CreepyPasta Incorrect Quote Pt. 6
Zalgo: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.
Jane: Liu isn't answering his phone.
(Y/N): I'll call.
Jane: Clockwork and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-
E.J : BEN, pass the salt.
BEN *throws Jeff across the table*
(Y/N): So, what's for dinner?
Toby, looking down at the food he just burnt: Regret
Masky: Okay, okay, okay! Stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Masky, about Toby: Apparently, we're getting a new member in the group.
Hoodie: Are we stealing them?
Kate: New or used?
Masky: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Zalgo, talking to his demon army: Some of you may die, and that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
(Y/N): I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
(Y/N): You now, I'm starting to regret showing you how the blender works.
Hobo Heart, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Clockwork: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Sally: The cow???
Jane: Sally, W H Y?
BEN: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that much.
Jeff: You've been to fucking jail?
BEN: Once. In Monopoly.
Jeff: Am I going too far?
Toby: No, no, no, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
E.J, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Where you guys born AMAB or AFAB.
The Slender Man: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
L.J: I was personally created in a lab.
Zalgo: I just straight up spawned lol.
General headcanons for the creeps?
Jason and Julius gossip at Starbucks, sipping their coffee and wearing sunglasses. They judge everyone in there, louder than needed.
Vine is in a queer platonic relationship with Jason and Julius. I HC Vine as aroace.
Tim and Brian are kind of father figures to the creeps.
Helen and Julius are good friends, they have different friend groups but go to each other when there's issues in their friend group.
Helen does hangout with Jason, Julius and Vine since I see them being art friends. He makes the red 'dye' for them to use.
LJ and Candy Pop get along pretty well, clown and jester unity! They'll play pranks on the other creeps.
Puppeteer and Killian get along pretty well
Jane, Nina, and Kate are a bit of a clique but not the kind that are mean to everyone else.
Jane and Jeff actually got over their rivalry after Jeff had a sexual orientation crisis. Jane helped him through accepting himself as bisexual and held his hand coming out to everyone.
Jeff and Nina are dating (sue me)
Candy Pop and Nina are friends
Ben, Jeff and EJ are best friends.
EJ and Liu are dating secretly.
Julius and Killian are engaged, Tim and Brian are helping them plan the wedding
I'll stop here for now but feel free to ask for more 🖤
Creepypasta winter headcanons~
To celebrate the beginning of the polar night, have some winter snippets for the Creepypastas!
Oh it’s cold out? It’s often safe to assume that EJ hasn’t noticed that the weather has gotten colder (or hotter). He isn’t that sensitive to changes in temperature. It has something to do with his not-being-human.
Despite the cold not bothering him, EJ wants to blend in as much as he can. He wants you to take him shopping so he can buy himself an entire winter wardrobe! He wants all the cosy sweaters, woolly socks and the thickest winter jacket he can find.
It’s delightful to watch him get excited about things like that, although during the shopping spree you constantly worry about where you’re going to fit all his new things in your small-ish apartment.
EJ likes the atmosphere of winter evenings – you two can sit side by side on the couch while watching the flame of a single candle dance in the darkness. He likes to make you hot cocoa that you can have during those peaceful moments.
EJ always has a warm beverage of his own, although he never tells you what’s actually in it. It’s dark and syrupy and smells abhorrent, so you don’t even want to know.
Jeff the Killer
Jeff complain about the cold all the time. He doesn’t actually have a preference when it comes to seasons – he always has something negative to say.
In the summer it’s too hot, in the winter it’s too cold. He doesn’t mean anything by it, it’s just his habitual lamentation.
Jeff doesn’t believe in winter clothing. He will wear the same hoodie-and-jeans combo all year round, and refuses to put on anything more, even if you pester him about it.
The way he dresses might actually have something to do with why he is never satisfied with the weather. He has poor clothing-adaptability.
Although the cold weather is the perfect excuse to spend some quality time together, Jeff will firmly tell you that he doesn’t want to cuddle with you under a blanket. He will keep saying it, even when you’ve already convinced him to join you.
He will burry himself chin-deep into the blanket and mutter that it’s a stupid waste of time to sit around like that. (It’s hard to take him seriously)
Tim prefers to stay indoors when it gets cold and dark out. He generally runs on caffeine and sunlight, so during the dark season he would rather sit before the fireplace and stare at the wall.
If you’re up for it, he would enjoy having you there next to him. The extra warmth that you provide both for his body and his soul are welcome additions to those relaxing moments.
It’s rather counter-intuitive to think about, but his headaches usually get better when it’s cold out. Tim doesn’t know why that is but he certainly isn’t complaining! It means that he can concentrate more on the time spent with you.
If you’re the baker type and enjoy making Christmas treats and pastries, Tim will happily watch you waltz around in the kitchen. The smell of something baking in the oven makes him feel at home.
Though he isn’t big on eating sweet things, he likes to see you at the kitchen counter with a smile on your face and flour all over your clothes.
Being the positive man he is, Brian always finds a sunny side in everything – even when it’s about winter and he might not actually see the sun in weeks.
He likes to go sledding. It brings out the little boy in him that he usually keeps under wraps.
Brian feels that cold weather is only a matter of attitude and choice of clothing – if you put on a nice parka and a thick scarf, the cold weather won’t hurt you. If you complain about the cold, he tends to get annoyed with your attitude.
“Just put on more clothes!”
“I’m already wearing six layers and look like the Michelin Man!”
“Yeah, like the cutes Michelin Man I’ve ever seen~”
Toby is essentially a cat in human form: he appreciates warmth, comfort, and soft materials. Winter, being all cold, dark and dreary, is absolutely not his favourite season.
Toby always has cold hands, but even more so in the winter. It gets to a point where he has to sit five minutes with his hands stuffed into his armpits so he can regain his fine motor control to paint.
Now that he has you in his life, however, he can warm his hands on your body instead!
You get a little wary of hugging him because never know when he’s going to press his freezing hands against you back or sides. He usually does give you a warning beforehand, though.