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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wade: I can't have people thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.
MJ: That's, like, all you do.
Wade: Yeah, but I can't have people thinking that!
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the-real-mj · 1 month
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Mj: So what’s for dinner?
Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Mj: …
Mj: Is it soup?
Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Mj: STOP!
*one hour later*
Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!
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hearts-4buck · 4 months
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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floilee · 26 days
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Kate: I'm not discussing it... I'm just saying that we're going to be visited by Peter and MJ this afternoon.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ
After patching up Peter
Ned: So we're going to head out now okay
Peter: Sure
Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*
MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*
Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges
MJ: Shut up your just jealous
Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain
MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!
Y/N: I am not!
Ned: when did this start?
Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did
MJ: I was holding my soda!
Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship
Ned: a Bro-ship!
Y/N: thanks Ned
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bitchystxrk3000 · 3 months
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Thor: I put the pun in punishment.
Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.
Peter: I put the cute in execute.
Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
MJ: I put the ass in class.
Loki: I put the D in Y/N.
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incorectquoteswlw · 16 hours
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Kate: (pointing at a speaker) Oh Look! A twist!
Yelena: (taking the safety off) I don't have TIME for this tomfoolery!
Peter: (scrambling to grab the gun) This is an ESCAPE ROOM!! HOW DID YOU GET THIS IN HERE??
Yelena: I am offended you'd even ask.
MJ: This is the best day. Ever.
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mamaspidershit · 1 month
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MJ: You wanna fight?! You got one! Peter: Okay! *raises fists* *Natasha runs in, scoops Peter up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* MJ: MJ: What?
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."
MJ: "Hi."
Ned: "Hello."
Harley: "Hey."
Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."
Peter: "We were out of Doritos."
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angelofthenight · 3 months
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MJ, pointing at the 3 Spider-Men: The villains can’t beat us because we have this!
Ned: ..friendship?
MJ: no... I’m pointing at the Spider-Men. They’re going to beat them up
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headcanonthings · 16 days
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Ned: I don't get what's wrong with being a pillow princess. Sleeping Beauty was one and did it really well Peter: How do you know she was- MJ, putting a hand on Peter's arm to stop him: Ned, what do you think a pillow princess means? Ned: A princess who is sleeping in her very comfy royal bed. Duh! I wanna be a pillow princess. Peter: I'm gonna tell him MJ: Don't you dare
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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months
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Wade: The Avengers are going to be here any second. I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with a bunch of teenagers doing goofy stuff.
MJ: Aside from being Deadpool, that’s like all you do.
Wade: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!
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the-real-mj · 1 month
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Mj: Do you think your aunt likes me?
Peter: May literally begged you to marry me
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Spiderman: Don’t kill me. I have a girlfriend.
Any villain: You think I care about that?
Spiderman: Oh, that’s not a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.
*MJ bursts through the wall*
MJ: Are you ready to die?!?
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floilee · 15 days
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Clint underestimates them
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 days
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Peter and Y/N arrive at school after early morning patrol…
Y/N: Peter I think you need coffee you’re sounding delirious
Peter: (sleepily) no you’re delicious, what?
MJ runs up…
MJ: Peter, you ready?
Peter: yeah. Bye Y/N, see you later.
Peter sleepily shakes MJ’s hand and kisses Y/N on the cheek…
Peter: I’ll see you after class babe.
Peter walks to his first class…
Y/N: (confused) love you too, Parker
MJ:
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