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Draco: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Pansy: You were flirting with Y/n.
Draco: So what? They're my lover.
Pansy: You asked them if they were single.
Draco:
Pansy: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 days ago
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Harry: Certainty of death? Small chance of success? Harry: What are we waiting for?
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hogwartscastle · a month ago
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Rest in Peace, Robbie Coltrane...
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marymacdonaldspatronus · 19 days ago
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James: *sings* Galileo Galileo!
Sirius & Peter: Galileo Figaro! Magnificoo
James, Sirius & Peter: *waiting expectantly*
Remus: *rolls eyes* ffs
Remus: *sings* I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…
James, Sirius & Peter: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY-
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the-darling-badger · 7 months ago
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Crookshanks being an unpaid intern for Sirius Black is my favorite thing about Prisoner of Azkaban. He had that cat running ERRANDS. Ordering the Firebolt for Harry, stealing Neville's list of passwords. Crookshanks was Booked and Busy
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elina-clevergull · 3 months ago
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Hogwarts Houses Common Rooms Midjourney AI art by Elina Clevergull
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moonyandtoasts · 23 days ago
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happy birthday to the most precious boy in the entire universe ❤️
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ohwhpotter · a month ago
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Daniel Radcliffe pays tribute to Robbie Coltrane
“Robbie was one of the funniest people I’ve met and used to keep us laughing constantly as kids on the set ... I feel incredibly lucky that I got to meet and work with him ... He was an incredible actor and a lovely man”
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gwynvys · 3 months ago
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Happy Birthday Harry! ⚡️
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wolfstardaughter-jj · 3 months ago
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Random Ravenclaw: I wonder how Lupin-Black survives dating a chaotic mess like Weasley.
Random Hufflepuff: Right? He's good looking and all but I don't think I could survive the constant pranking and detentions.
~meanwhile with Y/n & Fred~
Y/n: Can I-
Fred: No love, you will not eat the levitation candy.
Y/n, pouts: But I wanna fly like Peter pan.
Fred: And I don't want you to end up on the Great Hall ceiling and never get back down. They're just prototypes, they're still in the works.
Y/n: But-
Fred: No buts, sorry love.
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incorrectharrypotterblog · a month ago
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*Harry and Ron arguing*
Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses
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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 5 months ago
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Y/n: [standing outside George's window with a "PROM?" sign]
Fred: [leaning out the window] Oh, my God, YES!
Y/n: NO! TELL GEORGE!
Fred: George, I'm going to prom with your girlfriend!
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letraspal · 2 months ago
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Sirius and Remus firmly believe they’re being subtle.
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upthehillart · 7 months ago
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2022 Redraw of 2016 Marauders
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authorofstories55 · 2 months ago
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*draco malfoy voice* my therapist will hear about this
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artsymushu · 3 months ago
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Things guys normally do that look terribly hot when Fred does them
It's canon, he told me himself.
Leaning on the door frame while talking to you
Running the hands through his hair subconsciously, when he's thinking or when he's sweaty after quidditch practice
Stretching, just that. When he's tired in the mornings, or even if he's trying to reach something that's really high and his shirt lifts a little
Helping younger students. no explanation needed here, it's just hot when he helps kids
Being protective, not in a possessive way but in a hold my hand I don't wanna loose you way
Rolling up his shirt sleeves, does this need an explanation too or...?
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