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I want to go to Lana del Ray’s concert but nobody wants to join me T^T
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And I’ll keep texting regardless
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@machiavellli, patiently waiting for me to reply to her texts on discord:
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machiavellli ¡ 4 hours
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THANK YOU.
I was running restlessly around the world every time I heard that someone had “un emergenza fashion”.
Like, yes, don’t worry girl, I got your back, your personal Enzo Miccio has arrived.
Put blood, sweat and passion into my creations
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“I’m just a girl” I repeat at myself as I get once again submitted to my shopping desires
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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I got 6…
BUT what about Lego Star Wars?? Jedi survivor?? Jedi fallen order?? Star Wars battlefront?? Hogwarts legacy??
Also, honorable mention to Tomodachi life and many other silly Nintendo games from my childhood
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I had to unfollow the Draco Malfoy hashtag beacause I kept seeing them🧍‍♀️
Next porn website I see in random tags I'm literally gonna disinstall tumblr
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Happy Pazzi Conspiracy Day ! via @themediciarchiveproject
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machiavellli ¡ 5 hours
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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I love the possible easter egg from Buffalmacco of Dante and Virgilio in Camposanto, the Giudizio Universale section.
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The affresco was made between 1336 and 1341, Dante only died in 1321.
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Bonus note: the preparatory drawings, la sinopia, did not included Dante and Virigilio’s figures, they were added in the painting process. My professor said that Buffalmacco’s decision probably went against the will of those who commissioned the affresco.
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machiavellli ¡ 6 hours
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The s3x bot in the Sanremo hashtag are absurd
Next porn website I see in random tags I'm literally gonna disinstall tumblr
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OH OKAY, I like it btw!!
@machiavellli changing her theme and announcing the world with a post
me, planning on changing it ANOTHER time and not telling anybody:
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No but the line “I can’t relate do desperation” is my favorite
Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso is giving me SUCH a deja vu
this song feels like i've known it for at least 5 years
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machiavellli ¡ 8 hours
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Hunter: are you talking to yourself?
Tech: yes
Tech: it‘s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this kriffing domicile
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Palermo, Sicily, 1994 - by William Albert Allard (1937), American
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machiavellli ¡ 15 hours
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“I’m cracking”
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I just would like to apologize and let everyone know that every time I wrote “I’M CRACKING” I actually meant “I’M CACKLING”.
So, no, I’m not doing crack, I was just laughing-
I thought that cracking was used like “spezzare” in Italian (when something is funny you can say “Mi fa spezzare”), but apparently no. @theeslutintheroom thanks for the heads up💀
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