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sarosthewizarddude · 9 months

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Real convo from my friend group's gc.

I'm bored

Hi bored im dad

Hi dad im god

Hi god im gay *goes to hell*

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deep-fried-mayonnaise · 1 year

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A list of my favorite things that my friends have every said

#mentally ill #unhinged #friend group #quotes #friend group quotes #crack

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ao3-crack · 1 year

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #just accept your true calling as a theatre kid and go get your adhd diagnosis already #this is actually a really good fic #it explores gender in a cool and meaningful way #also #this is me with literally every one of my friends #how I ended up being the only non-theatre kid is a mystery #(actually I have crippling anxiety that decides to pop in every time I stand in front of a group so that might be it)#adhd #theatre #theatre kid

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greenapplebling · 1 year

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Jason: I've been feeling really old lately...

Tim: You're 23??

Jason: Yeah, but- Kids these days, man... They act like they already figured out the secrets of the universe and shit like that

Tim:

Tim: THEY'RE OUR AGE

Jason: I know, but still-

#when you're in your early 20s but feel really old every time someone your age says something really stupid #and your first reaction is to complain about the 'youth these days...'#like you don't belong in that group too lol #dc #tim drake #jason todd #batman #batfam #robin #batfamily #red hood #red robin #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #batbros #source: my friends and i

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machiavellli · 6 months

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If the slytherins had socials…part V

<- Part IV

-> Part VI

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covehearted · 7 months

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The woman is Elizabeth and she didn't get lost — she ditched them

#our life #our life beginnings & always #cove holden #derek suarez #baxter ward #ol:ba #incorrect quotes #olba #our life: beginnings & always #fake scene #I KNOW babie baxter wasn't a part of the friend group but let me dream

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harringroveera · 1 month

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Billy: And you actually succeed??

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vaniloqu3nce · 9 months

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Wednesday, trying to flirt: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

Enid, on the verge of tears: And what about it!?

#based on a real conversation with my best male friend #and im not the one who said what about it #☠️#i love him #he is the community boyfriend in our friend group #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #eniday #wenid #enid x wednesday #wednesday #enid and wednesday #enid #incorrect wenclair #wenclair incorrect quotes #incorrect wenclair quotes #wednesday and enid

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l3viat8an · 10 months

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*Texting in the HoL group chat*

MC: I will give you the best head of your life if you being me a cherrycoke slushy tonight 😘

Satan:…

Beel: Okay.

Asmo: No I’ll do it!!

Mammon: As if!!! I’ll get if for ya MC!

Belphie: Get what?

Belphie: Oh. I’ll get it.

Levi: As if you’ll actually get out of bed lmao

Lucifer: MC, what is the meaning of this?

MC: Oops…wrong chat!

MC: Just ignore that 😇

*MC texting Solomon (aka the right chat lol)*

MC: Can you get me a slushy on the way home?

Solomon: Cherrycoke?

MC: Yea! You’re the best Solomon 😘

Solomon: Asmo texted me first. I still want head 😉

MC: Damnit-

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itscuntingseason · 2 months

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zuko: just be confident katara! boys like that

toph: how the fuck would you know what boys like?

zuko: cause i'm a BOY toph, i'm a real live boy

aang: oh yeah like pinocchio

#text #atla #avatar the last airbender #toph #katara #zuko #aang #derry girls #shitpost #quote from derry girls btw #just imagine zuko is helping katara with boy advice idk #idk like even though zuko isn't the only guy in the friend group i just feel like he's the James in comparison to derry girls

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clotpolesonly · 2 months

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Dream Thieves ch 15 // Blue Lily, Lily Blue ch 19

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incorrecthatchetfield · 28 days

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Richie: has Ruth booped you yet?

Pete: I don't care

Steph: wtf are you talking about

Richie:

Richie to Steph for the rest of the day:

#poly nerdy prudes #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #source: my friends #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #an average nerdy prudes group chat #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #steph lauter #boop #april fool's day

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anotherfandomtrash · 7 months

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"worst friend group ever"-probably Rodya after being yelled at

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niiwa-angel · 15 days

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Barry: If I was meant to swim, God would have given me flippers!

Hal: two thirds of the planet you live on is water! That's God telling you that you need to know how to swim!

#incorrect DC #incorrect DC quotes #incorrect Justice League quotes #Halbarry #Justice League #Barry Allen #The Flash #Hal Jordan #Green Lantern #Source: convo with my friends #apparently #my childhood experience was not universal #I'm one of two people in my friend group who can swim #thought that was a life skill but 🤷‍♀️

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rypnami · 2 months

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garreth: your accent is just your mouth’s font leander: oh my god you’re right sebastian: does the ministry know about this??? ominis: i need new friends

#queue #i love the idea of them double dating and being the most chaotic friend group #but ominis is the only voice of reason #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #leander prewett #garreth weasley #hp fandom #slytherin #gryffindor #textpost #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #meme #prewlow #garrinis

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machiavellli · 5 months

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If the slytherins had socials…part VIII

<- part VII

-> part IX

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