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jonasdirection101 · 11 months
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Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”
Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
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Y/n: Great now my asshole hurts aswell
Tony: excuse me?!
Peter: Mr stark?!
Tony: you two had sex?
Y/n: nah his cooking gave me diarrhea plus bladder infection
Peter: Dude don't tell him that
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Tony: Any plans for tonight?
Peter: No.
Tony: Loser.
Peter: Thanks, dad.
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ktrew · 8 days
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Have you forgotten anything, Your Highness?
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stevetony-quotes · 10 months
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He's just Tony to his Steve.
ROMANTIC
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lokiswifeduh · 1 year
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Bad Date
pairings: Bucky x fem!reader
warnings: disrespect for servers, forceful touching, unwanted kissing, John walker, fluff at the end.
summary: You go out on a date set up by Tony, which goes horribly. You come home and tell Bucky all about it in which he comforts you. 
WC: 1,182
A/N: I had a really crappy date like this a couple of months ago so this is the retelling of that and how I wish it had ended, thank you for reading!
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“Hey where are you going?” You looked over to see Bucky peeking his head above the couch, one of the sitcoms Wanda loved playing loudly in the back. 
You walked over, leaning on the back of the sofa. “Going on this date Tony set me up on.” Bucky’s brows went up as he nodded slowly. “Who is he?” Shrugging, you tucked your phone into your back pocket and fished out your keys. “His names John, last name starts with a ‘W’ I think.”  
Bucky pursed his lips, “And where are you going?”
You let out a laugh, “A restaurant. You ask too many questions Buck.”  He tilts his head in agreence, “Call me if you need anything, doll.” You smile down at him, “I will.”  Bucky’s lips curve up in a goofy grin, “And be home by eleven or I’ll hunt him down with a shotgun.” Laughing genuinely, you gesture to the TV, “You’ve been watching too many 50s’ sitcoms...” Walking away you open the door and shout out, “Don’t wait up!”
But after 20 minutes of being on the date, you were really hoping Bucky had waited up. The guy was the exact copy of your ex boyfriend. He had the same voice tone and even the same haircut. 
You ordered a water and hot wings, same as he did but when the waiter came he looked at her with a rude expression; as if her doing her job was interrupting. He was only talking about himself anyway. 
Sighing you took a other drink of your water, watching as he only paid attention to the TV behind your head. “So where are you from?” “Hmm?” He hummed, watching the apparently more interesting game behind you. 
You rolled your eyes, taking the last bite of your wing. “Are you guys ready for the check?” Looking at him across from you he was staring at, you a blank expression on his face. You looked back up at the server, smiling. “Yes, please. Thank you.”
Bringing back the check, he instantly grabbed it making your heart soar for at least one thing going right. He threw thirty dollars down, the waitress collecting it hastily. “I had a fun time.” He smiled over at you with a crooked smirk. You chuckled lightly, not knowing what to say. 
You weren't having a good time. Yet you forced the words from your mouth, “Me too.”
“Here’s the change.” The waitress placed the money down on the table, only for John to put all the four dollars of change back into his wallet, not even bothering to tip. She grabbed the empty drinks, not waiting for something she knew he wasn’t leaving. “Oh uhm-” “You ready?” You were about to say something when he abruptly stood, gesturing to the door. You nodded, “Yeah, I’ll catch up with you outside, I just need to use the restroom.” His eyes widened a little bit before he walked away, not even bothering to say anything. You groaned, the server catching your eye from across the room. “Hey!” 
You were able to catch her before she disappeared into the kitchen, making her turn around with a confused look on her face. “Hey, I’m sorry. I didn’t know he was gonna do that, here you go.” You pulled out your wallet, holding out a fifty dollar bill. Her eyes widened as she shook her head, “Are you sure? I don’t want  to be an inconvenience.”
It was your turn to shake your head, “I promise, it’s okay. I’m sorry for his behavior.” She hesitantly took the bill from your hand, holding it tight in her palm. “First date?” She questioned, making you nod. “Yeah, and last.”
“Good,” She scoffed, “I feel sorry for the poor woman who ends up with him.” Giving you a smile she thanked you once more, walking into the kitchen as you made your way out to John. He was standing by his truck, the run down vehicle definitely needed work, and a new paint job. 
Without a word he grabbed you by your waist, pulling you into him forcefully. You grunted, surprised by his actions. Looking down at you, his hands traveled down until he gripped your ass tightly, bruising tight.  
“Ow,” You muttered under your breath before softly pushing yourself out of his arms. “Where you going babe?” He chuckled, dipping his head down and kissing you. Your eyes shot open as he moaned and grunted, trying to stick his tongue down your throat.
You beeped your car alarm, the custom Lamborghini; a gift from Tony, illuminated in the dark parking lot. Pushing off of him, you subtly wiped his saliva from your lips and part of your chin, “I have to get home,” You gestured, finally making it to your car as he waited for a further explanation in the spot beside you. “Early meeting.” You opened your door, about to get in before he shouted. 
“I’ll call you.” You ignored him, getting in your car and shutting the door before he could say anymore. Without even turning on the music you reversed and sped from the parking lot, desperate to get back to the tower. 
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“Hey doll,” Bucky turned his head, smiling when you stepped through the door. But his grin soon died when he saw the exhausted and frankly disgusted look on your face as you slammed your bag and keys onto the kitchen island. 
Bucky watched in confusion as you plopped down on the couch beside him, letting out a big sigh before kicking your heels off. “So, what happened?” He questioned, making you turn your head in his direction. “Men suck.” Bucky nodded, “We do.”
“And they’re disrespectful, arrogant assholes.” 
“Do I need to kick someone’s ass, doll?”
You let your head fall onto Bucky’s shoulder, “Can you just hold me please.” And he did just that, wrapping his arms around you, he pulled your head into his side, tucking you into him. Your tight black mini-dress rode up in the process, Bucky pulling the material back down your thighs the best he could. “Wanna talk about it?”
You looked up at him, seeing the genuine concern written all across his face. “He was rude, ignoring me the entire time, he didn’t even tip-” “Wait, he didn’t tip the server?” You shook your head, a small spark of appreciation fluttering in your chest from the shock of Bucky’s words.  “Plus when I was walking to my car he grabbed me and kissed me without even asking.” You could feel Bucky’s grip tighten on you protectively, making your heart soar at his touch. 
You both sat in comfortable silence as you brought your hands to your lips, “I can’t believe I was stupid enough to think I could find a guy that wasn’t a total pig.” Bucky shook his head, “You deserve so much better, babydoll.”
You could feel Bucky’s shoulders start to loosen as he slowly dipped his head down, apparent of what he wanted. “Buck?” “Yeah?” “Don't stop.” Bucky leaned down, his nose brushing yours, “I wasn’t planning on it.”
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chrisevansleftpeck · 1 year
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okay but imagine tony stark walking in on you and natasha in lingerie in bed together 
and he just whispers under his breath
“of course black widow is a lesbian”
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kettlefire · 6 months
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Another random continuation snippet based on the post.
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If he was asked, Tony would say this whole situation felt like a fever dream.
One moment he was working on blueprints, the next he's working to calm down a melting little girl.
It wasn't long before her melting seemed to slow, and hiccups became more spaced out. The number she gave him to call was a disconnected line.
"Trust me, he got the call."
In any other situation, he wouldn't trust her.
But he has very little experience with kids, let alone with them melting.
Not to mention the sudden bounce back she had was astonishing. The moment the green liquid seemed to slow and harden into a more gel like substance, her panicked breathing slowed to almost nothing.
Ectoplasm. Ghosts. Clone. Destabilizing.
All words used only garnered more questions. Tony was sure about one thing. There was no way in hell he was going to let her die.
It took everything in him not to point his repulsors at the green portal that opened behind her. The same green as the ectoplasm.
It took a whole lot more effort not the react to what stepped through.
The being towered over everyone in the room. Black gravity-defying hair, blood red eyes, and fangs. Actually real fangs.
To make matters worse, he was blue.
"Ellie!"
Funny enough that was when Tony learned her name. The way she light up was all the scientist needed to know.
This was her dad. This strange creature that glowed. That stared at him like he could see his soul. That lit up every survival instinct Tony had.
Thing was, this man wasn't the most terrifying thing in the room.
From behind him, just before the portal closed, another one walked through.
He looked just like Ellie. Black hair, blue eyes. They could very well be twins. If Ellie hadn't mentioned being a clone, Tony would have thought they were.
This child, almost the smallest in the room if you didn't account for the melting one, had goosebumps running all across his skin. His hair standing on it's ends.
Even as he spoked to them, told him everything he gathered, and all that he knows. Even as he hid his fear, pushed past the overwhelming atmosphere.
Even as the kid, Danny, acted like a child.
There was no doubt in his mind that he was dangerous. Not dangerous like the vampiric one. Not dangerous like an every day criminal, or new metahuman.
Dangerous in the way of world domination.
This kid was deathly strong, he screamed it even as he fussed over Ellie like a hen mother. Even as his eyes lit-up once he realized he was in the same room as Tony Stark.
Tony never got his answer. He's left baffled and filled with questions as they disappeared into a new portal.
Two things were for certain.
Tony was rewatching the camera footage later, possibly showing it to Bruce. To try and decipher the mess that found itself into his lab.
Second thing?
Tony prays to whatever being there may be out there that he never crosses path with any of them ever again.
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony: “Where are you going?”
Peter: “I don’t even know yet.”
Stephen: “Who’s going with you?”
Peter: “Whoever comes, I guess. Idk.”
Tony: “What are you all gonna do?”
Peter: “I’m trying to figure it out now. Idk what we’re doing.”
Stephen: “Are you all going to eat?”
Peter: “I hope so. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten.”
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Tony: hey there is cake in the fridge still
Steve: can I have some?
Tony: no not you
Tony: *looks at Y/n* you may
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🎄 DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MY CHRISTMAS ANIMATION? 🎄
• I'm creating a little animation with Tony Pepper and Morgan for Christmas
• In one scene Pepper and Morgan will surprise Tony with fanmails
• These fanmails can be your message for him!
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• Send me the text you would write to Tony if you could send him a message in his world (comments or dm)
• If you draw you can also add a drawing you made and I will add it next to the text like this
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• Tell him how much he helped you, how much he means to you, he deserves it!
Hope you enjoy!
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@baneme-art
"Hello, I'm Mero and I love drawing Tony Stark :)"
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zheleznyjpauk · 2 months
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