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futurebird · 8 months

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The "B" is *not* for "buses"

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#everyone welcome #lgbtq #gay jokes #buses #pride month #rainbow flag #lgbtq pride #not you #what did buses do?#I love public transportation

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fella-lovin-fella · 1 year

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your-queer-dad · 9 months

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"Are you still gay?"

Nah man, I couldn't pay my gay subscription last month and they cut me off

#gay #gay jokes #memes #lgbtq memes #aqueerjokeaday #lgbt #trans #transgender #lgbtq #lgbtqia #finch rambles #trans joy #queer positivity #trans kids #trans community #queer #queer community #queer pride

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dea-equitorum · 1 month

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yeah.... Michael's sword is flaming alright....

heh heh

#supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #spn #jensen ackles #misha collins #michael sword #gay jokes

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wack-ashimself · 2 months

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*One of the funniest sci fi gay jokes. "You ever eaten alien meat?" Yeah. "What was it like?" He seemed to enjoy it. -torchwood s2, e4

#torchwood #gay jokes

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milomilesmib · 6 months

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If sexuality was a choice there would be way more lesbians in the world because men kinda suck

#i am a man btw #lgbt #lesbian #gay #queer #lgbtqiia+#lgbtqia #lgbtq community #lgbtq #shitpost #gay jokes #queer jokes #queer humor #gay humor #lgbt humor #men ☕️

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tenderbittersweet · 11 months

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What the characters on Ghosts would say if you asked them how they feel about pride month

Alison: Love is love. What’s more important and beautiful than people finding someone to build a life with?

Mike: Blokes getting with blokes and girls getting with girls is like, it’s like basic human rights. Like go after what makes you happy! Or who. Or more than one “who.” Don’t people do that? Like a throuple? Dunno. Saw it on a T.V. special. They seemed happy. What was the question?

Fanny: Same sex marriage would’ve made my life so much easier...

Pat: Splendid! Lots of love for LGBTs. Everyone’s a litte gay, right?

Mary: I loves seeing peoples be happy.

Robin: Every month pride month if you not a coward.

Humphrey: There is nothing more important in this world than love.

The Captain: Yes, well. Erm, jolly good for them! Chaps marrying chaps. I’m—I’m happy for them.

Kitty: Oh, isn’t it wonderful! All the people getting together to kiss and show love and have a splendid party! I love the colors and all the people being ever so happy!

Thomas: Ah, June! The month where love can openly and truly flourish! *bursts into tears*

Julian: Love the Ls. Don’t mind a G and T now and again. I’m a bit of B myself. It’s a pity we didn’t have all those other letters in my day. Seems like it’d be lots of fun. The gays do know how to throw a party, let me tell you.

#bbc ghosts #ghosts uk #alison cooper #mike cooper #fanny button #pat butcher #mary #robin #humphrey bone #the captian #kitty #thomas thorne #julian fawcett #lgbtqia+#pride month #gay jokes #lmao #op #100+ notes

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craycraybluejay · 2 months

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it's not gay if he's your brother 🙄😮‍💨 can't believe i have to keep explaining this to people

#sibcest #jokes #edgy #gay jokes #deancore

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suppotato123 · 4 months

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There are two wolves inside me: One is a lesbian with ADHD, and the other is a gay man with Autism. They’re fistfighting.

#actually adhd #adhd #actually neurodivergent #self diagnosed autism #funny #memes #bi ace #queer #lgbtqia memes #lbtqia #lgbtqplus #lgbtq community #i wish gay people were real #gay memes #gay jokes #gay people #two wolves #there are two wolves inside me

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grimreaper4724 · 1 year

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#lesbians #lesbian pride #lesbian goals #gay girls #girl who likes girls #gay love #tvseries #gaypride #lgbt jokes #gay jokes

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at-least-i-think-im-funny · 6 months

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everyone knows I'm a fruit but no one knows the flavor. Success.

#queer humor #queerhumor #gay jokes #queer jokes #lgbtq+#lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #shitpost #shitposting #fruit #joke #funny #joke post #meme #memes

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your-queer-dad · 9 months

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I was originally LGBT, but I upgraded to the premium version LGBTQ+ to get rid of the ads

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 4 months

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"you make being gay your personality" uh no

we talk about and make jokes about how we're gay, or trans, or bi, pan, enby, aro, ace and all of the lovely and valid identities in the queer spectrum. and if you think we do it too much and you're okay with queer people but why do we have to "make it our whole personality"? it's alright sit down i'll tell you what's up

(TLDR up front coz i know long posts are hard for some folks: we do it to affirm our identities and find love, acceptance and community because IT IS SO RARE TO FIND SAFE ENOUGH SPACES WHERE WE CAN TALK ABOUT OUR QUEERNESS.)

We're so relieved that we have even small spaces or people that we feel safe enough in and around to make those jokes and comments. We're so relieved, we want to enjoy that relief of not being hatecrimed, disowned, and all the awful things that happen to this community.

We're so intent in being proud of our identity and reaffirming it, when so many people invalidate us every day.

We're so eager to connect with other queer people, to be assured that we are not alone, we have a family, we have a community.

We want to lighten up the mood around queer discussions, to make sure it's recognised as normal and human, to make sure it's not a dark taboo topic.

We want to reassure ourselves. That we are safe, that we are accepted, that we are loved, that we are valid. And we are.

We talk about it, we make jokes about it, because for so many centuries, and even now in most places and for most people, we couldn't and can't. When we are able to, we will.

Some of us have different reasons, too, reasons I may not know about and that's great too! I'd love to hear the opinions of other queer folks. Tell me if you feel anything needs to be changed or clarified, too, I'm open to hearing you out :)

And as for things that are not jokes, if you're complaining about a queer person speaking up about their experiences and/or the discrimination they have faced then mate you need to leave, educate yourself on sensitivity and empathy, and only then return.

And to my queer siblings who say "i can't open this packet of biscuits im too gay for this": you guys are totally valid i too am too gay to open biscuit packets sometimes. Straight people who are offended by this: this is a joke. That we are allowed to make. See? it's that easy.

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thisismybalconyandishallscream · 4 months

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fae: "And can I have your pronouns?"

me: "Why certainly! my pronouns are, uh... um... sorry, can't seem to remember..."

#lgbt #meme #gen z humor #humor #joke #comedy #gay as fuck #gay jokes #gay joke #gay #gay humor #memes #lol #lmao #lgbtq #queer #queer community

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dunnuhbruh · 4 months

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As we pull out of Christmas Adam and enter Christmas Eve, let us remember all of the blatant bisexual jokes we made along the way

#christmas #haha #christmas eve #christmas adam #bisexual #bisexuell #bisexual joke #gay #gay jokes #gay joke #gay boy #this is a joke #joke #strange aeons

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