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nightofthelivingdean · 8 hours ago
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It's unethical to not tell a potential romantic partner that you are a Supernatural fan. They must be able to make an informed decision.
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velmaistotallyalesbian · 14 hours ago
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WE WON
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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 2 hours ago
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Link: My first time with a therapist was that she let me trauma dump for a while and then told me to lie down on the couch. I fell asleep for the rest of our session and I woke up and realized how much easier depression is to deal with when you get a good night sleep.
Samus: My first time visiting a therapist was like, he kept giving me snacks through the whole session and I started feeling better the whole time and by the end I said “wow, you’re really good” and he said “No I’m not, you need to eat regularly”.
Mario: My therapist walked me through deleting my twitter account and now I feel so much better.
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legendsoffodlan · 18 hours ago
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New Fire Emblem Game Bingo
1. Main Lord has a deep love and respect for another man in the game and they poetically complete each other but haha no homo bro.
2. Imouto that everyone sexualizes.
3. Minority characters that everyone in the fandom will be racist at in a White suburban mom kind of way.
4. Incest.
5. Waifu bait.
6. One villain that everyone will write thesis length essays on how they were good and right and justified.
7. One villain who is Skeletor
8. New Smash Bros fighter
9. Dragons
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hedgehogoftime · 17 hours ago
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Me, starting Bloodborne: Huh, so this is like a Gothic Horror Dark Souls? Cool.
Me now, eyes bloodshot, hunched over my computer screen like a goblin at 3AM, consuming every bit of insane cosmic lore I can: Mergo’s Lullaby has the same tempo as your walking speed so this clearly symbolizes that the Hunter is-
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c10v3r · 8 hours ago
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theyr so goofy love em
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agusc92 · 18 hours ago
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sir-libearian · 2 months ago
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Hello fictional man, you badly need therapy. Unfortunately, what I'll be giving you instead is men and more feelings.
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polyphonetic · a month ago
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this equation is NOT cute. numbers actually hate being under a square root symbol and it distresses them
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judas-isariot · 19 days ago
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The funniest guy on splatoon
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autie-j · 2 months ago
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ADHD is fine and all but when are we finally going to upgrade to AD4K?
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sweetcreme · a month ago
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In my restless dreams l see that place
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shittybannanas · 3 months ago
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spicymilehigh · 3 months ago
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calling a male judge "your honor" when youre a guy is so gay like what you tryna honor?? his dick???🤨🤨
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saloomy-memes · 2 months ago
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minnesota-fats · a month ago
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What if Danny was really a clone of Bruce Wayne that his parents accidentally made when they were trying to do something relating to ghosts and unethical experimentation. Maybe got Batman’s dna somehow thinking he was a ghost or maybe fucking grave robbed the Wayne mausoleum and got his dna there and just decided that they would keep him and that the reason Dani was so unstable was not only the ghost dna but also making a clone of a clone is like too fare removed from the source material?
But Imagine Danny trying to find his birth records for a school project or like he needs them for his drivers license and he just straight up cant find them so he goes to Jazz and she cant find them with her stuff so they both go to Jack who starts sweating nervously before he oh-so-cleverly redirected the conversation. (“Dannys birth certificate, well you see—who wants fudge!”) so then they go to Maddie who sighs before holding out her arms to hug Danny. Saying something like, “Before I tell you two I want you both to know that I love both of you no matter what and that this has not effected how I love you in the slightest.” And danny, thinking like a normal human being is like, “am… am I adopted?” And Maddie smiles and says, “oh goodness no, of course not.” And Danny sighs in relief before Maddie can say, “your father and I cloned you in the basement!” Danny stares at her waiting for her to say it was a joke before saying “you know how thats not better, right?” And Jazz blows up cuz you cant just drop a bombshell like that without prefacing it!
Bonus:
Tucker writing a joke article mimicking the “Does Bruno Mars is Gay?” Article and was going to delete it but some bitch ass ghost (probably Technis) finds it and posts it and thus danny being put on Bruces radar causing a chain of event that I can not predict right now.
I want peoples opinions on this and if any of y’all use this please tell me! I wanna read it!
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cat-cosplay · 2 months ago
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🗓 the true evil.
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