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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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M.J.: What are your pronouns?

Peter: He/they, why?

M.J.: I'm talking shit about you with Y/n

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the-real-mj · 1 month

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Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month

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Wade: I can't have people thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.

MJ: That's, like, all you do.

Wade: Yeah, but I can't have people thinking that!

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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floilee · 26 days

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Kate: I'm not discussing it... I'm just saying that we're going to be visited by Peter and MJ this afternoon.

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ

After patching up Peter

Ned: So we're going to head out now okay

Peter: Sure

Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*

MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*

Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges

MJ: Shut up your just jealous

Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain

MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!

Y/N: I am not!

Ned: when did this start?

Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did

MJ: I was holding my soda!

Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship

Ned: a Bro-ship!

Y/N: thanks Ned

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bitchystxrk3000 · 3 months

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Thor: I put the pun in punishment.

Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.

Peter: I put the cute in execute.

Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

MJ: I put the ass in class.

Loki: I put the D in Y/N.

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mamaspidershit · 4 months

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Peter: Bad news— Clint locked himself outside of their own house. Peter: Good news— we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Peter: Bad news— Natasha finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Peter: Good news— a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Peter: Bad news— it was MJ, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

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incorectquoteswlw · 23 hours

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Kate: (pointing at a speaker) Oh Look! A twist!

Yelena: (taking the safety off) I don't have TIME for this tomfoolery!

Peter: (scrambling to grab the gun) This is an ESCAPE ROOM!! HOW DID YOU GET THIS IN HERE??

Yelena: I am offended you'd even ask.

MJ: This is the best day. Ever.

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lucky-bishova-42 · 3 days

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*Kate, America, Mj, and Peter leaving for a party*

Peter: Okay Missus Romanoff and Missus Maximoff, we are leaving now!

Wanda: Okay! You guys have fun!

Natasha, standing up: Woah hold up—

Kate, rolling her eyes playfully: I know, Mama. “Be home by 1:00.”

Natasha: Yes, but that’s not all.

Natasha: Do not add to the population, do not subtract from the population.

Natasha: Do not end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail.

Natasha: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Kate:

America:

Peter:

Mj:

Wanda:

Natasha, smiling: Have a great time!

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jonasdirection101 · 1 year

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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."

MJ: "Hi."

Ned: "Hello."

Harley: "Hey."

Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."

Peter: "We were out of Doritos."

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marvelflame2010 · 11 months

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Y/n: If I died, how much would you miss me?

M.J.: It's bold of you to assume that death would get you out of this relationship

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the-real-mj · 1 month

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Mj: Do you think your aunt likes me?

Peter: May literally begged you to marry me

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angelofthenight · 3 months

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MJ, pointing at the 3 Spider-Men: The villains can’t beat us because we have this!

Ned: ..friendship?

MJ: no... I’m pointing at the Spider-Men. They’re going to beat them up

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headcanonthings · 16 days

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Ned: I don't get what's wrong with being a pillow princess. Sleeping Beauty was one and did it really well Peter: How do you know she was- MJ, putting a hand on Peter's arm to stop him: Ned, what do you think a pillow princess means? Ned: A princess who is sleeping in her very comfy royal bed. Duh! I wanna be a pillow princess. Peter: I'm gonna tell him MJ: Don't you dare

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floilee · 15 days

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Clint underestimates them

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