pee
Asking JJK men if you can hold their dick while they pee
Featuring : Gojo,Geto,Nanami,Inumaki and Yuuta
Warnings : mention of dicks..(ofc) and pee…😅
Feel free to reblog and request are open! But I will have to do it slowly one by one because I been quite busy 😭
Gojo
Geto
Nanami
Inumaki
Yuuta
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your instagram if you were dating neil perry (modern au obvs)
warnings: ooc writing 😭, fem reader, swearing, shifty attempts at comedy 😭, very self indulgent but was fun so might make more of these
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prettyy/n my perfect puck <3
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neil.perry: only if you’ll be my juliet <3
↳ prettyy/n: wrong play ml but that is the right playwright <3
↳ nawunda69: y/n is writing that pretending we all didn’t see her squeal into her pillow
↳ prettyy/n: shut up charlie, you literally get no bitches
↳ nawunda69: how do you put up with her neil???
↳ prettyy/n: we both actually hate you charlie <3
j.keating: we’re all so proud of you my boy!
↳ t.anderson: he’s right, well done neil!
meekswillinherittheearth: did you get to keep the crown?
↳ neil.perry: i did, it’s on y/n’s head atm tho >:(
↳ prettyy/n: you put it on my head!!! >:(
↳ nawunda69: BREAKING NEWS TROUBLE IN PARADISE COULD THIS BE THE END OF WELTON’S GOLDEN COUPLE TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT ⁉️⚠️💔
↳ neil.perry: shut up charlie
↳ prettyy/n: shut up charlie
↳ meekswillinherittheearth: shut up charlie
↳ overstreetorunderyoursheets: shut up charlie
↳ richard.c: shut up charlie
↳ t.anderson: shut up charlie
↳ pittsie: shut up charlie
↳ chrisnoelmas: shut up charlie
↳ ginnybutnotweasley: shut up charlie
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prettyy/n📍 the met, baby!!!
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neil.perry: you tripped over seconds after this was taken
↳ prettyy/n: shhhhh!!!! don’t tell anyone this
chrisnoelmas: want what they have!!!!
↳ ginnybutnotweasley: hi
↳ overstreetorunderyoursheets: hi
j.keating: it’s so uplifting to see the youth in spaces like this. never loose that wonder!!!
↳ prettyy/n: it’s all thanks to you captain <3
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neil.perry: gonna marry her one day ❤️🩹
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prettyy/n: i can’t wait to walk down the aisle and see you waiting for me 🥺
↳ neil.perry: i can’t wait to see you walking towards me in a pretty white dress
nawunda69: you two are sickeningly sweet sometimes
↳ neil.perry: you can make a speech at the wedding
↳ nawunda69: all is forgiven
neil perry taglist 🏷️ (message me if you wanna be added or deleted)
@kellyscowboy @littlelilbun @fairiesneverland
@shefollowedthestars @goodoldfashionedluvergirl
@disneymbti
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wednesday's family as posted by wednesday on twitter
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| the addams family: a thread
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| morticia addams. the addams matriarch. likes: sex, my father, torture, hozier. does not like: bubblegum. fun fact! she banged my school principal
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| gomez addams. mi padre. likes: sex, my mother, torture, hozier. does not like: tiktok relationship accounts. fun fact! he makes the best chicken soup ever
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| pugsley addams. brother. likes: me, torture, fire, axes, bears, daisy jones and the six. does not like: seagulls or puns. fun fact! one time he was being bullied so i got my piranhas to bite his bullies’ penises off. allegedly
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| pubert addams. baby brother. likes: charlie chaplin, mime, fire, archery, fire archery. does not like: colleen hoover books or any fantasy novel entitled “a __ of ___ and ___” fun fact! one time i tried to sell his organs and someone bought his left kidney off ebay
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| fester addams. my uncle. likes: me, motorbikes, grave robbing, genshin impact fanfiction. does not like: good posture, mondays. fun fact! his ultimate goal in life is to ghostwrite for colleen hoover (pubert does not like him for this)
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| thing addams. my PA. is not really a human being but i’m not supposed to mention that. likes: yoko, adultery. dislikes: morals. fun fact! i hate him rn
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| and finally me! wednesday addams. likes: enid, my friends, my family (sometimes), my cats, taylor swift, waffles, and fizzy sweets. dislikes: dry hands, things that touch my neck, the name alfred, bottled water. fun fact! i’m famous and if you want to know fun facts you can pay me for them
***if this looks familiar it's because i wrote this in chapter 10 my ao3 fic "the wenclair saga of genghis the brain" (which you should read) and i feel like it's time we cross post bc it's been a hot second since i posted anything real***
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Izuku: It’s gonna be hard to sit behind you in class tomorrow
Kacchan: yeah?
Izuku: The back of your neck was distracting enough before I knew what it tasted like
Kacchan: that why you can never answer a damn question right? the back of my neck distracted you?
Izuku: Unironically yes
Chapter 4 of my DKBK chat fic is up!
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