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the-real-mj · 3 days
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Mj: hey you want some leftovers??
Peter: leftovers?
Mj: you've never had leftovers before?
Peter: no, because i'm not a quitter.
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marvel-lous-guy · 3 months
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Tony: How was patrol?
Peter: yeah it was good. Got a paper cut though.
Tony: how do you get a papercut as Spiderman?
Peter: this guy stabbed me with some scissors and they still had paper on them somehow...
Tony: YOU WERE STABBED!?
Peter: It doesn't count! It's fine!
Tony: HOW DOES THAT NOT COUNT!?
Peter: SCISSORS DON'T COUNT
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upon-a-starry-night · 10 months
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Marvel Incorrect Quotes
*Y/n being interviewed*
Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?
Y/n: Natasha
Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?
Y/n:... Natasha
Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?
Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha
Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question
Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-
interviewer: -No?
Y/n: *softly*  ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ
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Yelena Bolova: (walking in with a knife) Is stabbing someone immoral?
Bucky Barnes: (not looking up) Not if they consent to it.
Loki Laufeyson: (thrilled to have found his people) Depends on who your stabbing.
Steve Rogers: (visibly concerned) YES??!!?
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lives-in-midgard · 8 months
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Have you ever tried shawarma? - Tony Stark
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romanoffshouse · 10 months
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"We're both upside down" – Yelena Belova
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Y/N: *Rushing around a corner* Wanda, who do you love more: Me or Pietro?
Wanda: What? What’s going on?
Y/N: Please answer the question.
Wanda: *sighing* Detka, what did you do?
Y/N: Nothing…
Pietro: *Screaming in the distance* Y/N GET BACK HERE.
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atwellfilm · 3 months
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CAPTAIN CARTER and DOCTOR STRANGE SUPREME
↪ WHAT IF...? – S02 • EP.08
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betzabobababi · 4 months
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Incorrect quote #24
Tony and y/n making a salad
Tony: *looks at y/n then to the bowl*
Tony: y/n these cucumber halves are too big. You need to break them up.
Y/n: *takes the peices out*
Y/n: *sobs dramatically*
Y/n: *to the cucumbers* ITS NOT YOU ITS ME! *slams the knife down*
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captainxcarter · 1 year
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She hugs, Jarvis. 💖
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lokisbiiiitch1993 · 10 months
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My favourite Loki Quotes
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Love is a Dagger 🗡️
I don't wanna hurt you.i don't want a Throne.i just want you to be okay 🥺
I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose
I assure you Brother...the Sun will Shine on us again
Trust my Rage
No one good is ever truly good and no one bad is ever truly bad
Hurts, doesn’t it. Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.
I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!
You will never be a god
The Time-Keepers have built quite the Circus and I see the Clowns are playing their parts to Perfection
You can trust one thing.I love to be right
We may lose... sometimes painfully..but we don't die ..we survive
It’s been a very long day, and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do. So, if you don’t mind, this is actually your last chance. Now get out of my way.
I don’t enjoy hurting people....I don’t enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I’ve had to…. Because it’s part of the illusion.... It’s the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate play for control
I know what I am....Good.... Bad.... Bit of both
Trust is for children and dogs.theres only one person you can trust
I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness
I could have done it, Father....i could have done it.....For you... For all of us
My Masterlist
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the-real-mj · 3 days
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Mj: PETER YOU JUST BROKE THE LAW!?
Peter: it's okay, I'll just duct tape it back together.
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Tony: you could work for me one day kid
Peter: I'd rather be unemployed
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upon-a-starry-night · 2 years
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Y/n: *unable to stop staring at Wanda’s hands*
Wanda: *noticing* oh- I promise I have my powers under control you don’t need to be scared-
Y/n, flabbergasted: I’m not scared Wanda, I’m Gay!
Bonus-
Wanda: *Blushing furiously *
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bee-a-garbage-shipper · 6 months
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Gwen: Truth or dare?
Miles: Truth.
Gwen: What's the most extreme thing you and Miguel have done in the bedroom?
Hobie: I do not need to know this!
Miles: Okay, so I'm not avoiding the question, I just genuinely don't know how to answer that. Because like...to who? Or like. In what sense? And like. How strict are the definitions of 'in the bedroom' and 'me and Miguel'?
Pavitr: Do we want to know what you mean by that? Those are terrifying answers.
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lives-in-midgard · 10 months
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"I'm with you till the end of the line."
-Steve & Bucky
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