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sarosthewizarddude · 9 months
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Real convo from my friend group's gc.
I'm bored
Hi bored im dad
Hi dad im god
Hi god im gay *goes to hell*
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You fool. You never stood a chance. I knew your mutual that also follows me would like that post so I made sure to reblog it shortly after you so they can see the post from me for the first time and now they're going to reblog it from me and not you. I win..
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luminary-rainchii · 2 months
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Y'all, Toriura's story is so depressing, so depressing. You can't even imagine.
*has read "original character creation for dummies"*
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lazodiac · 2 years
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“Girl bulge” this, “girl bulge” that. The only bulge I wanna see on my desk is Gae Bolg, the notched spear, the spear of mortal death, that must be thrown by firmly grasping it between your fore-toes, and should it every so much as scratch another it will enter deadly barbs into the wound, erupting into a blossom of thirty barbed points, killing you instantly.
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(in regards to the last rb) as each year passes, that starscream line becomes more wild-like they really wrote the line and had steve blum say it for the gd car-robot cartoon fjkngjaengew
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chaosismyhobby · 11 months
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GADdammit
When u have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and u go "dammit"
say it with me y'all: GADdammit ‼️
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messy-haired-bum · 11 months
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Warning: Laws of Hunting spoilers
Okay so I know Cale's name got mistranslated to "Gae-il Henidukes" in Central Plains, which later on became "Kim Gae-il" before becoming "Kim Hae-il".
What you don't understand is why "Gae-il" is so funny.
Raon said he dislikes "Gae-il" with a burning passion for a reason he doesn't know; Choi Han nearly bursts out laughing right then and there; Sui Khan was holding on for dear life.
Here's why.
I read the Chinese translation of this chapter (chapter 85) first, and in Chinese, "Gae-il" is "狗日", which can colloquially be translated to "Dog Fuck."
Literally.
The Emperor is literally calling this audacious tiny ass man "Dog Fuck" to his face, and Cale couldn't do anything about it because he literally brought this upon himself.
Yes people, we were robbed of "Kim Dog Fuck", and damn do I wonder what other jokes might have been lost in translation.
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krasytoonz · 11 months
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The Gae Wae (this comic is 100% a joke)
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advocatekwlaunt · 2 months
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one thing about Japanese bls is that they will be ✨thiccc✨ with plot.
virgin @ 30?😯 guess what? you're a witch now. you can read minds! read minds and figure out what's wrong with you.*👍🏽
crushing on the resident cool guy?🤔 well guess what? that blond tsundere mf is JUST AS OBSESSED WITH YOU AS YOU ARE WITH HIM (maybe more!!!)...have fun misunderstanding each other every single episode 🩷
unluckiest guy in the world?🫠🫵🏽 well guess what? the luckiest guy in the world IS IN LOVE WITH YOU and he's willing to just be a little unluckier if it means he gets to be with you.🥹aw.
wanna top the DILF boss?😎convince him it's in the interests of anti-ageing that he let you top him. 💪🏽make him have an anxiety attack while you're at it.🫂
like to eat naked?😶‍🌫️ Great. the guy that had a crush on you in high school WILL COOK FOR YOU, and you can eat naked. 🫡In fact, he wants you to. He really does.
your crush has a crush?😢guess what? that crush thinks YOU have a crush on him and he actually becomes YOUR crush and then he has a CRUSH ON YOU.👻 we're crushing. u get a crush! u get a crush! EVERYONE IS GETTING A CRUSHHHHH.🫨 'cept the primary crush. she gets nothing...
JUST JOKING SHE GETS A CRUSH TOOOOOOOOO!!!🤠 everyone's a winner.
kissed a girl in for commercial when you were younger and never stopped loving her?🤭 WELL GUESS WHAT?? THAT GIRL...was a boy.🫤 he's still a boy.🫤 WHY DO YOU STILL WANT TO KISS HIM are you gae bro?🏳️‍🌈⁉️
*for legal purposes this is a joke.
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Bittersweet Romance (Cho Gue Sung x Fem! Reader) Part 1
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Summary: Cho and (y/n) have been childhood friends back in Korea. 12 years later, Cho comes back to Ansan to see his family as well as (y/n). With his newfound fame, the football player becomes surrounded with fangirls, yet he is only infatuated with the one girl who treats him the same, famous or not. Reader is also around 23-24, and is not necesarily Korean, just lives in Korea. 
Warnings: Angst, Hurt to Comfort, Toxic but in reality just confused with feelings, Romanticism, Eventual Fluff
Request: from @alotofrandomfangirling:
Hii could you please write for Cho Gue-Sung where he and reader have like a love/hate relationship, picking on each other but secretly having a huge crush? Then one day something happens and they confess their feelings ajskajskajs thanks a lot 💗
Note: Thank you so much for requesting! I don’t really know what else to do since Cho is just such a lovable person so I decided to make this into two parts so I do hope that you wouldn’t mind. It makes my heart happy seeing people that are actually requesting and I do hope that this ‘fic is long and good enough for you <3 -Tsuyu
Word Count: 1K
“Oi brat, could you come pick me up?” Cho asks in a joking tone as he presses the button to contact you on Line. The football player has found newfound fame in the stadium of the World Cup, coming back to his hometown of Ansan to meet his family and friends (by friends he means his best friend of 12 years, (y/n)). The man is surrounded by fangirls and paparazzi at the airport so he just wants to be escorted back as soon as possible to a place no one can find him.
The girl on the other line rolled her eyes and sighed, laughing a bit before replying back on the phone. “Brat? Shouldn’t you have more manners for someone coming to pick you up at the airport?” the girl asked in a rather annoyed tone.
Cho simply laughed. Seeing her annoyed  seems quite amusing to the Korean man. He simply decides to tease her back, just to check her reactions.
“Fine. Do you prefer jagiya then?” Cho asks back, this time in a more serious tone. The line on the other side went silent as the girl covers her mouth with her hand, before the man hears a quiet ‘shut the fuck up’ muttering from the girl’s mouth before she hangs up. The man simply smiled and giggled. Most of their entire friendship has been just back and forward teases towards each other.
He simply remembers the first time he met her. 
Cho remembered the girl that fell down in front of his doorstep the first day she moved in. The girl has recently moved from Seoul to Ansan for her father’s new job. She wore a white shirt and a long green skirt, and sat outside of Cho’s doorstep, sheltered by the roof while enjoying the ambience the rain made.
“Hey, what are you doing out here?” Cho said, opening the door in his front porch, noticing the presence of the girl. He was confused, but the girl’s eyes said nothing as she stared out, watching raindrops hit the road.
The girl didn’t look back. She kept watching, replying. “I’ve just moved in next door. The movers are still inside and since it’s raining, I only could wait here.” The girl replied. 
The confused 12 year old boy walked forward, sitting down next to the girl. He looked at her to the side and asked.
“You seem sad. What’s wrong?” Cho asked with a concerned look towards his new neighbour. 
“All of my friends are in Seoul and I don’t want to be alone in Ansan, cause I’m afraid that I’m not gonna be able to make any friends here.” The girl responded with a sigh, enjoying the sight of the rain.
Cho chuckled a bit. He lent out a hand and smiled. 
“Cho Gae-Sung. Your neighbour and your friend. Nice to meet you!” He said with a coy grin.
The raven haired boy saw the eyes of a certain (y/n) peeping out in a small black Hyundai, as she exited for a bit, walking towards Cho and giving him a tight hug. 
And that was the start of a beautiful, bittersweet friendship. From stupid competitions in class, shit-talking each other, they were always a duo that always bickered and eventually made up. Inseperable till Cho left for the football club. 
After what seemed like a good 20 minutes, Cho receives a message from his phone.
“Hey I’m 5 minutes away.”  The text read out. The man sighed and grabbed his bags to go out to the front of the terminal. He took out his sunglasses, shielding himself from the masses of stupid paparazzis and fangirls.
Cho put his arms around the girl’s back, letting go quickly to put his bags at the backseat before hopping in the front seat. 
The duo chatted for a bit, updating each other regarding the highlights and events for their lives such as what their parents and neighbours have been up to, the part where Cho purposely learnt Portugese curse words to piss off Ronaldo, and it left both of them laughing off their seats.
“Well I got a boyfriend.” (y/n) stated before hearing the inaudible gasp that Cho gave. Awkward silence reigned in for a bit before Cho disrupted.
“Hah! Bet he’s a loser and ugly dude.” Cho snickered. He was trying to obviously hide his hurt feelings from the bitter truth- that someone as perfect as (y/n) wouldn’t like him back just because he simply cannot be honest with her.
She rolled her eyes and smirked for a bit.
“Actually, it’s Jaehyun.” The girl replied back. Cho couldn’t believe it. Out of all the people (y/n) decides the date, it was the valedictorian back in their highschool. The one that Cho despised for always being so ‘perfect’ and ‘boring’. “What the hell do you even see in him? He’s so boring (y/n)!” Cho scolded out.
(y/n) could only laugh back. The girl in reality, only made up the fact that she’s dating him to make Cho jealous, knowing that she could never compete with Cho’s options of millions of fangirls all around the world. The girl knows that all she could ever have with him is bickering and bittersweet friendships.  
“(y/n) I’m serious! Do you really wanna date a guy who’s only future is pleasing his parents dreams of becoming a doctor?” Cho says. God knows what got into him that made him this pissed. Everything just became muddled onto a big piece of negativity. 
And the car went silent for a while. 
She knew she fucked up. 
The girl stopped the car in front of their neighbourhood. She looked down onto the steering wheel and asked.
“Why the hell do you care so much about who I’m dating, Cho?” The girl asked in a serious tone. 
He didn’t reply. Instead, he grabbed the door handle and opened it, walking to the back to grab his things and bringing it towards his front porch, before slamming it. 
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groovysaber · 8 months
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an introduction to THE PHONE BOY(tm)
You can find the image here in my Pillowfort! (Due to ai scraping on Tumblr, my main blog is now over on PF!)
AKA, PHONE CRIMSON (Dialtown)
It all started when i was away and played dialtown again after a long time
And i returned and became a CHANGED MAN
drip? YES
a criminal? he ate pineapple pizza
Info: Phone Crimson
He/Him
ver3 gae (phone fan) His associated color is a light-ish Hot Pink (#FF248A), and his dialogue font is Solid Grooves
His Theme Music: Hit the Road Jack (Electro Swing Instrumental) (Funky Electro Swing Theme) he is nokia phone (INDESTRUCTABLE, unlike randy)combines fancy and funky clothes, unpredictable just like himis he even human? (no) he likes to open the fridge constantly, even if he has no intention of actually getting food out of it (Note: A lover of pizza and such delicious dishes, what a bodacious gentleman) his red-blue goggles work much like red-blue 3D glasses he is very bad at making jokes, and he makes one every 3 to 8 minutes he uses words like ''groovy'' and ''epique'' (french for epic)99% of movies he has watched were on shady movie sites he owns 34 different types of weapons (one of them is a rocket launcher)
fnaf fan he's a creative and resourceful mind (he custom-painted the phone head himself) he's also very technically-minded (He made the phone head himself)
instead of using it, he became a criminal (only on tuesdays and sundays)
when it's not tuesday or sunday, he works in the funfair as operator for the ''El Crabbo'' and ''The Funeral-Planner'' attractions (the only job where people were willing to hire him) he got drip
More images of him below
You can find all of the art here in my Pillowfort! (Due to ai scraping on Tumblr, my main blog is now over on PF!)
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bluerskiees · 2 years
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HANMA SHUJI FLUFF☁️
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☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️
◇ Expect a lot of Your mom / Deez nuts jokes.
◇ Weird sense of humour.
◇ Laughs at the most inappropriate times.
◇ Bullies you to show he loves you.
◇ Knows he's a bad influence for you, so tries to change himself little by little.
◇ #lungcancerbesties
◇ You thought he was gae aka dating kisaki.
◇ You or Kisaki? You both are like 2 eyes to him.
◇ Was genuinely depressed for a few day after kisaki's death.
◇ Not afraid to fuck you in front of others.
◇ Fantasizes fucking you in his colorful motorbike.
◇ Loves hugging you as you're shorter than him.
◇ Puts stuffs in higher places just to see you struggle taking them back.
◇ Bad boi with a good heart ♡
◇ Kisses your tummy often.
◇ If he was an emoji, he'd be "🦍".
◇ < A gorilla doesn't attack you unless it feels you knew trying yo harm it in some way. He's a pretty goofy guy but that doesn't stop him from brutally breaking you bones. >
◇ Would probably make funny jokes before mu₹dering someone.
◇ You once asked him to choke you.
◇ Almost choked you to death.
◇ Carries you on his shoulders with no effort randomly. Anywhere, anytime.
◇ Sucker for kisses and cuddles.
◇ Eats a pizza from the crust. Canon cuz I said so.
◇ Likes choking and spanking you tbh.
◇ "Who needs sleep when you can just binge watch that new series in Netflix?"
◇ Sadist. Asks you to call him master when you both do it.
◇ Has a great eyesight so you tried to do a hickey prank. "Why have fake hickeys when u can just have real ones?"
◇ Likes it when you cheer for him during fights. Makes them even more dramatic for ya 💀
◇ Breaks a lot of bones and teeth. Has a collection of them.
◇ Dates are usually adventurous and adrenaline pumping. World's most dangerous rides? Yes he's taking you there.
◇ However, he keeps you safe inside his arms, like backhugging you. Doesn't want a single scratch on you.
◇ Into exhibitionism and bdsm.
⤷ ୨🎐୧࿐ @citrusteaa
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soosthesoul · 1 year
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spoilers for part 2 murim arc +++
while i understand that the common take on sui is that by far he's more or less a flat character that the author doesn't really know what to do with and hence uses him as more or less of a laugh track — and while i think that's hilarious, i also think there's deefinitely a little more to it from where that came from.
i also desperately want you to keep in mind that almost everything that kim roksoo - now cale has learnt is directly from his experiences at team 1 under soohyuk - now sui's wing. we know this from the test at the sealed god's temple where cale had tried to communicate with his gang via sgt!krs using the cintamani. that poor boy was so awkward.. my sgrungly crimblo...
let's start with how he's introduced! he finds cale in orsena's duchy and they essentially just have a staring contest for a while before sui joins the party. i.. i am not going to lie, while i was a tiny bit disappointed that they didn't have an emotional reunion, a little reflection on their situation and dimensions as characters made me quickly realise that it was no time or position to have a touching re-contact with each other.
mainly, i think this is because sui khan is guilty. he lives with the guilt of leaving cale behind, and he lives with the guilt of knowing that he eventually has to ask for cale's help regarding his own bird clan — as briefly touched upon in one of the earlier chapters.
his existence in xiaolen was barely there, he'd mostly spent his time with the kids, and volunteered to go spying without even having to be asked — while this may be perceived with the idea that lee soo hyuk prided himself in his abilities of stealth, it's also...
"our little sui wanted some air." maybe i'm looking too deep into this, but it seems that even cale picks up on the fact that sui is restless and uneasy for whatever reason and used it to jab at him as a joke.
skipping forward to when cale had to choose a party for his trip to jungwon, he more or less truly did not require sui's presence there besides for the fact of moral support.
and i think.. sui picked up on that, because he suddenly has this air of mischief to him, and while i definitely don't think that he's by any means faking his laughter, i also think he's genuinely masking his worries, concern and guilt by throwing lighthearted jokes to jab at himself and at cale, more or less as a silent apology of sorts.
he's also mentioned to be by cale's side much more often, whether or not this is because cale is in the body of the weak kim roksoo, nobody really knows. but i think cale thinks that's the real reason.
and while i seriously might be looking too deeply into things; these three instances 100% stood out to me.
(forgive me for the off-quote as i am going off of angie's summaries + poor machine translation via google lens)
1. when the emperor of jungwon had asked cale his name, it's specifically mentioned that he glances at sui who nods his head to encourage him. cale then smiles and states that his name is cale henituse
2. when the whole gag of sui making up murim versions of the entire team's names were going on, it's mentioned that cale had originally thought sui was going to give cale the name "kim roksoo", and its further mentioned that sui paused before saying gae-il (as a joke) then settling with hae-il instead.
3. after that whole exchange is over, they'd joked around with each other, "young master kim", "noble warrior lee". further proceeding past this instance, cale's little shit switch finally turns on and he monologues about how he begins to ignore sui's comments and even contemplates if he should call sui "young warrior lee" instead.
now, don't look at me like i'm crazy, please!! cause i'm well aware these are more or less the most normal instances to mankind that yrh may have just put in here to keep the mood lighthearted. but since when has yrh ever written fluff without the underlying gut-wrenching angst? keke
i seriously think this exchange between the two is their whole "reunion" talk, between two clearly emotionally distanced men, between them who were once best friends, but are now still finding the middle ground to interact with each other. their care and trust in each other remains the same, perhaps has even grown greatly, but in order to avoid accidentally doing damage, they try to find their own little safespace in the dynamics they've created with each other in earth 1 before lee soo hyuk had passed on.
i think sui definitely is bottling up a lot of things he'd rather not say to his dongsaeng who is still definitely struggling and has his plate full with the concerns of his own family and other dimensions. i think sui will finally get the push he needs soon, and i think that rereading part 2 with sui's inevitable arc in mind will be a juicy heartbreaker due to all the subtle and nuanced instances the author littered here and there.
while i agree that murim arc is most certainly sort of dragging on in the last 5 or so chapters, i still really really enjoy the direction part 2 is going in, and am eagerly waiting for more. choi jungsoo's appearance is going to break me in 10 halves, i'm most certainly not ready.
here's to manifesting soos reunion on monday chapter 900! here's to law of the hunt already reaching a 100 chapters!!
tl;dr - sui is a pro at masking. the soos.. definitely need closure, and the foreshadowing of it happening soon is driving me insane enough to theorise about it!!
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dabihawksluvr · 1 month
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Vampire Boyfriends (Main Trio)
This is a revamp (ha) to a previous post I made, if y'all wanna use it for fanfic then be my guest! (this is based on a No Quirk/Modern Fantasy AU of mine, so keep in mind that this is all fanfic/headcanon - if y'all want my fanfics for these, go to my Quotev!)
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[ Izuku Midoriya ]
Dhampir (Vampire/Human)
Blasian (Black/Japanese)
Had an 'incident' where he bit someone by accident (Katsuki), so him and Inko moved to America (Japan has much stricter laws against Vampires and he would've been executed for simply biting someone).
Was not bullied by Katsuki during his middle school years, and was/is homeschooled so he is a bit sheltered and isn't a 'weakling' (he will openly show anger and frustration like in the later seasons of the canon and he's not afraid to throw a punch/kick).
He is tall for his age, and has some muscle to him (most assume he is just 'big boned'/fat until he takes his shirt off).
He can eat normal food (he's a vegetarian because cooked meat smells/tastes 'gross' to him), but still needs blood in his diet so he knows how to hunt (only things like birds and rabbits - his mom uses the meat in her cooking).
Though he has only bitten ONE person (Katsuki), he still has the urge to drink human blood despite how hard he tries to avoid doing so.
If he sees his loved ones hurt or in danger, his more protective/possessive side comes out and he will not hesitate to beat the shit out of anyone who's in his way.
Thankfully, his English is pretty good but his accent is still noticeable (and gets worse when he's flustered or upset/angry - he may start just speaking in Japanese if he's really flustered or just that pissed off).
Like all vampires, he is bi (though he still has a hard time accepting it because Japanese culture isn't really open about LGBT+ subjects/topics - Izuku will be very ignorant about it at the start, but he'll learn about it and adapt quickly enough to not mess up at often anymore).
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[ Katsuki Bakugou ]
Turned (once human, became a vampire)
He was once a regular human, but was bitten by Shoto (this is basically the 'Sludge Villain' incident - Izuku was already in America during this so it got messy real quick).
After he was turned, he had to move to America to avoid persecution by the Japanese government (he does not live with his parents as they stayed in Japan - he was transferred to a Vampire Rehabilitation Facility alongside Shoto).
Pretty much the same as in canon, but his personality is more like the later seasons (a lot more quiet and soft - him turning into a vampire caused him to self reflect, though he still has that temper and is 'aggressively kind' now).
He will push himself to his limits, often not having blood for days/weeks before he snaps and bites someone (says he 'doesn't need it' but he's just being reckless and thinks he can 'overcome' his vampirism).
His English is terrible, just like in the canon (he feels he doesn't need to learn English, even though he's not going back to Japan probably ever again in his life).
He was already gae, but he's a little bitch about it (good way to pester him is to just make gae jokes and watch him get really defensive about it - he is not as accepting about LGBT+ stuff, but he also doesn't give a shit about it either).
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[ Shoto Todoroki ]
Pureblood (born vampire)
His dad (Endeavor) wanted to 'experiment' with vampire blood, so with every child he had he would inject vampire blood into them during development (Shoto is the only one who survived this so he's an only child).
His dad still heavily abused him, 'training' him to overcome his innate vampirism which only led to him attacking someone (he ended up turning Katsuki by accident and both were sent to the Vampire Rehabilitation Facility).
The exact same as in canon, the only difference is he's meaner for a lot longer than in the first couple seasons (basically a grumpy emo boi who still hates dad but he also hates humans too and loves to complain about it all the damn time).
He does not skip on feeding at all, though he hates it because he can only get it from humans (he'd throw up and get sick if he got it from an animal so he has 'donors' who help him - again, he complains about having to do this all the time).
His English is perfect, he naturally knows all languages and speaks them fluently (he has rare moments where he messes up and it is really funny but only happens when he's pissed off).
He is bi, but his hatred for humans stops him from pursuing any relationship so he comes off as AroAce (he doesn't understand human customs or social etiquette so LGBT+ stuff isn't something he really 'gets' but he also isn't outright dismissive of it either).
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xcal1bur25 · 1 year
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Fuck I can't get over how UBW:A rewrote the Rho Aias scene. Like, in UBW proper archer's whole plan is "force Caster to drain her mana, so that Rin can take her out and so he can sneak in to finish her and Kuzuki off undetected." And that holds true in the abridged - but they put wayyyy more emphasis on archer's intent here. Archer is a lot more blatant about trying to bait Cu into using Gae Bolg, which is played off as a joke, but between that and his internal monologue it's made clear that Rho Aias wasn't a last resort, it was part of his plan from the start.
And then, and mind you this whole scene has A Stranger I Remain from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance as the ost, they intercut the activation of Rho Aias with Rin's fight with Caster. More than just that, they make it so that Rin beating the shit out of Caster is what causes Rho Aias to start breaking. Literally, they sync up the impact of Rin's strikes with the breaking of the layers of Rho Aias. It's as much Rin's blows to Caster causing her supply of mana to Archer to falter that breaks the shield as it is the force of Gae Bolg itself. And while this is all going on, instead of archer talking about how surprised he is that Gae Bolg is strong enough to break his shield, his internal monologue is cheering Rin on with every broken layer.
Weirdly enough, given that the abridged is a lot more explicit about Archer being shirou from the Fate route, this also leads to him and lancer respecting each other more than in UBW proper, with archer telling lancer "you won't understand this but i just wanted to say that you deserved better".
It's just so good.
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qpr-culture-is · 6 months
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QPR culture is when one of you is a Cristain and the other isn't (but you both respect each other and make funny jokes about it)
you say something like
"considering how crazy this world is getting, if the world were to suddenly end and if one of us were to get blasted to turbo hell cuz' of ✨le gae✨
i'd give my wings to you. you deserve them way more than i do.."
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